Sonne

These pins are so tiny.

Oh my God, a new profile pic.

Yas, queen!

Go get your hijab done by Yesmin

Yas, queen!

Are there assless burkas?

Get your tits out, bitch!

- With a hole round the ass? - Do couple pics.

Why is your fat arse in my face?

Because it's just too fat.

Actually it's dead nice, girl.

A singing Muslim, bro.

Think your mother lies in this thing and thinks, "Oh, yeah."

- "Dad's coming home today." - I own that burka.

You're disgusting.

No, my mother's not the type.

- What type? A sexy type? - When did she last wear it?

No idea.

I've never felt both so ugly and sexy at the same time.

Ok, ready.

Get closer together.

Not on top of each other, but ok...

Sit down. Yeah, ok.

Ah, that's so...

That's disgusting.

Look at her.

That look sucks.

You have to imagine I'm gay and on Grindr, then...

It worked better than I thought.

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spot-light

Losing my religion

Put your hand on the mirror. It's so dramatic.

I thought that I heard you sing

Maybe move down a bit so your head starts here.

Oh no I've said too much

Now freak out. Go on.

I thought that I heard you sing

- No, no twerking. - Stop it.

The distance in your eyes

What are you doing?

Stop filming.

- It's so not important. - Turn the music down.

Kerim.

- Ok, so I'm Kerim. - Ok.

"Why you so retarded? What you doing?"

Losing my religion

"Turn it down. Why you so retarded?"

- Turn it down. - Come and join us, Kerim.

I think I thought I saw you try

SONNE

You're doing a good job.

You're doing a good job. Really good.

It's disgusting.

Why's it disgusting?

Back hair. I hope Kerim doesn't end up like this.

The Kurds descended from apes after all.

- Done this bit yet? - No, not yet.

- Ah, ok. - I started at the top.

Do right at the top here.

I'm going out, Dad.

- What? - I'm going out.

Where?

Kerim, where?

You were out till 3:00 yesterday.

Let him be, it's just to see his friends for an hour.

He goes out every day and you never say not to go. Always.

He's doing nothing wrong.

It's just for an hour.

He's back in an hour.

You and your daughter, go to the bathroom.

You never say Kerim must stay home.

He can go wherever he wants.

You make day night, night day. What's wrong with you?

- You're a disaster... - You're over-reacting, Dad.

You're really stupid.

Think about it.

What's wrong with you?

Look at your sister. She gets good grades.

She'll go to university. And what do you do?

She gets good grades and you have nothing.

- Let him go for an hour. - He's not going today, Awini.

He's not going out.

He's been out the whole time. He's not going.

I sit here. I won't let him go.

Period.

- I want to go out for an hour. - No, you can stick it up your arse.

Stay home today.

You go out every day. Let me go too.

I work, it's different. You just...

Get out. Don't speak ill of God. Your children learn that from you!

- You ruined the family. - You...

Kerim, aren't you up yet?

You need your maths things today.

Yesmin, are you awake?

Get up and say your prayers, sweetheart.

Say your prayers.

So capital F is the function of lowercase f, for everything.

- So F is an antiderivative of f. - "...antiderivative of f."

Why is one of them capital F?

So we have two different expressions as they're different functions.

Both the same letter!

- Capital F is the antiderivative... - "Capital F is the antiderivative..."

- I don't need a prompter, just write. - How do you spell "prompter"?

Please be quiet there.

Good. How's it looking? We've already looked at derivatives.

Zero equals 1.

I didn't catch that. Maybe it's for the best.

So X, when there's only X here,

we could think X is to the power of 1, no need to write that,

and then using the same rule, minus X to the power of two divided by two...

And X is equal to 1.

And then one remains...

Please don't forget your homework.

Think she really looks like that?

Oh my God, you're so disgusting. Why must I have that on my phone?

Yesmin, oh Yesmin.

Dance number.

Just a cig.

I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper, of every waking hour

Why did you do that?

I use those to pray.

- Why are you over-reacting? - I'm not.

They're the clothes I wear to pray. You're making fun of that.

- It's just a video. - You have make-up on.

We're just singing. My God!

- Nail polish, make-up. - You know I wear polish.

You're making fun of our culture and religion.

- I'm not. - Of the things I wear to pray. Why?

- Why always over-react to everything? - I'm not.

What do you mean over-react?

You keep pushing till something happens. That's not on.

Awini, what's happened?

- Look at what your daughter has done. - What's she done?

- Look. Show him. - What is it, Kerim?

- What's she done? - She's over-reacting.

It's not over-reacting. I'm not over-reacting.

Awini, what's wrong with you? It's perfectly normal.

- You think that's normal? - That's the world today.

Look at what she's wearing.

- That's quite normal. - It's not allowed, it's your fault.

It's not a problem. Leave Yesmin be.

If your relatives saw the video, what would they say?

What burden are you carrying on your back? What's this about?

Watch it properly.

She has stress at school, she comes home, more stress.

She should have some peace and quiet at home.

Good, if you agree to it, ok. She can carry on then.

- Incredible how you over-react. - Why get so upset?

If he thinks it's ok, so do you. But never mind.

Oh, so if he thinks it's ok, it's ok?

You say, "If it's ok for you, then it's ok for me."

- Go to your room and don't be a pain. - Shut up.

- It's all because of you. - Me?

- Yes. - Stop it.

- It's normal. - They've got hijabs I wear...

- That's not true life. - You're driving us mad.

Why? I'm just telling you you should take care of your children.

I thought that I heard you laughing

Without Lia Bella, Nati, You

nice pic of your mom!

Hey peeps, why did you post this video?

Well, we said we'd see if it's any good.

- None of us thought it'd be much. - Yeah, we said that.

But we never said if it's good, we'd post it on YouTube.

- But it was so good, so funny. - It's embarrassing.

When I'm sitting in the corner and the light comes on.

Sorry, Yesmin, can you chill please.

Can you sit down?

It's so unimportant.

- You're just upset we did it. - I'm not upset we made the video.

- I'm upset you didn't ask me. - Sure. But where's the problem?

Everyone thinks it's dead cool.

I didn't say it was crap,

but I think it's stupid you didn't ask me.

I didn't ask Bella either.

She just wrote, "Cool, now we're making money."

Yeah, but you know she doesn't care, but I do.

I didn't know it would upset you. That wasn't my intention.

Look, I'm doing a magic trick.

Oh, Yesmin, you're so...

What do you think of the shirt?

Are you...?

- It's shite. - Is it hot or too slutty?

Yesmin is jealous.

- Take her seriously. - It's only 5 euro.

You have to take Yesmin seriously. She's jealous.

Kerim, burp.

- I can't do it. - No, wait.

Wait.

Burp, Kerim.

Shit!

Trying to keep up with you

And I don't know if I can do it

- Hello. - Hello.

Oh no I've said too much

Mashallah!

I thought that I heard you laughing

How do you... What language is that?