Bones

Ah, you know what? Just remind me.

I got to write a thank-you note to the guy who invented waffles.

The recipe first appeared in Le Ménagier de Paris, a book

a husband wrote for his wife in the 14th century.

Since he's dead, a note would be pointless.

I pity the men who aren't married to you, Bones.

Booth, did you see what Christine brought home

from preschool?

Hey, look at that, huh?

15th place winner in an egg race. Huh.

Our little girl's a champion.

Booth, there are only 15 children in the class.

What do you want me to do?

Get her a trainer so we could work her harder?

If she's 15th, that means that she lost.

Children need to understand what losing means.

It's an egg race.

When I was a child, I played blackjack with Max,

and he never let me win.

I lost my allowance,

but I got a realistic view of the world.

Your dad took your allowance?

Won it. Actually, he won the marker he gave me

that said he owed me the allowance. I don't think

we should use your father as an example here. It's not...

Oh. Brennan.

Okay, I'm on my way. Wait. Wait. Wait a second.

What about the waffle I just made you? Sorry.

A body's on its way to the lab.

More for you. I'll call if it concerns you.

I got waffles flying all over the place here.

That's hot. That's hot.

The remains are in the pig troughs?

Yes. I am setting up a filtration system

that will allow us to separate liquid in the pig slop

from any human remains,

such as tissue, bones, organs...

But you're not waiting. I was told

the body was dumped on a pig farm in Virginia.

Yeah.

So the noise of the pigs feeding woke up the farmer,

so he was able to stop them

before they finished eating all the human remains.

I need an intern. Where's Oliver Wells?

Out of town on family business.

Dr. Brennan, Dr. Hodgins, you remember Dr. Filmore?

It's our favorite Canadian

forensic podiatrist.

Hello, Dr. Hodgins.

Dr. Brennan, it's a pleasure to be working with you again.

I'm afraid there will be no pleasure, Dr. Filmore.

His field is forensic podiatry.

Dr. Filmore is writing a report

at the request of the FBI

and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police

on cooperation between the United States and Canada

in the field of forensic sciences.

It's the first trans-border study in forensic cooperation

between our two great nations.

No. I can't allow that.

We're in the middle of an investigation.

Hmm.

What are you doing?

Notes for my report.

"Check American definition of 'cooperation.'"

Dr. Filmore

will be your intern so he can

observe firsthand that

our definition of cooperation is the same

as our neighbors to the north.

By his own admission,

he's familiar with only 25%

of the bones in the human body.

Actually, I just completed my PhD in forensic anthropology,

so I am now fully qualified to work with you...

as a peer.

Then that settles it.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Put on some gloves.

We're looking for human remains in these troughs.

We might not be able to recover

a complete skeleton because...

Because pigs eat human bones.

I grew up on a farm in Manitoba.

Angela...

Oh, hey. I can't do anything until I have a skull,

so I thought I'd just create something alive.

Not why I'm here.

It's, uh...

Science Monthly just contacted me

about their Outstanding Women of Science issue.

Oh. Brennan again?

No. Me.

They want me this year.

Oh, my God! Cam, that's fantastic!

Congratulations!

I should be happy, but I just feel uncomfortable.

Brennan?

Yeah. She can sometimes feel...

I don't know how to say it.

That all awards should go to her?

And I don't really care.

I could just tell the magazine no.

Oh, no. Don't be ridiculous.

This is... this is a huge honor,

and we're all going to celebrate this,

including Brennan.

You have to enjoy this.

Smile. You deserve it.

Aah. This will be easier.

So, the pump creates suction

and delivers the contents of the troughs into this

sluice box, which will separate liquid

from particulates greater than .03 millimeters.

Quite the impressive contrivance, Dr. Hodgins.

Right? All right.

Here we go.

Yeah! Oh!

It appears to working.

You know, this death

might just be an accident.

We had a farmhand

who fell into the trough after

drinking to excess. The pigs must have

thought he was delicious, because there was nothing left.

Well, considering this person was

dismembered, I would rule out an accident.

Yes.

Oh. Ah.

Dark brown hair. Definitely human.

Well, the greater

sciatic notch indicates a male.

The auricular surface indicates an age range

between 29 and 35.

Huh. A central incisor.

Not in any way connected with the foot, of course.

This spatula shape indicates the victim was Caucasian.

Told you it would work, huh?

Well,

it's not the filter.

Can you hold that? Yes.

It's got to be

the hose.

Hey. Good news.

Cam got a call from Science Monthly.

They announced this year's

Outstanding Women of Science award.

Why did they call Cam?

Why didn't they just call me directly?

Because Cam is getting the award, sweetie.

Wow!

That's great. Yes, I'm very happy for her.

And you're happy for her, too, Brennan.

Very happy.

Because she's your friend.

Yes.

Just the-the descriptor is "outstanding."

All right, we're all good to go.

You know, Science Monthly is

an exceptional mag... Oh! My.

Don't move,

Dr. Filmore.

You're covered in evidence.

It's no problem.

Just like being back on the farm.

Oh, here's a piece...

Thank you. ...that's important.

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A foot!

A foot is not necessarily

the solution to this forensic puzzle.

I see you haven't lost your conviction

that you have all the answers.

Well, I am outstanding and without peer in my field.

I assume that is why

your government wanted you to observe me.

What are you writing now?

Oh, just an observation that Americans are hubristic,

and Canadians must deal with this challenge

in future cooperative ventures.

Facts are not hubris, Dr. Filmore.

The left side of the frontal bone, including the supraorbital

foramen, as well as the maxilla,

and the right zygomatic are all missing.

Facial reconstruction would prove difficult for Angela.

It appears there's a fracture on the occipital,

and avulsion fractures on the left mastoid process.

Confirming that a hit and tear

from the occipital to the mastoid

as a possible cause of death.

Hey. So, the hair sample carried traces

of beeswax and hempseed oil.

Think our victim had dreadlocks. Victim had blonde hair.

That dark brown hair could belong to the killer.

All right, well,

Cam's running a DNA on both samples,

but I also found traces of chestnuts

imbedded on the victim's clothing.

You know,

at our farm, when the pigs wouldn't eat,