لومړۍ 200 کرښې.
5 MILLION
5 MILLION seek heir
- , Five million! - ? Suddenly or in installments?
Completely serious I'll have them in fifteen days.
- ? And me? - You participate.
You helped me once, you took me out of misery and I'm grateful.
- But do not get me into dirty business. - Write pullos?
- S ي... - It's easy. It is an elegant affair.
This time I need the ideal combination: Genius and charm.
- Completed now?? Why? - Five million. You can retire.
Even the two. In charge of the state. Everyone in his cell.
The next ten years. , I do not like striped suits!
Do not be ridiculous. Have you booked the boat ticket?
Yes, but I warn you, in Europe they have no sense of humor.
But I do. Deal with three decrepit millionaires lined with gold...
to whom it is enough for me to be a man of honor.
?Eleven o clock?
We've been waiting for half an hour!
Let men with bank accounts like ours have to put up with this!
, Punctuality has never been your strong side!
Well, you can only forgive him for his youth!
I beg your pardon., You pray!
I have to tell you something that I find amazing.
,Straight to the point!
- Sorry. - Yes, yes...
As planned, I opened today...
the testament of our late friend Gerald Peter Pett.
Bequeath your fortune, that is, most of your fortune...
Nothing more...?
Most of his fortune goes to charitable foundations.
The old truhan!
About a small or rest of 5 million...
has arranged the following: A nephew, Peter Pett, in Germany,
He's against his uncle's will. You know, you pray,
Old Pett... was against marriage.
, I do not extra to! He was married.
, And how! His wife was a live warning against marriage.
,Follow, follow!
Consequently, Peter Pett will inherit the five million, only...
if it shows that your marriage is happy.
, Tonter ي as!
, What an occurrence he had! ?do not? How will you prove...
Dear Bucklespring, it is our task. I have a trustworthy man,
Mr. Blubberboom, who is going to Europe equally, to whom I have commissioned,
that collects information about it.
Mr. Blubberboom is a man of honor.
It is well known. He is in the presidency of charitable foundations and things like that.
- But... a little hard. - A solid citizen. Agree.
No no. I no longer answer for anyone. I am too old.
Blubberboom is therefore approved. He will come immediately.
,Listen! Let Mr. Blubberboom come.
Well, what if Peter Pett is not happily married...?
- , With a 90% chance! - Inherit another nephew,
Patrick Pett, from Scotland, the five million.
Okay, there's only one but... But if I were Patrick...
I would seduce Peter's wife. Marriage to the bottom, divorce...
- and the 5 million are mine! - There's a catch, dear Bucklespring.
If Patrick Pett wants to keep the 5 million, he has to stay single.
Go! Well, old man Pett! , All a philanthropist!
Since he got rid of his wife, he did no more than what he wanted.
The matter presses, you pray.
According to the will, it must be resolved in fifteen days.
,Ahead!
, Mr. Blubberboom!
Mr. Blubberboom, I have already instructed the ladies.
- I thought you would go to Europe as well? - Yes.
And you are willing to check, through direct observation there,
if Mr. Peter Pett is happily married?
S ي.
This letter, please, deliver it You without opening Mr. Peter Pett.
But first, you should make sure that your marriage is happy.
- Not before. - Thank you.
I will strive to correspond to the trust
of those who make this request for me.
Now we start...
«Peter Pett, Berl ي n...» Who is this?
, You will know it!
Yes, say?
You pray, happiness has reached your home.
, I have not ordered anything!
- ? You want? - , War to dust!
- But what do you intend? - You pray, do you know Stafix?
- Do not. - , Of course not!
That's why you're not satisfied with your life. But here is...
Peter Pett arrives with Stafix and brings the sun to his dark existence!
, Good salt n...!? I can pass...?
Ah, these fantastic furniture, these wonderful flowers,
the luxury of an oriental rug,
, All condemned to die!, You. As well!
, Today a whole image of blooming life, tomorrow, drowned...
- dust and dirt! - Excuse me, but it's clean yesterday!
, Yes, but that is what it is about! Everything for what? You are killing yourself.
- Yes, but... - Do not say anything. Just a moment.
You pray, this is the dirtiest dirt that exists.
Of the inheritance of the chief more piggy of the tribe of the Amarkosa. There is no brush,
- There is no broom that can eliminate it. - And what can you do?
You pray, do not say anything yet. Now you will live a sublime moment.
Here too... as...
- You see it? - Oh, no, oh, no...!
So it's fine!? Sees it...?
Well, what can I say, pray...? What happens?, The clock does not work either!
So...
So, pray, what happens...
So, pray... But now comes Stafix!
Your savior, your friend. Soon you will begin to buzz, pray...
what I say buzz, to sing! And all the dirt, as if by magic...
Nobody would get it... S Stafix. Soon you will be in this little notebook...
in the list of the lucky ones who have ordered a Stafix.
5% cash is paid, and immediate delivery!
And I'm Peter Pett, who has helped her find happiness.
Well, now... uh, where... at the door there is no...
Let's see, where do you have an outlet?
Again that guy... Say, where do you have an outlet?
Here there are no plugs!
Well... this...
- electric... - , I have gas!
, Emil!, Emil!
- Perd, you pray. - It does not matter, Mr. Pett.
- I have to sit down. I'm exhausted. - It's running all day.
- Mr. Blubberboom... - ? What happens? Thank you.
- The tickets? - Yes.
- It can be a fun evening. - Last month I sold three vacuum cleaners.
- A nice guy. - Yes, harmless.
You pray, would not you need a vacuum cleaner?
No. But I did a salesman!
- Well, where do you have it? - What?
Come, you know, do not make me suffer. You know what I wanted.
- No idea, Hix. - Let's go.
- , Nothing! You know I'm ticklish. - You really do not bring anything?
- But what do you want me to bring? - , My gift!, The shoes!
- Today is our anniversary! - Oh... I forgot.
, Peter!, 3 to you married and you already behave like an old husband!
Well, sorry, Hix... Today I had a hustle...
It has been a frightening day. ?Can you forgive me?
Well, you do not deserve it. But I can not get angry with you.
But...
- Made for you, huh? - Hm.
?What's inside?? What is this?
I did it eight days ago. Paid in installments.
How sweet... So.
So I always take you with me, right?
- I'm a miserable, I've forgotten. - Ya pas.
Now fast to the bathroom. Dinner is almost over.
,Great! I'm in a big hurry today too.
Hey, that's not all. To celebrate, I made potato pancakes.
, Fantastic! But it's golden, like I like it, is it?
- , I will put the maximum effort! - Yes. Hey hey...
I had not thanked you!
Are you there?
Silence, silence... Adi s, adi s.
Peter?
, Peter! What are you doing?
You pray, your wishes are orders. A jump to the street...
Have.
- , But if they are...! - Review them, I have to get dressed.
- Peter! - What, happy?
From where have you taken the money?
A commission. I almost sold a vacuum cleaner.
,How cute...!
Come here, Gulf.
- You hit me well! - You bit well, huh?
Oh, pray!
What a brute...
- Peter? - Yes?
- , Come to dinner! - Yes, I'm coming.
- Oh, you've already put them on! - Yes. Are not they beautiful?
?lt suits you? You can fasten them. Are not they small?
- Nothing. - Not big either?
- No. Perfect. - ? You see it?
When your Peter buys you something, hm...
your little Hix... Come on!
- Oh, Peter! If we go to dinner... - We will do it.
Today is an exception... It is our wedding anniversary.
Come on. Pretty, right?
- Let's go there. - They burned a little.
- Well, nothing happens. - Take mine, it's not so black.
- Well, it goes through that... - ? Why?
Well, that's why. What a disaster of staff in the kitchen...
Yes, as soon as you leave the girls alone for a moment,
You get the boyfriends in the kitchen.
Why are you leaving them alone, hm?
Because my boyfriend came.
Actually, I prefer them burned.
Well, have you been lucky today selling vacuum cleaners?
No. Selling is a lot to say.
They were very interested, they were charming.
The lady was very sympathetic and the husband was also. Emil...
That... well, it's not easy.
Yes, until you earn the 20 frames of a vacuum cleaner...
But imagine, if every day you sold a vacuum cleaner...
, Would be, at the month, almost 600 marks!
Well, if every day I sold ten vacuum cleaners, I would be then...
Wait, no... if every month,
if every day I sold a hundred vacuum cleaners, I would be a month...
, Peter!, It would be 60,000 marks!
- And we could also buy one. - , Plover head!
A hundred no, it's a little exaggerated. But if I sold ten a day...
would be... and it would be feasible...
Of course, we would have to have a car again. But...
Hix. A vacuum a day...
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