Rizzoli & Isles

Woman: WHOA, WHOA. HEY, STOP IT.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THERE EXCEPT FOR RABBITS, SQUIRRELS.

NOTHING -- YOU'RE FINE.

DAMN IT!

ANGUS, COME BACK HERE!

ANGUS!

ANGUS?

HERE, BOY.

ANGUS?

COME ON, BUDDY.

ANGUS, COME HERE, BOY.

ANGUS, WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?

OH, MY GOD.

NO.

NO.

WOULD YOU GET --

NO, MOM.

EN GARDE.

YOU DO KNOW I CARRY A GUN.

AHA! DON'T TOUCH! DON'T.

COME ON. GIVE ME YOUR JACKET. STOP IT.

HEY, YOU TWO, KNOCK IT OFF. SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT.

She started it.

WELL, SHE CAN'T GO TO WORK

WITH WHATEVER THAT IS ALL OVER HER.

I WAS GONNA SHAKE IT OFF ONCE I GOT TO THE OFFICE.

GIVE IT HERE.

MA -- COME ON.

OKAY, WHAT IS THAT?

LOOKS LIKE LOW-GRADE FOAM RUBBER,

THE KIND USED IN INEXPENSIVE THROW PILLOWS,

CHAIR CUSHIONS, AND CHEAP FURNITURE.

IT'S FROM MY COUCH.

WHAT? THE DUCT TAPE CAME LOOSE.

DUCT TAPE?

YEAH. GREEKS USE WINDEX.

RIZZOLIS USE DUCT TAPE.

IT HAS A HOLE IN IT.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT?

WHY DOES YOUR COUCH HAVE A HOLE IN IT COVERED WITH DUCT TAPE?

AND HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED IT?

BECAUSE I...COVER IT WITH A PILLOW.

JOE FRIDAY DID IT.

I'M LUCKY THAT KORSAK FOUND HER OWNERS

BEFORE SHE ATE THE ENTIRE COUCH.

DON'T BLAME ADDIE.

IT'S NOT HER FAULT THAT YOUR COUCH TASTES

LIKE FRANK AND BEANS.

MY COUCH DOESN'T TASTE LIKE FRANK --

WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT JOE FRIDAY'S OWNER

HAS CHANGED HER NAME TO ADDIE?

I SKYPE WITH HER FAMILY.

YOU SKYPE... WITH HER FAMILY?

HER REAL NAME WAS ADDIE BEFORE SHE GOT LOST.

OKAY, I THINK THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE IS

WHY HAVEN'T YOU REPLACED YOUR COUCH?

THE DOG'S BEEN GONE OVER A YEAR.

I LIKE MY COUCH. WHAT IS THIS?

YOUR COUCH HAS A HOLE IN IT COVERED WITH DUCT TAPE.

IT'S AN AFRICAN HORNED CUCUMBER.

CAN YOU EAT IT? OF COURSE.

TASTES LIKE A BANANA. YOU NEED A NEW ONE.

DO YOU HAVE ONE?

A NEW COUCH?

NO. A BANANA.

I LIKE MY COUCH...

JUST THE WAY IT IS. RIZZOLI.

ISLES.

SWATCHES.

I DON'T WANT A COUCH AS A GIFT, MAURA.

THINK OF IT AS A HEALTH ISSUE.

THE CHEMICALS USED TO MANUFACTURE THAT CHEAP...

EASY. ...ECONOMICAL FOAM RUBBER

IN YOUR COUCH COULD POSE A HEALTH RISK.

AAH! RIGHT NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT CATCHING MALARIA.

OH, DON'T BE.

THERE HASN'T BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF LOCALLY CONTRACTED MALARIA

SINCE 1931,

ALTHOUGH THERE HAVE BEEN RECENT OUTBREAKS

OF EQUINE ENCEPHALITIS.

HAS NOT ONE OF THESE MOSQUITOS BUZZED YOUR HEAD?

BUT -- YOU REALLY AREN'T HUMAN, ARE YOU?

WELL, SOME PEOPLE HAVE A GENETIC SUSCEPTIBILITY TO BEING BITTEN.

I DON'T.

OW!

Korsak: NICE DAY FOR A HIKE IN THE WOODS, HUH?

THIS -- THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO IN THE WOODS.

HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS.

YOU GOT ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE BODY?

I GOT TO BATHE IN THIS STUFF.

WHAT DO WE GOT?

WHITE FEMALE. PROBABLY A TEENAGER.

WE GOT A NAME?

NO BACKPACK. NO POCKETBOOK. NO I.D.

BUT HER CLOTHES ARE NEW, SO I DON'T THINK SHE'S HOMELESS.

THIS ISN'T A BODY DUMP.

CRATE WAS CAMOUFLAGED SO IT WOULD BLEND IN.

NO SIGN OF A STRUGGLE.

NO BLOOD SPATTER IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA.

AND THERE ARE NO DRAG MARKS,

SO SHE WAS CARRIED HERE, BUT NOT IN THE CAGE.

MAYBE SHE WAS ATTACKED ON THE WALKING PATH?

NO CAMERAS AT THE ENTRANCE POINTS.

WE'RE CHECKING THE ONES NEARBY.

TIME OF DEATH?

WELL, THERE ARE SIGNS OF LIVIDITY

BUT LACK OF RIGOR MORTIS.

I'D SAY LESS THAN FIVE HOURS AGO.

NO OBVIOUS SIGNS OF INJURY OR TRAUMA

THAT WOULD ACCOUNT FOR DEATH.

WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE HAIR AND BLOOD.

OKAY. I'LL DO A DNA TEST AS SOON AS I GET BACK.

PLEASE FIND ME SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO THE KILLER

SO I CAN PUT HIM IN A CAGE OF HIS OWN.

WHAT'S WITH THE SPACESHIPS?

Nina: RESEARCH FOR THIS ASTRONOMY COURSE I'M TAKING.

WE HAD THIS HUGE DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT.

LET ME GUESS -- UFOs AND LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS.

YES. AND GET THIS. THIS IS CRAZY.

Nina: THE GOVERNMENT DECLASSIFIED

THOUSANDS OF DOCUMENTS FROM A SECRET FILE

THAT DATES BACK TO 1947.

THERE'S FIRSTHAND ACCOUNTS OF SIGHTINGS...

WHEN I WAS A KID... ...EVEN STORIES OF ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

AND HUMAN TESTING. ...I SAW A UFO.

CLEARLY, THEY'RE DELUSIONAL.

W--

WAIT. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

NOTHING.

WELL, I-I BLURTED.

YEAH, I BLURT SOMETIMES. IT'S A PROBLEM.

HM. HEY, YOU WANT TO, UH, TALK ABOUT THE CASE?

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ON THE VICTIM?

NOTHING FROM MISSING PERSONS OR RUNAWAYS...

...BUT THESE GIRLS CAME UP

ON TODAY'S SCHOOL DEPARTMENT TRUANCY REPORT.

LET ME SEE THE THIRD GIRL.

DID YOU GET THE PICTURE OF THE VICTIM YET?

I THINK IT JUST CAME IN.

[ MOUSE CLICKS, COMPUTER BEEPS ]

THAT'S HER.

SHEILA MacINTYRE, 16 YEARS OLD, FROM ROSLINDALE.

I'M GONNA TELL KORSAK.

HE'S GONNA WANT TO TALK TO THE PARENTS.

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE.

X-RAYS?

FABRIC SWATCHES?

OH, JUST A FEW OPTIONS FOR YOUR NEW COUCH COLOR.

MY FAVORITE COUCH COLOR? HUH. LET ME THINK.

THE LAVENDER.

NO, NO, NO. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

THE CRANBERRY.

OR THE COLOR OF THE COUCH I HAVE NOW.

I'M TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND.

YES, I KNOW.

BUT MY COUCH IS LIKE AN OLD, GOOD FRIEND,

AND I WOULDN'T TRADE AN OLD, GOOD FRIEND

FOR A...NEW, OLD, GOOD FRIEND.

OKAY, YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMING UP.

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO JUST GET SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT?

I REALLY WANT A CAUSE OF DEATH.

UH-HUH.

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

OSTEOPENIA.

IT'S A LOSS OF CALCIUM IN THE BONES.

WELL, SHE'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THAT, ISN'T SHE?

IN A PERSON OF HER AGE,

IT TYPICALLY RESULTS FROM ANOREXIA.

WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT KILLED HER.

NO, IT DIDN'T.

BUT I ALSO FOUND THIS...

A PUNCTURE WOUND FROM A SMALL-GAUGE NEEDLE.

SO SHE WAS INJECTED WITH A FATAL OVERDOSE.

WELL, GIVEN THE LACK OF RESTRAINT MARKS OR BRUISING,

I'D SAY WE'RE LOOKING AT A FAST-ACTING DRUG

THAT COULD BE ADMINISTERED INTRAMUSCULARLY.

SO, SHE WAS DRUGGED, CARRIED BACK TO THE CAGE.

THERE'S NO INDICATION OF RAPE OR OTHER SEXUAL ASSAULT.

WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR AND BLOOD

THAT WE FOUND INSIDE THE CAGE?

IT WAS ANIMAL BLOOD.

WE'RE PROCESSING IT FOR DNA NOW.

THE HAIR FIBERS, HOWEVER,

CAME FROM A RACCOON, A DOG, AND A SQUIRREL.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO TELL WHAT ORDER THEY WENT INTO THE CAGE?

SEVERAL SAMPLES OVERLAPPED.

I THINK THE SQUIRREL CAME FIRST, THEN THE RACCOON.

THE DOG WAS LAST.

A BIGGER ANIMAL EACH TIME.

HE WAS PRACTICING... GETTING READY FOR A HUMAN.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THROUGH A DAY LIKE THIS?

RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ON AUTOPILOT.