Robot Chicken

So what's my surprise, fellas? I can't wait!

Oh, (BLEEP).

- This is gonna be a great sandwich! - Not yet.

Yeah! Which way to the free iPads? Ah, (BLEEP).

Yeah. Pescatarian, baby.

You don't know that? Let me drop some truth on your ass, right now!

A vegetarian lifestyle is healthy as (BLEEP)

Four-legged homies, no reason to duck

But you finned (BLEEP) got this MC gunning

Meat is murder but them fish had it coming

Omega-3 fatty acids run deep

But don't sleep The price you pay is too steep

I never seen a fish who ain't a bitch

High mercury killing my brothers

I got a hot yacht that's a stone-cold killer

Making fish lie stiller than Ben Stiller

Harpoons in the front, in the back

Now the fish momma, she's dressed in black

Chicken of the sea gonna need an escape pod

Watch me turn Cape Cod into Rape Cod

Yo mouth gonna make a fine pairing

That was a (BLEEP) red herring Pop, pop, pop

Call me a pop, pop, pop Pescatarian pop, pop, pop

Steve Jobs, (BLEEP) pop, pop, pop

Pescatarian. Pop, pop, pop!

Duchovny. Pop, pop, pop!

Fly fishing Pop, pop, pop

- (BLEEP) fish bone. - You okay, man?

Doc, are you sure this is absolutely necessary?

I'm sticking my finger up a grown man's ass on a hunch.

- You forgot the Sword of Omens? - I'm a cat. I get distracted easily.

I'm a cat too! But you don't see me losing focus every time…

- Bird, bird, bird! - All right, let's do this.

Sword of Omens, come to my hand!

Run!

- Hurry up, you stupid sword! - Wilykit?

Geez, it's heavy!

- No! - Floor it, Panthro!

Finally! Wait, there's blood on it!

Someone doesn't know how to respect my nice things!

- Where's Mother? - I don't know how to tell you.

- I'm afraid your mother is a zombie. - Oh, no!

Oh, yes, she just sits in front of those soap operas all day.

So she's not a real zombie?

No, I used the word in the figurative sense.

Well, that is a relief.

Scary Movie for People With will be right back!

Approved by the Heart Association!

Maybe it's time to stop, William.

No, I can get this.

Come on, Travis, let's have sex on my roommate's bed!

Man, you're so dirty. I'm gonna get you checked out.

Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

- So bad! - Yeah, right there.

Don't stop! Right there.

Die!

You act like you don't have feeling. But you wanna care, don't you?

Tell me you wanna care. Tell me! Tell me you wanna care!

Oh, yeah, that's it! Oh!

Oh, you need a credit card number?

Okay, it's 4-3-8…

Have you ever seen a kitten sneeze? It's very cute.

Don't blink or you might miss it!

Any second now that kitten is going to…

The Scary Movie was a lie from the very start!

Good luck calling 911 with your heart stopped, you dumb assholes!

Cull the wheat from the chaff!

You never know when the mood for sex will strike,

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