Arakawa Under the Bridge

I am a Venusian.

Even so, is that okay?

I was...

saved by her.

I must fulfill the wish of the person that saved my life.

Will you

fall in love with me?

Even if...

Then where do you live?

You should live near me.

I don't see what good that would be.

The plot development is a total mess.

Starting from today, I am going to live here.

So I can be in a relationship with you easier.

You have no reaction at all.

Venusians don't smile like Earthlings,

because we don't have that function.

Even if she is odd.

What?

This is because...

Don't owe anyone anything.

This is our family's rule.

But she's not the only one that thinks she is an alien.

If you decided, then let's go meet the village chief.

Village chief.

Who is calling me?

Starting from today, we will be sworn friends.

What just fell, is a tear.

Only an idiot will see this!

This is our sign.

Sign?

You are the one that doesn't know what is good for you.

You even brought such a toy.

Let me flatten that piece of land.

I knew it.

You two, stick your tongues out.

What?

I will help you cut them off.

I am going to drink.

Even the ranch is like this.

All the dairy products are produced here.

Pay attention.

No matter how many times I see him, he is very handsome.

So sour, Ryoma.

Oh, I'm also named Ryoma.

Coincidentally, my name is also called Ryoma.

Really, my name is also Ryoma.

Ryoma festival!

Fight for the botang!

Hot water to shower.

Shiro draws lines and also collects empty bottles to exchange for beers.

Why does he have to draw lines?

What about the one getting massaged?

Billy used to be in the mafia.

There are 13 people in total.

I really can't tell that they are mammals like me.

Just then was the preview for AUTB.

It has been 3 minutes so far.

Deep squat.

Then I just need to fly.

Episode 3 is starting!

Heart thumping. Thumping. Thumping. Thumping.

Metal Brothers, I am sorry. Please be quiet.

Ok. 3,2...

May I be in the ocean too?

Nino, sorry. Please be quiet.

Okay. 3, 2...

Can we go to Venus?

Nino, sorry. Please be quiet.

Okay, 3, 2, 1!

What is this, P-ko? They aren't flying!

What is this, P-ko? They aren't flying!

Wait, wait.

How could this be?

3, 2, 1.

How could this be?

How could this be?

We waited, and it still didn't fly.

We waited, and it still didn't fly.

We waited, and it still didn't fly!

We waited, and it still didn't fly!

Don't repeat your statement so much times. I will be irritated.

It is a mistake to ask stupid P-ko for help.

Don't call me stupid!

It is a mistake to ask stupid child P-ko for help.

Don't you dare to call me stupid child!

But big brother, it was you that asked her!

Tetsuro, mentioning the past will only irritate people.

You are the one that is mentioning the past!

How annoying!

Oh, it's Riku.

Are you playing hide-and-seek by yourself?

I wouldn't do something like that.

Playing hide-and-seek by yourself is called running away.

Riku, good thing you came.

Do us a little favor.

That won't fly at all.

It would a miracle if a thing with this structure starts flying.

Where did I go wrong?

Everything is wrong.

Then teach us.

Teach us how to fix it, and let it fly.

Teach us how to fix it, and let it fly.

Teach us how to fix it, and let it fly.

Don't think just because everyone says the same thing means you get what you want.

Cut.

I lost.

He agreed!

Teacher, teacher, teacher!

Teacher, teacher, teacher!

Teacher, teacher, teacher!

Teacher!

Teach us, teach us, teach us!

Riku, you are so popular.

Teach us, teach us, teach us!

This is not right.

Teach us, teach us, teach us!

This is not right.

You stepped on me, and it hurts.

What are you doing?

First step, place an injection port in the engine.

Second step, put in the equilibrium ports in the engine.

Third step, place a tail at the end of the engine.

Lastly, place the cap on top.

The rocket is now done.

Now go try them.

Yes, Teacher!

I remembered

that I once had

been like this.

At that time...

Riku, have you experienced this before?

I have just been asked.

Is there a special meaning behind this?

I forgot.

That day...

In natural science class, I made a rocket.

It successfully flew and flew out the school.

Where did that rocket land?

Also...

What exactly

is that?

Her gaze is as cold as a snake's.

She's like a shadow.

Riku, what is this?

Oh, that is a parachute.

If you place it in the rocket,

when it drops from a high altitude, it will float.

It's true!

I want to!

It really floats.

Oh!

Pele

It'll be like the amazing Pele.

Wow. What powerful false reasoning.

What kind of a joke is this?

Stella, what is wrong with you?

You are the crazy one.

You are starting a business in a strange place.

It is normal to pay a protection fee.

Give me a hundred trillion yen.

I am not starting a business.

That's right, Stella.

He is just teaching us how to make rockets.

That's right. And also, you don't own the land.

How noisy!

Quickly give it to me.

You are too sly!

You make them call you teacher, Teacher.

You stole all my underlings!

You cunning bastard!

Take it off!

I told you to take it off!

Quickly take it off!

Stella had a tragic childhood.

Be more kind to her.

I am just lying.

Is that so?

All you can say is that?

Stella!

What?

Do you know the magic behind bottle rockets?

How would I know?

What? What is it? What is it?

If you attach your wish to the rocket and set it off, everyone's wishes will come true.

Really? Amazing!

Let's write, let's write.

Okay.

Stella, write one too.

Let's write together.

There are some words that I cannot spell.

I want you to teach me.

I lose to you.

It's a rare chance.

You must seriously write it.

World domination.

Forget it.