Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

"Have a Wonderful New Year"

It's the end of the year.

Sure is.

It went by fast.

Sure did.

It was a great year.

Sure was.

We slept, woke up, ate, played pachinko, went to horse races, played mahjong,

went to a bathhouse, drank booze, got drunk, fapped, and went to bed.

What a fulfilling year.

Is it really okay that we just keep living such blissful lives?

I'm sure it is.

Of course it's not! Are you stupid?!

You stupid moron!

What? What the heck's going on? Talk about scary.

We didn't do a damn thing again this year!

We haven't progressed at all! No changes!

When I was a kid, I thought people our age were more mature.

I guess we're still children, no matter how old we get.

And failures will always be failures.

Don't worry. There's still time.

Huh?

I mean, there's still a little bit of time before the year's over, right?

If we hurry up and do something good,

we can say this was a good year.

I get it.

All's well that ends well.

Exactly.

But what's something good that we can do?

If we can rid the world of one more shitty person...

Sheeeh!

If that's the least we can do...

This is our good deed!

Sheeeh!

And now for us!

End

Lottery

What?

Come on, let's buy one, Ichimatsu-chan.

"Year-End Jumbo Lottery"

Nope.

We'll definitely win.

We won't.

We will!

We won't.

We will!

We won't.

We will!

Look at that stand over there!

Big Winner! 600 million yen End of the Century Jumbo

Ultra Winner! 1st prize: 100 million yen Cream Jumbo

Big Winner! 1st prize: 300 million yen Year 200X Autumn Jumbo

Look at all those first prizes!

We'll definitely win!

Everyone else might win, but I won't.

But you will!

I won't. I know this.

Ichimatsu-chan!

Ichimatsu.

Ichimatsu, this way.

This way.

Huh?

This way.

This way, this way.

This way.

There. Take a look at that.

Lottery

Lottery

Big Winner

Achieve your dreams!

You'll win if you buy!!

What do you think of that stand?

What's with that stand? It reeks of danger.

But that's why it's so interesting.

We might actually win if we buy from there.

But it's dangerous.

We've got to take some risks if we want to strike it rich.

We going?

Let's go.

Excuse us!

A lottery ticket, please!

I knew it!

End

Mr. Osomatsu

"New Year's Fest"

What the hell, Japan? What's wrong with you, Japan?

I managed to get through Christmas alone again this year!

I got through with my steel heart!

So why the hell are you guys living it up with this

New Year's Fest at the end of the year?

What the hell is a New Year's Fest?!

This is Japan! Have a quiet New Year's!

Just stay at home!

New Year's Festival Party People Kaboom!

If I'm asked if I want to go to a New Year's Fest, this is what I'll say...

I do!

I'm super interested!

A New Year's Fest seems like so much fun!

Like hell, Japan! You dumbasses!

This isn't a sideshow!

I'm telling you to stay home at the end of the year! Got it?!

Have a wonderful New Year!

End

Mr. Osomatsu

"Pounding Mochi"

Huh?

Huh? Dekapan...

Dekapan's gone...

End

Mr. Osomatsu

"Playing in the Snow"

What the heck?

Hey, what are you guys making? An igloo?

How stupid.

You're adults now. Quit playing in the snow, you idjits.

We did it!

Yay!

Yay!

The hell?! You idjits!

Damn it!

End

Mr. Osomatsu

"Playing in the Snow 2"

End

Mr. Osomatsu

"Kasa Jizou Statues"

Sheeeh!

Me doesn't want to be poor!

Me wants to eat mochi, drink alcohol, and be extravagant on New Year's Eve!

Me is so sick of being poor!

Now, dear, don't worry, jo.

I made all of these straw hats this year, jo.

I'll sell them in town and make lots of money so we can have a fun New Year's, jo.

Jo.

Sheeeh!

Jo!

Hurry up and go sell them!

Jo?

Jizou statues, jo! Thank you for all your hard work, even in this cold weather, jo.

Namu.

Jo?

Jo.

Hey, you should leave some of those straw hats for us.

If you leave some for us, I bet something good will happen.

Like we'd repay the debt.

It'd be a good deed.

Okay?

Haven't you heard this story before?

Jo...

Jo.

I did it, jo! Now the wife and I can have a fun New Year's, jo.

Jo?

That looks good. I'm starving.

I want some alcohol, too.

If you leave some for us, I bet something good will happen.

Like we'd repay the debt.

It'll be a good deed.

Yup.

Okay?

Jo...

You left us those straw hats, so you can do this too, right?

Jo.

Jo!

Jo!

Jo? Jo, jo, jo...

Jo!

How naïve. You know Jizou statues can read your thoughts, right?

Why don't you leave all that behind?

While we're still asking nicely.

Well?

Jo!

It's no use running!

Jizou statues can read your mind!

Jo!

Jo...

Jo?!

Dear!

Jo!

I-I did something I shouldn't have, jo.

End

Mr. Osomatsu

"New Year's Cards"

Hey, come on, you guys.

Write your New Year's cards.

I'm telling you to write your New Year's cards! Hey!

I didn't say draw a penis. Write your New Year's cards.

Don't draw Cerberus just because it's the Year of the Dog.

Karamatsu

To Matsuno Karamatsu-sama

Don't send yourself a New Year's card.

Jyushimatsu Congrats

What's the recipient supposed to do with that?

Just write your damn New Year's cards!

Honestly, you guys are hopeless.

How can you be proper adults if you can't even write New Year's cards?

Hey!

What?! What is this?!

Matsuno

Have a great year!!

Happy New Year. I was thankfully able to find a job!!