Off the Air

I'm sporting a rather angular, geometric,

rather aggressive print today with a few thousand sequins

scattered across it.

I think it will be perfect to do a little bit of shopping.

You'll be seeing this look and many others

later on in the show, so until then...

[ Salvatore Ganacci's "Horse" plays ]

Hi, my name is Don-Dus Fingertrap,

and I'm a web designer for independent fashion labels.

My signature is to do a splash page

that's a more cursed version of the video from "The Ring."

My aim is capture the vibe of the label,

but also to induce seizures even in non-epileptics.

After the splash page, there's gonna be options like

fall/winter 1998, but as you're clicking it,

it'll go to a 45-minute cutscene of my psilocybin trip.

Then a virtual hedge maze is gonna pop up,

you're dad is gonna be chasing you with an axe,

and yeah, we did reconstruct his face pretty accurately

using photos you have online.

And if you don't have the latest Flash update,

your laptop will melt.

Okay, cool, if you make it through the hedge maze,

then the word "shop" is gonna be clickable.

So, just, I mean, God, do I have to say it?

You just click the word "shop."

Then it's just gonna say "shop coming soon."

So, check back never.

Wow!

May I help you?

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, I more or less wanted to get into...

to some, - to some real specific patterns

and different things.

Some win-- windswept looks and different stuff like that.

Okay, I don't understand what you're talking about.

Okay. Um...

I'm looking for some pleated...