DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...

Astra, this place, it's twisted you.

It's made me more like you.

When you took on the wand's power,

you also took on its charge.

Oh, Fairy Godmother.

Go find John and help him rescue Ray from hell.

Gary, you dick!

I have created a simple app.

You will be able to share monster sightings.

"In exchange for this service,

"the user agrees to forfeit their eternal soul

to the demon Neron."

He may be planning a monster attack.

Get every single one of those monsters

out of the Time Bureau.

It's a bloody jailbreak!

No!

What kind of egg is that?

- It's a dragon egg. - My name is Zari.

Whoopsie. Hey!

You haven't happened to see an ogre wandering around

about yay high, likes to grunt, drink beer?

Ask Rory.

Ogre wins again.

Cheating bastard. No one outdrinks Mick Rory.

Hey, fellas.

Sorry to break up all the fun, but, uh, technically,

I wasn't supposed to allow any magical creatures

out of the lab, so...

On second thought, why don't you two finish up here?

And I'll go, uh, track down the Minotaur.

You're not a horrible mother.

You just have a lot on your mind.

I left our dragon egg in the care of nine-year-old me.

Has anybody seen Gary?

Wait, what did you just say? I was distracted.

I just found out the Eyes app is stealing peoples' souls,

and then baby me comes home, and I-I...

You two need to grab that egg before it hatches.

We can't risk Ne-ray getting his hands on a baby dragon.

It's already bad enough that he has Charlie.

- Okay. - Fair.

Get up.

Time's a-wasting.

There are souls just waiting to be sold.

You're off your rocker, you old nag.

This here shape-shifter don't take requests.

Shape-shifter? Is that all you think you are?

You may have your human friends fooled, dearie,

but you and I both know what you're truly capable of.

- You don't know me! - Don't I?

The shape your wearing, though lovely, is a costume.

It's not who you really are.

You aren't meant to hide, my pet.

You are meant to show humans their greatest fears.

And lucky for you,

helping monsters fulfill their potential...

is what I do.

Yes!

Ah!

Damn it, Gary.

Oh, excuse me, hey. Hi.

Excuse me, sir.

Hi, pardon me, I just, um... I don't belong here.

No? And I'm a...

I'm a Fairy Godmother sent to find John Constantine!

Ooh. Ooh.

Really?

What, are the King and Queen of hell

making their grand debut?

Not our debut, dearie.

No, no, no. Stop.

What are you doing?

As much as I'd like to pontificate

about my grander plan...

I've taught him better than that.

Huh.

Who the hell are you?

Really? The dress doesn't sell it?

You didn't tell me you had a Fairy Godmother, John.

Not his, Gary's.

And I thought I was the one being tortured.

Look, Princess, we got rules here in hell.

All right? You can't just...

Let's go.

What are you doing?

Going to find Ray, same way I found you.

The only difference is Ray doesn't have a body.

So let's go find his soul.

His soul token, that's the currency in hell.

While a soul is being tortured,

then its token is traded around town like money.

As long as you have it, then you'll always

have access to the soul.

But since Neron is still topside,

then his token's likely locked in his vault.

Then let's go find it.

- Why isn't this working? - I'm sorry, love.

You can't just go poofing yourself

into the vaults of hell.

We'll have to find someone to help us break in.

And I think I know just the person.

I don't see her.

How do you know what nine-year-old me looks like?

I'm just looking for the coolest kid in school.

Yeah, there's a lot I haven't told you

about my childhood.

There, that's the spot where kids used to gang up on me

and say, "Zari, Zari, why your clothes so sorry?"

Aww.

I would have said, "Zari, Zari, you smell like calamari."

Bullying is bad.

All right, let's break this up

and find out where I stashed the egg.

- He's so cool. - Oh, look how cute he is.

- I want a dragon. - He's so adorable.

Come here.

I want to take him home with me.

Oh, my God, he hatched.

And I brought him to school.

Okay, so we got to get him before...

Whoa, wait. Look.

Mithra, dance.

So cool.

- Awesome, Zari. - Thank you.

Mm.

Come on.

What's going on, children?

It's okay. He's my pet, Mithra.

I named him after the... Run, children.

It's a monster!

Wait, Zari. Zari, wait!

Wait.

Don't hurt him.

Oh, my God, I lost him again.

Captain, I've located Neron.

Now live to Capitol Hill,

where the Palmer X CEO is testifying

before the Senate subcommittee.

Look, I know Senator Wellington

doesn't believe that it's up to the private sector

to intervene in such a unprecedented crisis.

But I should mention, not a single one

of my subscribers has been harmed in a monster attack.

Senator, do you care to respond?

This bloke is just trying to scare folks

into downloading his evil, soul-sucking app.

There ain't no such thing as monst...

This isn't me!

I'm not doing this!

Like I said, they could be hiding anywhere...

and only you can stop them.

Wait, it might be Charlie.

Well, who am I supposed to shoot?

There.

Damn pigs! I'm trying to help you out!

Stay there.

We got to go!

Come on.

Let her go. She served her purpose.

Astra Logue. Name's Neron.

I hear good things about you.

Now that I'm taking over for your former employers, I...

Give it a rest, John.

You think I can't see

through your cheap little parlor trick?

How'd you get out of the torture pits anyway?

Nice sparkles.

Nice shoulder pads.

What do you want, John?

And please tell me you're not here to make

some sad, sappy plea for me to remember who I really am.

I know exactly who you are. You're someone I can work with.

Now, the Triumvirate, they were too short-sighted

to take my deal, and now they are roasting rats for supper.

But you're smarter than that, Astra.

All I need is access to one measly soul,

and in exchange, I'll go kill Neron,

and your boys will be back on top.

This soul you're after... must be pretty special.

He is.

I was special to you, too, John... once.

And yet, you left me down here to rot all those years.

- Astra, you can't... - I'm over it.

I made the best of a bad situation,

and guess what.

I flourished.

Down here, I had prospects

until Neron wiped his ass with them.

So do we have a deal?

Let's go rob the King.

Today's attack at the U.S. Capitol

has sparked worldwide panic and paranoia

over the threat of magical creatures.

Enough, Gideon.

Where is Neron in all of this?

Why isn't he responding to his magical-creature alerts?

What alerts? All the creatures are here on the ship.

You know what? It doesn't even matter.