Skinny Tiger, Fatty Dragon (瘦虎肥龍)

- Mr Mak, please come with me. - OK.

Have a bite. It's not poisonous.

Are you crazy?

- How much? - HK$7.00.

Working so late, slaphead?

Aren't you scared?

- Scared of what? - Being robbed.

Oh, you're a cop.

- Give me the change. - HK$15.00.

- Don't move. - Freeze! Watch yourself, slaphead!

You get the money.

Gotcha!

That one is fake, but this is real.

Put down your knives.

You bastard!

You've got some guts.

Don't move.

Don't come any closer or I'll shoot.

Go ahead. Shoot me here, right in the heart.

I'll give you a marker. Shoot ahead.

Now it's easy. Come on.

I'll shoot.

Bastard! How dare you?!

You dare to fight back?

Stop, drop it. Drop it!

-You drop it first. - No can do.

Are you some kind of girl?

Don't provoke me or I'll call the police.

I am the police.

They'll be the witnesses.

Stop! Or I'll shoot.

- Please don't shoot, sir. - Don't shoot.

Dickheads. Scared now, eh?

Get over there.

Who's your boss?

Bingo! Get over there.

Join them.

When Baldy's around, no robberies happen!

Have you heard that?

- Yes. - Who's your boss?

- Johnny. - Johnny.

Why didn't you say that earlier? He's my old friend.

I heard he's doing very well. Where is he now and who are his partners?

Come on. Don't goad us, sir.

- We won't betray our boss. - Really?

-What have we done? Just a robbery. - Yes.

We'll only be jailed for a couple of years. Arrest me.

Bastard!

A couple of years?

Robbery, resisting arrest, stealing a police officer's gun...

Your fingerprints are all here! You're won't get out until 1997.

- Are you threatening us? - No, I'm framing you.

If you're smart, tell me what I want to know and I'll let you go.

Otherwise, enjoy yourselves in jail until 1997.

- That's terrible. - What shall we do?

Wait a second, sir!

Sir..

- I can tell you. - OK.

My boss is doing business with Prince Tak.

I know that.

He's trafficking drugs for him.

I know that too.

That's all I know. I've told you it all.

You didn't tell me where he's working!

Sir, I really don't know. If I did, I wouldn't have come here to rob you.

I swear I'm telling the truth, sir. Trust me.

What a load of bullshit! Get out of here!

- Out of here? - Go away!

- Let's go. - Take your toys with you.

Save them for your next job.

- Thank you, sir. - No worries.

- Thank you. - Thank you, sir.

- Let's go, we're lucky - Freeze. CID.

A robbery? Get over there!

The bald cop inside let us go.

Shut up and put your hands against the wall.

- Don't move. - Fatty, why are you so late?

- Baldy, did you get any clues? - A few.

Are you kidding? How can you let them go?

They said they'd only tell you the rest.

Now you can tell him.

I didn't say that.

Don't look at me. I was in charge in there, and he's in charge out here. I can't help you.

- Then what shall we do? - You should ask him.

- What did they tell you? - Everything that you know.

- And what don't I know? - He didn't tell.

Why didn't you tell him everything inside?

You bastard! You want to keep me busy? Where is your boss?

I really have no idea or I'd have told him.

He seems to not have a clue. Let him go.

- Go! - Thank you, sir.

Stop! You can cheat Baldy but not me.

- I'll finish you if you don't tell. - OK, I'll tell.

You lying asshole! How dare you lie to me!

Charge him with stealing a policeman's gun. Here's the evidence. I'll call the police.

No, sir please, I'll tell you.

Are you going to let me go if I tell you everything?

You don't set the terms of the deal!

Don't scare him any more. Where is your boss?

He often goes to the TV Game Centre at Pak Tai Street.

Are you lying to us?

I wouldn't dare to.

- You can go now. - Thanks.

- Get out of here immediately - Thanks.

Robbery!

- Stop! - Freeze!

- Stop! - Stop! Freeze!

This is the TV Game Centre.

Hey..

Get out!

Baldy! That car there still has its engine running.

Don't look at it!

- It's on to keep the air-conditioner running. - But the window's open.

- Maybe someone's smoking inside. - Check out all those cigarette butts.

Something's wrong.

- He must've been there for ages. - Mind your own business.

- Let's go. - He may be a robber.

Johnny!

Hey! Johnny!

Stop! Johnny!

Robbery!

- Robbery! - Where?

- Where was it? - Upstairs, room 308, Ngai Ching Jewellery.

- How many robbers? - Six or seven.

- Any weapons? - Knives, guns... and they were masked.

Come and sit down here.

Can I use it for a while? I'm CID.

Hey!

Get out of the way!

You can't get away!

- Hey! - Gotcha!

Why did you smash into me?

Bastard! Stop! You stop!

What are you doing?!

Lovely!

I've got you!

Why did you run away when you saw me?

Don't hit me! I look up to you. I'm a big fan of yours.

Oh, really? That's flattering.

Answer me this.

Prince Tak owns a Mercedes and dates actresses.

- Where does he get his money from? - I don't know.

Is the notorious King of Cocaine, Cagey Wing, his brother?

- I really don't know. - Really?

You drive him around, of course you know.

- But I really don't. - OK.

What are you charging me with?

I don't know yet. Give me a minute and I'll sort it out.

Hurry! Get everything!

Quick! Grab all you can!

- Get down! Down! - Be quiet!

Don't move!

Stay still!

- Hurry up! Are you finished? - Almost! Watch the door

Are they masked?

Yes.

- Is everything all right in there? - How's it going in there?

What are you doing?

Don't move or you won't get out of here alive!

- Hurry up! - Let's go!

- Hurry up... - Robbery. Give me your handbags. Quick!

Give them to me, hurry!

Hey, hurry up.

Speed it up. Hurry up, buddies!

- What are you doing here? - Robbing the place.

He's also robbing this place.

Am I in the wrong place?

- Sorry about that. Go ahead. - Kill him.

I'm a policeman! Put down your weapons!

Get in the car! Hurry!

Stop!

- What's the charge? - I haven't got one.

Stop!

A robbery?

Oh, fantastic!

I'm a policeman. Can I borrow your trolley?

The police are coming!

Fatty, look at that.

Oh, Christ!

Hi, thanks very much for the information you gave us about this robbery.

- Please come to identify the suspects? - What? No way.

You grassed them up, they have the right to know it was you.

Are you kidding? I'll be killed.

I can't help you unless you cooperate with me.

OK. I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

- Go ahead. - Tomorrow, in Yu Tak Commercial Centre.

Who is the dealer?

A lady-boy whose bra will be stuffed with the goods.

- Are you kidding me? - How could I mess with you two lunatics?

- What? - I mean, I wouldn't mess with you nice guys.

That's fine.

Hey, how about the handcuffs?

It's settled, let him go.

Don't disturb me.

- Time to work. - Don't disturb me.

It's a rare chance for me to cry.

Hey, your job is to catch this guy, not to cry.

Go look for him yourself.

- How can I tell who the lady-boy is? - A woman with a plastic-looking figure.

He must be one. Go and check.