Shark Attack 2

AMY!

AMY!

AMY!

AAH!

AMY! AMY!

NO!

AMY!

AMY'S DEAD!

OH, NO!

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

NO! NO!

NO!

Man: THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT THERE.

Man: A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT.

Man: THE TANK'S ABOUT 3/4 FULL NOW.

WALKER.

SIR?

WHERE'S NICK?

HUH. YOU MEAN MARINE BOY.

WHERE ELSE?

THANKS.

HEY, MORTON.

THAT WINDOW SEEMS TO BE HOLDING UP ALL RIGHT.

I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT, THOUGH.

OK. NO PROBLEM.

HI, MICHAEL.

I JUST WALKED PAST THE TROPICAL TANK,

AND GUESS WHAT?

IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY.

I KNOW.

I HAD TO MOVE EVERYTHING

UNTIL THE HEATER WAS FIXED PROPERLY.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FIXED PROPERLY ALREADY.

SO DID I.

BUT THE WATER'S STILL 10 DEGREES TOO COLD,

AND I DIDN'T THINK YOU WANTED AN EXHIBIT OF DEAD FISH.

I'VE GOT EXACTLY ONE WEEK TO IRON EVERYTHING OUT, NICK,

AND I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO MAKE THIS WORK.

DON'T LET ME DOWN.

WELL...

THERE GOES MR. WARMTH.

MM-HMM.

YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A TURN.

WHEN I'M DONE.

WHEN'S THAT GONNA BE?

WHEN I'M DONE.

BUT YOU SAID I COULD.

DAD DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE USING HIS BOAT.

I DON'T WANT YOU BREAKING IT.

AAH! AAH!

I HEARD ABOUT THE SHARK IN THE INLET.

GREAT WHITE, HUH?

YEAH.

YOU GONNA TRANQUILIZE IT?

IF I HAVE TO-- GET IT OUT OF THE INLET.

THAT'S PERFECT.

WHY DON'T YOU BRING IT IN HERE?

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

NOT AT ALL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MEDIA COVERAGE

WE COULD GET WITH A GREAT WHITE?

TALK ABOUT A STAR ATTRACTION.

DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ONE OF YOUR BETTER IDEAS, MICHAEL.

COULD BE GREAT FOR YOU, TOO.

YOU GET TO STUDY IT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.

NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO KEEP A GREAT WHITE ALIVE IN CAPTIVITY.

MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM HAD ONE A COUPLE YEARS BACK.

AND IF YOU REMEMBER, IT COULDN'T ADAPT--

KEPT BANGING INTO WALLS.

HAD TO LET IT GO AFTER A WEEK.

YEAH, BUT IN THAT WEEK,

PEOPLE WERE BANGING DOWN THE DOORS

TO GET IN AND SEE IT.

TOO RISKY.

YOU'VE ONLY BEEN WITH US FOR 6 WEEKS, NICK.

AND IN THAT TIME, YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB.

BUT I'D HATE TO SEE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE NOW.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT, MICHAEL.

OH, YOU TAKE IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE.

I WANT THAT SHARK.

FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE, WE'LL PUT HIM BACK IN THE OCEAN.

AGREED?

AGREED.

YOU'RE THE BOSS.

HEY!

WHAT? MARCUS.

HEY, WANT SOME LOTION?

YEAH, OK.

MARCUS, SHARK.

MORE BEER, GUYS.

WHAT?

PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE.

WHAT'D HE SAY?

HEY, MARK. MARK.

MARK.

HUH?

HEY, LISTEN TO ME.

Girl: THANKS.

SHARK. IN THE INLET.

CAPTURING A GREAT WHITE?

JESUS! NEXT THING,

FRANCISCO WILL HAVE YOU OUT LOOKING FOR MOBY DICK.

DON'T FUCK WITH ME, MARK.

ARE YOU GUYS AVAILABLE OR NOT?

RIGHT NOW?

YES.

THESE GIRLS ARE BABES.

YOU'RE GOING TO OWE US BIG TIME.

I'LL DOUBLE YOUR NORMAL RATE.

DOUBLE? GIRLS, GOTTA GET TO WORK.

YOU GUYS ARE OUTTA HERE.

OK, WE'RE IN.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

WE'LL BAIT 'IM,

DRAG HIM NEAR THE BOAT.

I'LL HIT HIM WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART,

AND WE'LL TOW HIM IN.

IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.

JEEZ!

PIECE OF CAKE, MY ASS.

LOOKS LIKE A 12-FOOTER.

NO. THIS ONE'S 16.

BOYS...

I DON'T THINK HE'S HAPPY.

I CAN'T SEE HIM.

CAREFUL!

SHIT!

UH!

GOT HIM.

IT'S GONNA TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO KICK IN.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT I COULD USE A BEER.

AND I THINK TOM THERE

COULD USE A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR.

EH! I HATE YOU GUYS.

WHEW!

IN LOCAL NEWS, WE HAVE A SHARK STORY

ABOUT THE BIG ONE THAT DIDN'T GET AWAY.

AND THIS ISN'T JUST ANY SHARK,

BUT RATHER A GREAT WHITE SHARK.

WATER WORLD, CAPE TOWN'S NEW MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR AQUARIUM,

WILL BE THE FIRST OF ITS KIND

TO HAVE AN ACTUAL LIVE GREAT WHITE SHARK

ON DISPLAY TO THE PUBLIC.

DR. NICK HARRIS,

WATER WORLD'S RESIDENT MARINE BIOLOGIST,

RESCUED A GREAT WHITE THAT WAS TRAPPED

IN AN INLET NEAR HOUT BAY.

OH, MY GOD.

THE LONG-AWAITED AQUARIUM

OPENS IT DOORS TO THE PUBLIC ON SATURDAY.

IN SOCCER NEWS,

THE SPRINGBOKS ARE SCHEDULED TO MEET AUSTRALIA IN--

Woman: THAT SHARK'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON DISPLAY.

IT KILLED PEOPLE.

YOU DON'T KEEP IT HERE FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT, OK?

YOU NEED TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE FRIGGIN' TANK.

YOU HAVE A NICE DAY, LADY.

JERK.

AHEM.

HMM.

WHO WAS THAT?

SAMANTHA PETERSON.

SHE'S CONVINCED THAT OUR SHARK

IS THE SAME ONE THAT KILLED HER SISTER LAST WEEK.

THE ATTACK NEAR TABLE BAY.

YEAH. THAT'S ONE CRAZY LADY.

YOU'RE NOT BLAMING HER FOR BEING UPSET,

ARE YOU, MICHAEL?

NO.

SO, HOW IS OUR STAR ATTRACTION?

HE'S GOOD,

BUT WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.

LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK.

OK, KENNY, TURN THEM ON HALF A WATT.

HALF A WATT COMIN' UP.

SO WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

THOSE BLACK BOXES.

THEY GIVE OFF ALTERNATING ELECTRICAL CHARGES

THAT THE SHARK IS ATTRACTED TO.

GIVES HIM SOMETHING TO CONCENTRATE ON

AND KEEPS HIM FROM BANGING HIS HEAD INTO THE WALL.

IT'S LIKE DANGLING A CARROT IN FRONT OF A DONKEY.

THAT'S NOT BAD.

THAT'S NOT BAD AT ALL.

WHAT'S WRONG?

LOOK AT THE SHARK.

LOOK AT THE SHARK?

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE SHARK

FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS.

I'M STARTING TO SEE IT IN MY SLEEP.

I MEAN, LOOKAT IT, SMART ASS.

HIS TAIL AND HIS DORSAL FIN

SEEM A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR HIS BODY.

MORE LIKE WHAT YOU FIND IN A NEWBORN.

YEAH, BUT THAT'S NO BABY.

AT THAT SIZE, HE'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST WHAT,

10, 12 YEARS OLD?

I KNOW.