My Tutor

Dummy... dummy... dummy...

C'mon, it's over.

Time to kick out the jams.

Summer time fun.

Dummy... dummy... dummy... dummy.

Quit it with the ball peen hammer imitation.

Here's Bonnie.

- Where? - There.

Hi, Bonnie!

Bobby, I've been looking for you. You didn't sign my yearbook.

Same here.

Here you go.

"To the girl who's meant the most to me all through high school.

Love, Bobby."

That's really sweet, Bobby.

I gotta go. I'll see you, okay?

What did she write?

"To the funniest guy in third period study hall. Bonnie."

Very romantic.

Tonight's the night, fellas! The sacrifice of the virgins.

Not so loud!

Time to go to the drug store and get you fitted.

Eight o'clock.

Bravo, Bravo, let's go! We're running late.

Not too much. She'll slide off.

C'mon. We're going to a whorehouse.

We're not getting married here.

What the hell you got in there?

These are the old "Johnny Walker Black."

I stole it from my dad. The stuff's so good he never drinks it.

Go ahead. It'll cool your nerves.

You know what this stuff.

Come on. Let's go. I wanna brush my hair. Yeah. Later. Later.

This is it! This is it!

I don't know about this, guys.

My stomach doesn't feel so good, you know.

- How about another night? - I think you should go.

Oh, Billy.

For these two we have the graduation present.

So? Which one is your brother, Jack?

Right here, over here. That's me!

A real eager beaver.

For you we have Louisa.

First time up at the plate, right, Jack?

Yes, but I'm out to win rookie of the year.

And now for you,

we have something very very special.

Anna-Maria.

Give me your hand, Jack.

Okey dokey.

- Up against the wall. - All right.

There you go.

What's going on?

You'll see.

Oh, boy, this is gonna be really wild.

- Now give me your other hand. - All right.

Are you sure about this?

Maybe this is a little advanced for me.

Don't worry. It'll Be wonderful.

You like it?

Are you ready, Jack?

Oh yes, I'm ready!

Oh my god!

So am I.

Come over here my little bambino.

Climb it up.

How does it feel?

Wonderful. But wouldn't it be better if I was untied?

But your brother wanted you to have the full treatment.

- Is it good? - Oh. Yes.

Do you like surprises?

Oh yes.

Good.

This is wild.

Bambino wake up!

Wake up! Oooh!

Billy, what kind of weirdo did you set me up with in there?

I almost got killed!

- Hey, I didn't know, alright? - Yeah, yeah...

well, next time do a little legwork, will you?

This is ridiculous. I don't believe it.

You can't even get laid in a whorehouse.

Did you have a good time?

Maria, Fruit. Salad. Lunch.

Rose bushes. Trim.

- Fruit. Salad. Lunch. - Right.

- Aah, Manuel. - Aaah, Rose bushes trim.

- Hi honey! - Hi mom!

- where is dad mom? - He is in the studies.

I am late for lunch.

Sit down, Bobby.

It's been quite a morning. Mr. Simpson called from your school.

It seems that we've got a problem.

You flunked your French final

I've been on the phone to Yale... They'll hold your place,

on one condition, that you take a makeup exam.

The only catch is, you have to do better than an eighty-fives.

I've already contacted a language agency.

And as of tomorrow morning,

the best freelance French teacher... in the city...

is going to be here. She is gonna live here.

You will work... with her every day,

and I assure you... you are going to pass that exam.

I don't mind telling you, this is damn embarrassing.

Hello, Bobby. I'm Terry Green, your French tutor.

We going to be working together this summer.

- I suppose we have to start today. - Tomorrow is soon enough.

It's too soon for me. How about next week.

- Oh, I am Sorry. - One day" summer vacation.

Terrific.

In addition, if you succeed and Bobby passes...

there will be a final bonus payment of ten thousand dollars.

That's quite a bonus.

I want you as committed to this as I am.

Now, I'd like this part of our bargain to be just between us.

I don't want Bobby to know. Understand?

Yes.

He is under enough pressure already. God knows he's been...

a great disappointment to me.

His attitude, his grades...

I had to pull quite a few strings to get him into Yale. And now this.

What is so important about Yale?

Because I went there.

And being a Yalie was just about the finest memory I ever had in my life.

- I want the same for Bobby. - What does Bobby want?

He's too young to know what he wants.

All I know is what I want and that's for him to pass that exam.

Ok. The word ethua. To be. Conjugation.

Bobby?

I hate this French crap.

Oui. You've got the picture. I even hate French fries.

- Pommes frites. - Yeah right. Pommes frites.

- Excellent pronunciation. - Dumb luck.

Look, forget it. No way I'm going to pass this exam.

We might as well just chuck it.

You pass. There isn't a student made that I can't teach.

A little conceited, aren't you?

I'm very good.

What are you getting out of this?

A little money. A quiet place to stay for a month or so.

Well how come you're not married? Or have a boyfriend at least.

I don't think that's any of your business, Bobby.

Hey, come on, give me a break.

I'm trying to learn about life and love, here.

Okay. I had a boyfriend, we broke up,

and I needed a place to stay. Is that Okay?

Well, how come you broke up?

This is none of your business. Can we please do work.

I can tell, you're gonna work me hard this summer.

That's my job, ne'st pas?

Okay, now if this doesn't work out. There is always Mexico.

You'd get it down there, for sure.

Oh no, I'm not going to Mexico.

You can catch all kinds of diseases down there.

That's just if you drink the water, you turkey.

- Yeah, same difference. - There it is guys. Now be cool,

Remember I got you covered, all right?

Oh boy. Oh boy.

She won't hurt you. No whips. She promises.

Hey, Billy, I don't know about this.

Who wants to know. You guys are about to get your lances waxed.

No big deal. Even when we speak. Right at this second.

Millions of people are just banging away like crazy.

These are facts of life.

That's kind of awesome thought.

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

There she is... athletic?

I am on my break. Let's do it.

We'll be in the bar across the street.

Save some for me!

I've only got ten minutes.

Ten minutes?

I got a Chrysler 'cause it has the biggest back seat.

Nice.

- Aw shit!! - What?

- It's my boyfriend. - Your Boyfriend!?

Well... actually... we're engaged to be married.

He hates when I do this.

The last guy he caught me with... he dragged behind his bike in chains!

Oh don't worry, it was only over dirt!

Sylvia.

Sylvia. Where is he?

I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna tear out his eyeballs!

I'm gonna rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.

I want that son of a bitch!

There's the little prick!

Say your prayers, Boy. You're about to meet Jesus.

That's not him! That's not him! That's not him!

- It's not me! It's not me! It's not me! - You sure?

Of course I'm sure. I wouldn't ball that lamb even for money!

Thank you!

Hay, was it as good as I said? Did I cover you or what?

Let's go. Come on.

Okay, here you go. Try these, fifteen minutes.

Starting... now.

Bobby, get to work.

Okay

I'm going to go get a drink. Do you want anything?

- No thanks. - Ok, I'll be right back.

Bobby, where are you?