Community Squad (División Palermo)

Thanks. I love you.

Look who showed up.

Evening. That Betty woman doesn't have it.

We checked her accounts, the house, and got nothing.

Just a bunch of boxes of counterfeit perfume.

The photos are pretty nice,

and I get the artistic vision he was going for,

but he should focus more on the clarity.

It's recon.

We need to move this along. We're out of time and over budget.

I'm looking for Kim.

Kim Wong?

Who are you?

Johanna Goldberg.

I work for the Kermanns.

I heard you were asking around at the toy store

for information about a certain bag full of money.

Who sent you?

-It was free will. -Don't know him.

Who's got the loot?

I saw the blind guy feeling around near Reynoso's car,

and he seemed like the head of the guards.

Plus, he's Jewish. They like money.

I can say that because I'm also Jewish.

Speaking of which, how much is this info worth?

It's worthless. You just told us.

-You're gonna kill me? -No, but you better get outta here.

So, can I give you my résumé?

I have a lot of experience as a receptionist.

Mm, okay. We'll call you if anything comes up.

I'm very proactive.

Thanks.

Is it the blind guy or the Jew? Go on. Let me know if you find anything.

Well, it's already ten o'clock.

I get you guys from China work 24/7,

but here, we do things differently.

Korean. We're both Korean.

Right, okay. Take it easy.

Have some sushi while we take our geishas to a barbecue.

Arigato, sayonara.

No one wants to work in this country.

Deal with that.

So, how about we do one of the classics?

A near-death experience changes you.

…the rain has gone…

It makes you cherish every moment.

I can see all obstacles…

Luckily, new challenges are on the horizon.

Uh, they started new squads in other neighborhoods,

and those of us from Palermo got promoted.

Is it just me, or is this place super tiny?

We got sent to the first floor.

Is it better?

-Mm. -Mm-hm.

Also, Miguel applied to be the squad coordinator,

and trained me to take over his old job.

Let's pick your patrol partners.

Smile, eh? But with conviction, okay?

Johnny, you'll be with Edgardo. No complaints.

Looks like someone's ready to lead.

Ow!

Sofía's on medical leave in Rauch.

They honored her with a statue and everything.

For now, we're doing the long-distance thing.

We're doing pretty well. Even did some sexting back and forth.

I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU

It's gonna be a bright…

Hey, close the door, Mom!

…bright, sun-shining…

Honestly, I really wanna move out of my parents' house,

but a new place costs a lot.

I can't afford much on my salary.

Actually, I was asking how your leg is doing.

Oh. Well, it's still sore.

You'll be fine. I'll sign off, give you the all-clear.

I don't think I'm ready to stop yet.

-There's no more insurance. -Right.

Oh, actually, I'm gonna need you to return the crutches.

Oh, okay.

Now that we've done it in Palermo…

we're also going to do it in other neighborhoods outside of Palermo.

Villa Crespo Squad.

Chicarita Squad.

Caballito Squad.

Colegiales Squad.

Flores Squad.

We can do better!

Carolina Ponce, Minister of Security.

-It's the last day. You know-- -Hey, guys, no more crutches. Huh?

Look at that.

-Great. -Check it out, guys. No braces.

Bravo!

Cool, eh?

Knish? Want one?

Are there onions in it, because I can't--

-Not sure. -In a giving mood, Rozemblat?

Oh! Who… Who's this clone?

I'm David, from Villa Crespo.

Or is it Felipe 2.0?

We don't look alike that much.

Well, we're both Jewish, eh?

Nice mishpachah we've got.

Yeah.

-I don't really know Hebrew, though. -Ah, in Hebrew it means "family."

Ah. So then, we can have two of the same minority?

I ask because I've got a Bolivian friend who's looking for a job and--

Did he get bored at the grocery store?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I guess that can happen. Check out Wheelie 2.0.

This one seems a lot tougher than the other one, right?

She got shot and then… …took a vacation. Yeah?

Are you giving Wheelie a flat today? You get to see her today, huh?

Are you gonna… ride the humper cars?

Oh, excuse me.

Rozenfeld, Figueroa wants to see you. He's waiting in his office.

Ah, thanks Betty.

Figueroa? No one to save you, eh?

Figueroa!

-Figueroa! -Tasty, no?

Excuse me.

Think fast, Rozenfeld.

All right.

Doesn't even flinch. Stone cold.

Taking on the police takes serious cojones, doesn't it?

Surely you made some enemies.

Relax, Rozenfeld. I'm just messing with you.

Ah.

Sorry, it's just that for a while now, I feel like I'm being watched.

Very observant.

Arellano works with the intelligence services for the city.

-Can we have a word in private? -No.

No.

Well, we're adding some new people to the security team.

If you pass the test, you'd be part of an investigation,

using your status as a guard as your cover.

You up for it?

I appreciate it,

but I'm, like, a key part of the team, you know?

They've given me a spot.

That's loyalty. That's valuable.

-That's fear. -No, no--

-That's true, yes it is. Fear. -A lot of fear.

-It's loyalty. -Well, if you change your mind…

Hm.

The salary's how much?

What's up, boss? All good?

I'm Pablo from Palermo.

What minority are you?

Luciana.

-Autistic. -No way. Are you for real?

I love autistic people, total fan.

You're mad geniuses.

How many are there?

Um, four… Four hundred and fifty?

-I don't think that seat's taken. -Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

-Three, four, five, six… -I'm okay.

All right, everyone.

I'm sure you've got some questions, or various concerns or doubts.

Go ahead, shoot.

Don't be shy, eh? Feel free to raise your hand,

or you can make a gesture if you're limited, you know.

What about that drug cartel? Heavy, huh?

Uh--

Well, I followed my gut, and one thing led to another.

I got an address, thanks to a license plate.

Wasn't that Sofía's idea?

Then I'm the one who got it.

You got caught, and we dodged bullets going in to save you.

Yeah, no, it's all… That's in the past, Feli.

It's done. It's over. We've turned the page.

And so now, we're all here for…

For your orientation in order to, uh, prevent minor infractions.

-Feli. -Yeah.

Right, the important thing is that whenever you witness a crime,

remember the three Cs.

Contain the neighbor, confirm the incident

and contact the police.

-Did I get that right? -Yeah. Betty.

My phone's been stolen!

When faced with a crime, how do we intervene?

Hey, give her phone back, dude.

-What's wrong with this guy? -No, uh--

-I was playing a security guard. -That… That's great initiative,

-It's just-- -Great? How dare he?

-Do not be messing with the kid. -Kid who? I turned 24 last week.

A happy birthday to a special dude.

That's inappropriate. It's called Down Syndrome.

-I was just saying-- -Let's lighten up with a joke.

A Bolivian, a fatso, and a dwarf go to a bar--

I don't care about your plans.

How about all the newbies chill out, and stop being disrespectful?

-Says the daughter of a pig, right? -Say that again.

Isn't your daddy the boss?

-Truth doesn't hurt the nepotism queen. -Want a nepotistic kick in the ass?

Take it easy, man.

Guys, no! No, no, no. No.

Everyone, calm down. No, stop.

What's the idea here, Rossi?

A little conflict is a good way to get to know each other.

Uh, it can strengthen their bond.