Grey's Anatomy

The body has approximately eleven organ systems

all doing different things at the same time.

In order to keep us functioning or, well, alive,

they need one voice, a leader, a master,

and, in our brains, that job belongs to the pituitary gland.

It senses the body's needs before they even arise,

working non-stop.

The pituitary gland communicates with all of the other glands,

telling them when to produce

the vital hormones we need to function.

It keeps everything running smoothly,

in perfect order.

- You want a muffin? - No, no.

Go, go!

There's no denying it,

it has the toughest job in the place.

Are you nervous? You're not nervous.

Of course I'm nervous.

Been waiting for this day my entire career,

and I promised them "candy disco rainbows."

And now I have to deliver.

Am I nervous?

You will deliver.

I just need it to be perfect... just today.

Oh, no, no. Go on. Uh, you can't be late for rounds.

People will think I'm giving you special treatment.

Go on.

Okay.

No, special treatment!

Okay.

I'll see you later... chief.

Thanks.

This can't be right. They live here?

I mean, when you said carpool, I thought you meant just us.

Where is Alex?

Are Owen and I going out and I didn't even realize it?

Does that happen? Do adults even do that?

I don't know. Stop asking.

Carpooling is supposed to save time.

This guy with the beard...

I have seen him perform a sex act to buy drugs,

take the drugs, and fall asleep.

He's had a full day already.

And yet we're still here.

- At least I think he's asleep. - Adults go home together.

They don't go out. They don't go steady.

We're not 15.

You made out with him on our front porch.

And I have no idea what that means.

Uh, I-I thought we were friends. What does it mean?

You sound 15.

- Boo! - Alex!

- I've been sitting out here 20 minutes. - Well, yell at Jo

for not changing her oil in over a decade.

Between you and this anatomy class, my morning is shot.

I need to stop teaching this anatomy class.

Your neighbors seem nice.

Yeah, the block's a pit, but it's cheap.

Everybody buckled?

Webber needs one of us

to walk Bailey into her surprise breakfast thing this morning.

- No, thanks. - Not I.

I hate all of you.

Chief.

- Happy first day. - Thank you.

I need to thank you for giving me this class to teach.

It was very generous. I love shaping young minds.

You're welcome.

I need to give it back.

Not possible.

Oh, I need you to handle Miss O'Neil's

- J-tube replacement this morning. - Thank you.

It's just a lot more work than I expected,

and with three children and my patients...

Oh, and... and, also, find someone

to cover the bariatric clinic this afternoon.

And my surgeries, which actually makes

finding time to prep for the class impossible.

Look, I'm asking you to do this stuff, so do it.

- Anything else to say? - We're late for the attendings' meeting.

The... attendings' meeting? Did no one read my e-mail?

I mean, I just... I just... I-I barely know this woman.

We had like two dates last week.

She asked to see me again tonight.

It's crazy. I can't stop thinking about her.

You know when you meet someone and you get that flutter that...

that rush and it feels like you know them

and they know you and you think to yourself,

"I could stare at this person's face forever"?

Do you know what I mean? Or maybe not.

So, I looked it up, and Bailey's the first.

First what?

First female chief of surgery of this hospital.

Before that, all men.

I say it's about time.

And all the department chiefs are women... neuro, cardio...

- We got trauma. - Ortho...

- Let it go. - Fetal...

Badass! Ladies.

This place is run by ladies.

It's... "Ladyplace."

No. It is not Ladyplace.

"Ladyplace" is what my grandma calls her vagina.

Oh!

To anyone who will listen, by the way... she is not shy.

No, we can't call this place Ladyplace.

I don't need to think of that sweet, sweet, raunchy,

old lady's vag every time I walk through the doors.

Me neither, but I will now.

- She's coming, she's coming! - Oh, oh! Oh! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Well, I'm glad to see you're all here.

Uh, but if you had read your e-mail,

you would have known that one of the many things

that I will be implementing as chief

is no more weekly attendings' meetings.

Uh, well, actually, this is a st...

See, less talking about saving lives and more saving of the lives.

Thank you.

Hey, did I miss Bailey's party?

It wasn't a party.

Ohh! I couldn't stop sleeping.

I think I'm fighting off a cold

or it's jet lag or just sleeping in a bed.

Down comforter works like morphine.

Did you talk to Jackson yet?

He slept here last night.

God, so you actually are... What the hell is that?!

- What? What? What? - On your back!

What's on my back? Do I have a mole or something?

What...

What?!

Arizona!

I have a rash.

It's a stupid rash.

You are completely overreacting.

I'm sorry. I work with babies.

Kepner, you've got lesions, a cough, a fever.

You were in the Middle East.

I was traveling.

I am run down.

You can be run down in the bubble,

look, we don't know what you have.

We don't know how contagious you are.

Hey, this is my first day running this place.

There will be no epidemics today.

What did infectious disease say?

Uh, well, as of now, her symptoms are nonspecific,

but they want to rule out Anthrax.

Any concerns about MERS?

Oh, God. You think?

I'm right here.

And you will stay right there until your tests come back.

This stops with patient zero.

I am not patient zero.

I'm not a patient at all.

Goodbye, Kepner.

Do not cross that line.

Stay in the bubble.

- I cannot... - In the bubble.

I will visit you, I promise.

May I see it... the rash?

It's nothing, right?

I'll keep my eye out for your labs.

Okay.

But, uh, maybe we can talk if...

Look, I'm saying we should page neuro.

Why?

Her vitals her stable, her bloodwork's normal,

we sewed up her head lac... She's obviously fine.

Fine, you discharge her.

- Discharge who? - Hi, chief.

Her.

Uh... "Jade Bell."

Hello. I'm Dr. Bailey.

Oh, good. More doctors.

The patient complained of a headache and blurry vision

before she fainted and hit her head,

so I did a complete syncope work-up, which was negative.

So... What? That led you to...

- Sew up her head lac. - What is her diagnosis?

Hypoglycemia?

She probably just forgot to eat breakfast?

Wrong. You, what did this one miss?

Beta HCG... Could you be pregnant?

Not a chance.

Look, I was in a meeting, I felt dizzy,

and I woke up here, but I feel fine now.

- Can I go? - No, you cannot.

What... are... you... missing?

- Migrant variant. - Autonomic dysfunction.

This is really, really fun, but I have a work deadline so...

- Uh, Jade, stand up for me, please. - What?

Stand up, please.

We didn't miss anything.

Hi. Freak show's over. Can I go?

Whoa.

That is what you missed.

I feel naked.

That nurse Betsy... her name was Betsy...

she took my clothes, took them, sealed them in plastic.