The Italian Straw Hat (Un chapeau de paille d'Italie)

HATS FROM ITALIAN SILICA

My poor child... "Well, Aunt Agatha, why should we cry on such a wonderful day?"

I remember my wedding...

But you're not married! That's why I'm crying...

Stop crying, Boben, you're making me nervous!

And me, what is it? I love cousin Helen!

Do you think I do not love my daughter?

This is another matter! She goes for another! I'm losing my bride!

Oh-ho-ho! And I lost my glove...

You lose the bride, but you keep the cousin...

- And the nursery! - Cattery?

Yes, the house and the kennel, Boben. Founded in 1878!

Loyalty... trust... all kinds of shrubs... poplars... birches...

Weeping willow... Ah, weeping willow!

Oh, already 9, but Fadinar is not there. My son-in-law thinks a lot about himself!

But I... I would be on time!

- You? - Well yes.

Would be? Yeah... Well, so we'll see!

My daughter! I'm tearing it all apart!

How, Daddy? It's impossible!

Still as possible! Your brother-in-law... er... your fiance...

late in the morning of his wedding. It is unacceptable!

I'm tearing it all apart! Boben, I'm giving it to you! Oh, thank you, Uncle, thank you!

But I'm not ready yet! Wait five minutes.

Good! Five minutes - and not a minute more.

And what will remain for me? You will remain my cousin.

Five minutes... But if he does not come, I'm tearing it all apart!

I do not understand how he can pull like that!

I'm ready to swear that it flies faster than the wind.

Come on, Beelzebub! But! But!

Come on! I'm already late... I can not get at all...

But! But! Well, what kind of trouble?

Touch it!

Come on, touch it!

But! But!

To the left, Beelzebub! Left...

It's really dashing: This horse does not understand anything!

Beelzebub... Beelzebub!

But stop it!

Well, if you have a horse's head, then I have - stubborn!

Do you understand, Beelzebub?

Now I will be in command!

To the left is to the left; Straight - then, straight!

But! But...

But! Come on, Beelzebub, let's go!

Incredible! Unheard of! In the morning of your own wedding!

No, this can not be lowered!

Great, uncle! And do not lower it!

You'll see how he gets! Ah, it's arrived!

Wait, kid:

9 hours 10 minutes. Monsieur Fadinar, I'm breaking up!

This will teach you to come on time and not to force your bride to wait!

- Your ex-bride! - Yes Yes...

Ay! "What is it, Auntie?"

I pricked with a pin.

Mademoiselle! Mademoiselle, he has arrived!

"Who?" "Monsieur, mademoiselle."

Finally...

Boben, you'll be in his stead!

Yes Yes... He will make his wife happy!

Accuracy - the politeness of kings...

And gardeners!

However, dear father-in-law... I do not want to know anything!

It's all over between your bride... Mine!

And mine! No, yours - and you!

It's all over irrevocably!

But, little woman... I'm not your father-in-law anymore!

Bravo, little girl! Do not you dare call him "father-in-law"!

Hear at least an explanation!

I would have arrived on time, if my horse had turned to the left.

But Beelzebub goes like a clock - only to the right!

So that... I do not want to hear anything!

I'm tearing it all apart! But, dad, he's not to blame...

It's all a horse...

And you still expect an apology from him?!

I demand an apology!

Not you!

Come on, let's...

Ellen... The usual apologies are impersonal and obsequious...

But my... very different... They are respectful... and passionate...

So that! Kiss your bride!

And I? What is left for me?

Let me give you a hug, my son-in-law! Not you, not you...

There is still a difference!

Well!

And do not forget your cousin Boben! Yes Yes...

So, are we going? Of course. Boben, let them serve the carriage!

All right, uncle... Then I'm going ahead on my gig...

- and I wait for you at home. - Good!

Wait for us at the entrance to kiss! Have agreed!

A lot of people are kissing in this family...

- See you! - You're going?

Wait, Beelzebub!

Be so kind as to wait for me for a minute!

Beelzebub!

Beelzebub!

Hey, Beelzebub! Well, now you'll get me!

I'll show you! Oh my God! My hat!

Is it a hat?

Rather, snag from the bonnet!

Are you the owner of this stupid animal?

I think so. Congratulations, monsieur!

Thank you, monsieur, you are very kind! This is a glorious cattle!

Are you kidding us, monsieur?

I?! Are you joking?

So you find it funny that your stupid beast ate my hat?

"Did he do it?" - And then no?

Beelzebub! You did it?!

Monsieur, I believe you owe it to us to compensate!

It was a pretty hat!

My horse always appreciates beautiful things.

Give up jokes! Monsieur, I'm not kidding.

I'm in a hurry, monsieur. I'm getting married soon. How many? What?

How much does food for a horse cost? It has no price, monsieur!

So much the better: You do not have to pay. Good-bye, monsieur!

Hey! Well, wait, you'll see!

I can not wait: I have a wedding!

- Bandit! - Grubby!

Come on, Virgini... One kiss! Quite tiny!

No, let me go, Monsieur Felix! I do not have fun.

But it's pretty fun! Virginie, one does not mean anything...

I do not want! I came here just to look...

for your host's wedding gifts.

And by the way, his wife... She's beautiful?

Well... it's not in my taste... In my opinion, it is simple.

But she's from a good family. Daughter of Donan Nonanka, a gardener.

Listen, Monsieur Felix...

if they need a maid...

think of me!

So you want to get away from your master?

From Beaupertuis? And do not tell me about him!

A nosy type!

Killjoy. Jealous. Quarrelsome. Yes, and a bastard in return.

And his wife! However, I do not like to talk about my masters...

Well, of course! Hypocrite. Crimson. Shortcut.

And what quibbles!

- And besides... - What?

Once the master leaves, how she disappears... disappears.

And where is it going? He never speaks!

You can not stay in such a house!

I would be so happy to serve with you...

Oh, we would get along...

Oh, someone came!

Do not be embarrassed, do not be embarrassed!

It's me, Uncle Vesine.

An old cap appeared...

Oh, good afternoon! How cute...

It turns out that the guests are going here, so I came...

Together with his wig and pipe, of course!

You are very kind!

Monsieur Félix, what's wrong with you?! He is deaf, like an old stump.

Ah, I thought so!

Oh, yes, yes... take this to the newlyweds' room!

This is my wedding gift. More careful, a very delicate thing!

Clear! At the same time, I myself will look at the wedding gifts...

Farewell, my deaf love!

Wait for me in the kitchen!

And she is not bad, this baby...

This is very pleasant - to see a pretty face.

And are not you ashamed at your age, Don Juan is retired?

Thank you very much, my friend! You can be free.

"Felix!" "Monsieur?"

All is ready? Flowers? Gifts? Yes, monsieur. Everything in the bedroom of Monsieur.

And where are the guests monsieur? There will be!

Felix, I had a funny story with me!

In the forest of St. Arnaud, I came across two idiots...

Quick, it's here! Here's his stroller!

Rise!

Happiness is still that monsieur pulled away from them.

Yeah, fortunately...

Oh... Uncle Vesin! With his...

Uncle!

Hey!

Oh... my nephew!

Let me congratulate you!

Oh, I forgot... how much they kiss in this family!

I brought you a gift! This is very kind of you.

Oh, what a lovely straw...

Yes, yes... Driving through the forest,

I dropped my whip.

Oh yes, these feelings do you credit...

What feelings?

Oh yes! Forever I forget that he is deaf, like a stump!

I would even say that only good husbands have good wives...

Yes Yes Yes Yes... I agree, I agree!

Fadinar?

Tell your master that we want to talk to him. Immediately!

All right, monsieur.

Yes. "There's monsieur and lady who want to talk to Monsieur."

Monsieur and lady?

What lady? In the hat?!

Now I'll see, monsieur. That's it!

Sit down!

What, my friend, are you as crazy as your master?

I do not know, monsieur. I'll see!

Well? "She's without a hat."

- She does not have... - Hats? No.

No... Then tell me that I'm not.

I do not accept ladies without hats!

- Good! - ABOUT!