Fantasy Mission Force (迷你特攻隊)

Sir?

Sir, Everything is loaded into the truck. Sir

All we're leaving in the morning.

According to our intelligence reports,

the Japanese are here, here, here and here.

And they are completely surrounded by our forces.

So Japanese shouldn't be there then.

No. You're wrong.

According to our British Intelligence reports,

the Japanese are here, here, here and here.

And both sides are equal strength

This is ridiculous. According to our French intelligence reports

All those area there are no Japanese left them all.

It's not true. All you're...

Gentlemen. It is bad news for you.

The Japanese arrived here.

I occupy here, you, you, you, tell me, tell me, you.

French Major General Pierre Retreat.

British Major General Robert Foste

American Major General Amberhang Wakins

Africa Major General Gabyi Zakro.

So I am. President. Hands up

Our four General have been captured.

If this news disseminates,

Our sentiment will be adversely affected.

Be quiet.

The best way is

before the news is known.

We have to save our General.

The agenda of today's meeting is

who will lead our task force?

The number 7 agent

is on duty in South Africa.

The bald detective

has deflective.

King of Snake is dead.

Rocky is not suitable for this military action.

Captain Hei-hu retired

to forming a family.

Who is he?

Captain of Devil, Duan-hun.

His bravery is well known.

This is not ajob for ordinary task force.

I don't think so.

I am General Qiang-chun, this is General Tang Mu-shen.

I told you the backdrop on the phone.

According to the information, General Si-wei is being held in Luxembourg.

In four days time, Japanese will

take back to Japan for propaganda.

I order you to organize a special task force.

Capturing the hostage in four days time.

Remember, our mouth is shut

whatever happens.

I love everything that flies in the air or crawls on the ground.

Send me the best food, I will take all.

My friend, send me the best food.

I enjoy the food and drinks, the bill are yours.

My stomach is full of crabs.

I have a good appetite.

Ha, ha

Give me a dozen of beer on ice.

I can take more than ten pieces of steak.

My friend, send me the best wine.

I enjoy the food and drinks, the bill are yours.

My stomach can take all kind of food.

I have a good appetite.

Delicious food, ha, ha.

I enjoy the food and drinks, the bill are yours.

Oh, I am your dad.

Dad.

Don't move, this is a robbery.

Cut it off, I give up.

It's all yours.

Don't be cheeky.

Yes.

Oh, I thought I was a dead meat.

I got ajob for you.

You got the right man.

I can manage all jobs.

We are not ordinary Joe.

Damn, you did it on purpose.

So what?

Forget about it.

What? You can't leave after having my food.

Who are you?

I know who you are, it doesn't matter who I am.

Cao Shang-fei, the escape specialist.

What do you want?

According to the escaping record,

you did New York six times, London three times, China eight times.

You escaped within a day

in Japan, is it right?

So you know

why do you bother to take me in?

You can't escape for your whole life.

I can delete your escape file,

as long as you promise a thing.

Really? Forget about a thing.

I can promise a hundred things.

Fool, I know you would run.

Say it, what do you want me to do?

We want to make use of you to help someone escape.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to

this fight being held at the National Square.

The one coming out is the Japan Killer.

The next one is King of Orange from New York.

Our music is unbearable.

Bear with it for doing Thai boxing.

We got the band from the cinema.

What? Cinema?

Laugh.

If we win,

we will be rich.

Yes.

You look smart.

Take it, we have a full house.

You take it.

Take it easy.

Take it.

Hurry.

Two pieces of laxative will do him.

Have you got it?

You are next.

What are you doing? Trying to kill me.

You can kill yourself.

I didn't tell you to.

I am the Japan Killer.

He changed my pills.

I will kill you.

What a shame what you have done?

It's not right, I hate you.

The fight begins.

Wait...

Is there any rules?

No.

Cow, pick yourself up.

I am leaving, I am out.

Look at that money; it is ours if we win.

Come on.

Cow, come on.

No.

Cow, we are rich.

I am rich.

Cow, run for your life.

This is my life saver.

If you carry on like this, you can't run away.

Stay where you are?

This is illegal gambling.

This is a fifteen years sentence.

What? Fifteen years.

Ten years.

Five years.

It will soon be fifteen years.

You are not guilty, you are free to go.

Yes.

There isn't enough evidence, you are freed.

Thank you.

The more the better

It's enough for us to be rich for a while.

Last month, you used the same trick

to make a lot of money.

Leave the money and run.

I am leaving.

You know coming back.

It has been a year.

I won't leave this time.

I have heard it too many times.

I mean it this time.

I can swear, do I look like a liar?

Do I look like a liar?

If you lie again, I will kill you.

Take it easy, I won't leave you again.

Listen,

I have met so many women.

I like none of them but you.

What? What did you call me?

Xiao-hui.

Nicy.

No.

Yes, I got it, you are Lucy.

Say mum.

Lei-li, you are up early.

Would you like breakfast?

Lei-li.

Damn.

Hay, you still enjoy fooling people.

I just want to test if you have gone rusty.

Oh yes, there is ajob for you.

But, I can't do it.

Get someone else.

What a pity, I got Sun and Cao Shang-fei.

We can make money out of it.

Oh, Sir.

Sir, to be with Sun and Cao Shang-fei

and making money, I will do it whatever.

But you got woman, what about her?

She, I... don't know her.

Please.

This is nice, full of lives.