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Brother, 2 fried rice Give them 2 fried rice!
Greetings! Greetings!
Today's news,
10 murders in the district of Salem
Police is trying to catch the criminal using the evidence
If anyone has information regarding this, please report to the nearest police station
From the Salem Police
The people bearing news of the killer will be rewarded!
Give Rs.150
Hello, one minute, stop there!
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
That day's name was kept Grand Festival aptly!
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
To ask for hand in marriage would there be any better place?
Hey, look at the crowd of guys!
Look at their attractive acts!
A man and a woman coming together is wonderful!
It is pride for everyone who sees it!
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
That day's name was kept Grand Festival aptly!
He's hiding and looking while I pour yellow water!
When I stand in a crowd, he is bending and looking!
Hey listen, he's a spoilt guy!
Check whether the girl's hiding in the grove!
It is an old tradition to hand the girl if the cow is caught!
Now is the tradition of finishing IT and leaving to America!
Our girls will make a scene if you wink at them!
The nearby village girls will break our teeths if we smile at them!
Because of girls jackets goes and comes like a rocket!
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
Raman broke the bow and got the girl's hand in marriage!
Now, guys smoke cigars and get girls these days!
In our town, we can pick up girls in the sugarcane forest
In that town, we can pick up girls using internet!
Guys are attracted to bars, but they haven't gotten pass marks in tests!
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
That day's name was kept Grand Festival aptly!
Hey, look at the crowd of guys!
Look at their attractive acts!
A man and a woman coming together is wonderful!
It is pride for everyone who sees it!
You need to see aunt's and uncle's daughter
No one should take out money from your wallets!
This is all brother's treat!
He'll keep buying, you must all keep drinking!
We will!
Hey, I saw,
It was written SAC Naparimandram
Vijay's dad opened it?
Vijay's dad is SAC, this is SAS
What does that mean?
Guys who don't look at girls!
Hey! Are you people that good?
Yes, brother!
Cheers!
Brother, 2 chickens For Adukalam only, right?
Yes Then give him 3!
What is this? Why're you crying? If I tell that, you can't bear it
It's fine, tell!
Brother,
no girl from the woman grazing cows, to the girl selling mangoes
agreed to even look at us!
That's when we decided
How can they tell they won't look at us?
We decided never to look at them again!
That is when this club started
I like your purpose a lot!
How long will you keep listening to the story? Order another full, brother
Though you're high, you're responsible!
Get a full for everyone!
Why're you always in coat, brother?
I'm used to this. If I don't wear it'll be a prestige problem!
Is it?
So you can remove the glasses right? I'm used to it!
I'll get allergy if I remove it
If he's telling, it must be right!
Should I order 2 fulls or a whole chicken?
Don't want anything, give me the bill
Brother, can you pay for the old account too?
Bring the bill for that too!
Rs. 15000?!
We've been drinking for 6 months on your account!
You're the first people to set up shop and drink in this TASMAC bar!
That much respect for your visiting card
That's visiting card, not a credit card!
Here, take this
There's 50k. I don't have time to count. Take 15k and bring the remaining money
Bad luck today too?
You could remember home only now?
Go around the town and see, how many relatives have come in every house
In our place, not a dog to be seen!
Your dad keeps drinking and abandons relations
I thought at least you wouldn't be like that
But you're worse than that man!
Did I say no to anything?
Your brothers, scared of us asking for a share in the wealth don't want to mingle
Leave them! They are rich now
They'll be like that only!
Your aunt in Madurai isn't like that. SHe has a big market in Madurai
She transports to other towns from her market
If you go to Madurai and asking anyone for her market, they'll know!
So what?
In a ceremony I saw her. She asked to send you there as you're jobless here
She'll said she'll make you a king!
You'll get exposure with big people if you go there
Why're you telling me all this? Don't!
Won't let me eat properly on a nice day too!
That God should give him brains!
He keeps changing his shirts?!
Where are the 3 of them?
They got wasted after drinking!
It's better if they don't come, I'm here bro!
Coming sister Will you keep this is the van?
They'll come properly for food and party!
Pandi? What is it?
Come here Wait a sec, I'll come
What is it?
Do you have any sense?
So hard, we got a proposal for marriage for you, if you bring these useless guys...
Look here, send them away telling something
Go!
Look at them!
Ilakyam, come here, go keep this
What bro, is mom scolding?
You leave that, Amara, you are my friend!
I'm here, let's go, it's time Bro, not for that!
Bro, throughout the ceremony you have to stay beside me and take care of everything
We'll see about that then Now let's go!
No, not for that!
Don't take it the wrong way You are not handicapped at all
And you yourself don't get a girl for marriage
For me, it's only because I have an STD booth that I got a girl
They might not agree for marriage if they think I'm roaming aimlessly with you...
My mom's scolding. Bro, have this and treat them alcohol for me!
I'll call you for the marriage
You've come looking like you've just got rejected?!
Did he say he won't take you?
How will he? You're wandering aimlessly!
I keep telling you to go for some job
But you don't listen
You'll get brains if you get insulted like this!
Look here, I'm really angry, if you keep talking I'll break stuff!
You'll break?!
You aren't capable of doing a single job but you'll get angry?!
Look at guys your age, they are happily married!
I can feed you until you're alive
What if I die?
What will you do then?
Everytime you keep talking about job, money, food!
I won't come to you even if I die!
Tell me where you're going!
To sell vegetables
The gods I worshiped have finally answered to my prayers
What is it bro? You came without telling a word?
We didn't do anything wrong to you!
Don't think wrong about your mom, she sent
Rs.500 thinking you might struggle otherwise
200 got spent while coming!
Bro, don't worry, we'll go to Madurai, struggle, earn and buy Madurai!
Then we should buy a hotel first Why?
Only then there won't be food trouble!
Son, bus has come! Bro get 2 seats
Be careful
Bro, in the Madurai jail, they give chicken 2 times a week!
So you'd go to jail for eating chicken?!
Where's water?
Youck, what is that!
Looks like our town was better than this!
Cow dung is a good omen
Why's there so much crowd?
Is there a street drama?
Come on, one and all!
This is not a normal medicine
It is brought directly from American, African forests
It is pure and safe for everyone!
It is sugar free, cholestrol free, bone free, brain free
health free, care free sir!
SIr, you're selling masalas! Get lost useless!
Did I say care free? I said hair free!
Why're you troubling me?
Many people can't straighten once they bend and cannot bend if they straighten
can't sit or stand, can't sleep,
knee pain, leg pain, hand pain, etc
This will all get blown away with this medicine!
Even a 60 year old can jump around like a 20 year old!
Can he play cricket? Stop asking questions!
One another thing,
this is a concotion that has a lineage of 150 years!
So it hasn't left the platform for 150 years?
For 150 years, the trains travel on tracks, is there any change?
Everything has to be sold at its appropriate place!
Bro, it's a plant in out town!
Hey, even I'm from the same town
Brother, I'll take 3! Take 6 if you want! Give the money
But you told it was free!
Useless, I said it was sugar free
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