Sankat City (संकट सिटी)

'Hi, I am Guru. And this is my city.'

'Have you ever seen a donkey riding a laundryman?'

'You'll see it here.'

'And you'll even see...'

'Satan running after God.'

Wait, how long can you run from me?

'This city is such. Strange and astounding.' - Stop!

'Welcome to the city of troubles.'

'Whose film doesn't flop? Everybody's film flops.'

'But seven films, Mr Sikandar?'

'All of them flopped one after the other.'

'I will bounce back. Remember this.'

'My new film 'Gunmaster Gagan' will be a super hit. God is with me.'

'My role in this film is very different.'

Yes, Lovely. Did you meet him? - Sikandar Khan is finished, sir.

He was imploring me. That beggar wants more time.

He was saying, 'Let my few films be released.'

'Then I will repay all your money.'

What do you think?

Will Sikandar Khan's film release?

Nobody is willing to touch his films.

I think we will have to waive off his debt.

Should I waive off his debt?

All of it?

I should waive off the entire amount!

Day after tomorrow.

I am fully confident.

After this film, I am going to be back with a bang.

Stop. Stop.

This marriage can't take place.

The prime minister had called to say that the famous ISI agent

Altaaf Farouqi has entered the land of India.

Tell my bride that for Gunmaster Gagan,

duty is more important than relationships.

Also, tell her that if I succeed in my mission,

I will come back again as a groom to marry her.

Say it. Hail... - Mother India!

Come on, my horse. Take me there.

Come on, my horse. Take me to the front.

Stop the horse!

Why is he not saying cut?

Sir, the shot is over. You have to say cut.

You say it. - Should I say it?

Hello. Cut. Wonderful shot, sir.

Wonderful shot. - Not shot, say filth.

There are many such filthy shots in this film.

All in all, it's a filthy film.

Stupid story. Stupid direction.

The most amazing thing is that my hero is a flop.

Nobody can save this film from flopping.

Sir, be positive. This film will be a hit.

If not this film, then the next film will be a hit.

Be positive, sir. - No, no, no. No next film.

It's the trend of multiplexes.

My time is over. This is my last film.

So what will you do? Forget that. What about me?

You'll go to the studio. Where else? - Which studio, sir?

I told you that after retiring,

I'll buy a plot of land, and I will construct a beautiful studio.

You always forget. - That studio, sir?

I thought you were bluffing in a drunken stupor.

No, life begins after drinking.

I will build a Hollywood type studio.

The manager will be a Madrasi man.

What do you mean Madrasi, sir? - I mean, you.

Tell me. What's the next shot?

Let's finish the film and leave this place.

Sir, me? - Yes.

If that is the case, then put up the camera here.

Sir, the camera has to be put up here.

And the shot will be here.

I was damn worried when you were behind bars.

Thank God. Johnny implored his boss,

and got me a job as a driver.

Johnny? Your cousin? - Yes.

He is a bouncer in a club. He looks like a gangster.

He is very hot-tempered. He treats me very badly.

You? - Yes.

So leave his job.

I get a good salary. I need money.

I have a girlfriend.

Wow! Great, Phillip. Who is she?

Gulbadan. - Gulbadan.

What does she do?

She works in a lodge.

Which lodge? - Lala lodge.

Which lodge? - Lala lodge.

Why don't you say that she is a call girl?

Protect yourself from any kind of disease.

You use protection, don't you? - I always carry it with me.

But she says, 'Phillip, we'll get intimate only after marriage.'

Is that so?

Forget that. Tell me about yourself.

What have you thought about the future?

Let's do a final job. Full and final.

We'll catch a big fish, and then we'll retire.

Look, Mona. Now I won't do any illegal business.

Is that so? - But I can help you in a way.

You'll find good victims in my cousin's nightclub.

Rich customers. I will help you gain entrance.

That's my job. - Okay.

What happened to him?

Listen. Listen. Hang on. Stop the truck.

Hang on. Hello. Stop. Stop. Hang on.

It's my car.

Did I tell you to park it in a no-parking zone?

Let's end the matter here. Hang on.

You're giving me bribe.

No problem.

Keep it in your pocket.

Go to the station. Add Rs 200 more and get your car released.

Don't waste my time. - Listen to me.

Move. - Listen to me.

Take more money.

My vehicle.

Stop. Stop. My vehicle.

He took away my vehicle. Stop him.

It's not your car. It's my car. - Are you still drunk?

You call a municipality truck your vehicle?

Which vehicle are you talking about? - The tow-truck.

What! He took away your truck.

'At the speed of 20 kms per second,'

'the meteoroid will plunge into the Arabian Sea.'

'Because of which slight earthquake tremors will be felt'

'in Mumbai and other coastal regions in Maharashtra.'

'With this today's...'

You fool.

I have told you so many times not to sleep beneath this.

Someday it will fall on you, and you will be crushed.

There will be an earthquake in Mumbai. Do you know?

What to do? I can't sleep anywhere else.

Get up. Get up. - Let's have dinner.

I have cooked some gourds.

A curry of gourds? - Yes.

Tasty? - Yes.

I had my dinner.

What? - I ate delicious pilaf.

This is really dangerous, Ganpat.

You didn't even think that this old man

will be waiting for you in the garage, hungry.

Am I your mother that I will care for you so much?

Can't you even give me company for just two meals a day?

There is a problem with eating with you, old man.

I eat and you make a noise.

Is that so? - Yes.

Is that so? - Yes.

I will never eat with you again.

Go away.

Okay. Okay. Fine.

Shall I serve dinner? - No.

I will serve it in a plate.

Nicely. - I am in a foul mood.

So, I will cheer you up.

Look, what I have got for you. - What?

Have a look. - What?

Look, look.

It's a good piece, guru. It will fetch good money.

Your guy Sharafat won't let us fetch a good amount.

I have been telling you to find a new agent. But no.

So find one. Who has stopped you?

But till then Sharafat is there. Bring it inside.

Don't read it. Do your work.

Come on, guru. Start.

Bang.

You fool.

"My heart loves you."

Stop. There is a goat ahead.

You ran it over.

I told you no short-cut. But you don't listen to me.

Stop it. It's newly painted. It will get spoilt.

It's ready.

Work later.

First, I will meet my children. - I will go to sleep.

Listen. - What?

Don't sleep beneath the car. - You leave.

You might die someday.

Good morning, children.

Who is here?

Papa is here.

You missed me?

I also missed you.

Now papa will give you all breakfast.

Breakfast?

Slow-motion. Give me a smile.

Yes. I understood.

I'll hang up. Bye. Yes.

Are you fine?

I think you don't like your business.

Wow! It's a nice piece.

Ganpat is very talented.

Bring the old man someday. It's been ages since I met him.

I will bring him only when he leaves the garage.

He never comes out in the fresh air.

Fresh air in Mumbai?

Where is it? Tell me too. I too will breathe it.

Come to the point, Sharafat.

Forget that.

How much will you give me for the car?

Let me first sell it.

I will send you your share as soon as I get the money.