The Lady Iron Chef (美女食神)

Why is Ceci late again?

She must be moonlighting somewhere.

She is here.

Why are you so late?

Ceci! Why are you so late?

I worked as an extra yesterday night. Just off duty this morning.

The director asked me to play another role.

So I could get another $5.000! Of course I did.

But then I found I had to kiss someone.

That bastard was like an octopus and kept touching me.

I just bit his lips.

And now his lips swelled like sausages.

Hurry up, we are late!

Kin Kin, On On, let's go. We're late.

Mom, there are many people inside.

Please don't call us "Kin Kin" and "On On".

It sounds like we are pandas.

On On, is it alright?

No problem, auntie.

- You are wicked! - What's wrong?

Give us a hand, thank you!

Louder!

My dearest guests.

The Supreme Dim Sum competition...

is now begun!

T. Rex Dumpling

Ladies and Gentlemen.

The T. Rex Dumpling is made of fresh lobster.

This is the biggest dumpling in the Great China region.

The most delicious and magnificent prawn dumpling!

Welcome to "Heavenly King" to try it!

Nauseous.

Why are you throwing up? You haven't tasted it.

How much is this T. Rex Dumpling?

It costs $38 each.

Can you buy a whole lobster with $38?

Then it must be a dead lobster, not a fresh lobster.

And this pasta...

It is too thick because the dumpling is too big.

You must have steamed it in the morning, and put it aside until now.

A thick pasta covering a dead lobster for a few hours...

It won't smell nice.

Smell it yourself!

Kin Kin, how can he be a chef after such a knock down from you?

He is a jerk...

A lion or a tiger will not eat this.

He will only bring shame to this competition.

Take him away.

The second competitor...

is "Master of BBQ Pork Bun" Chef Siu!

His masterpiece is... BBQ Pork Bun in Pineapple!

Knock!

BBQ Pork Bun in Pineapple

How come it isn't a bun?

You will know very soon.

Smells nice!

Right. I scooped out a pineapple,

and put the BBQ pork buns inside... then steam them together.

The BBQ pork buns have absorbed the juices from the pineapple.

So we not have BBQ pork buns... but also the pineapple.

Really?

It is so delicious... that you wanna "die".

It's wonderful.

Wanna die.

You smear me without having even tasted it. Why?

Your buns do have wonderful smell,

but you forgot to drain the moisture off the pineapple.

When you steam it, all the juice will be absorbed by the buns.

The buns will become soggy!

Useless chef...

Wanna die!

I am a loser...

The third competitor is Chef Tong from "Honey House".

His masterpiece is "Rainbow Cake"!

Rainbow Cake

My Multi-layer Rainbow Cake...

is very good looking.

- It has a wonderful smell. - It's pretty.

It has 7 flavors.

It will melt your heart!

I should be the winner now.

Don't you want my judgment?

Of course.

Extremely Nauseating.

Have you... got it wrong?

It should be "Extremely Nice", right?

Give him a mirror.

Look.

Look at yourself, dirty teeth,

ugly running nose...

and dandruff everywhere...

If you were wearing a mask, you did have a chance to win.

Let's think about it. He did this lovely cake...

with so much dirt.

You do it yourself.

You are too mean.

Dearest Madame To and Mr. To...

You have found fault with the dim sum made by these 3 chefs.

Then...

Right, for today...

there will be no winner?

You're wrong. I have invited another chef to enter this competition.

Her ancestors had been royal chefs of the Qing Dynasty...

She is from the Rice family in Beijing.

Condoleezza Rice?

She is the daughter of Mr. Rice. Chairman of the Beijing Rice Catering Group.

Miss Jade Rice!

She is SO tall.

She is pretty.

Honorable guests.

this is my dim sum... "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

Please try it.

Fried corn?

Are you kidding?

It does not smell like corn.

How can this be regarded as the Supreme Dim Sum?

You must be kidding.

Wonderful.

Really?

You jerks, taste it yourself!

They aren't corn...

They are super-mini-steamed pork dumplings with crabmeat.

It is delicious!

Each one is crispy.

The crabmeat inside is tastefully hot...

which leaves a wonderful taste in one's mouth.

Smell so sweet and taste so silky. It's wonderful.

I feel like... I am enjoying a bubble bath.

It's really great!

I announce that the winner today is...

Miss Jade Rice.

Hurry up...

Hi, let me introduce myself...

I am H.O. To.

I am the personal assistant of the chairman...

of the To Catering Group.

Hi, I am May.

May.

She is Ceci and this is Ling.

Hi!

You come from the same modeling company, right?

You're so clever. You've got it right I can see that.

No need to be a slut.

Which car do you drive?

You are so direct. I drive the Audi.

- Audi? - Yes.

Richard Lee also drives the Audi as well...

Yes. I lent him that car.

Can you drive me home?

Of course.

But you'd have to come with me to my home first, cause my car is at my home.

And then I'll drive you home, okay?

- Sure. Let's go. - OK.

On On, are you flirting with those beer ladies?

Mom, to be exact, they are not beer ladies.

They are... Miss Joyful.

We are models!

Models, beer ladies and Miss Joyful are just the same.

Not everyone can wear designer clothing well.

Kin Kin, On On, let's go!

Yes.

Bye.

The Rice family will open a restaurant in Hong Kong.

It will surely become a 4-stars restaurant for the rich and wealthy.

Kin Kin, you should learn from Uncle Rice.

Learn to be creative like him.

Of course.

Not at all.

Where is Jade?

She is preparing our dinner in the kitchen.

Mom, is there anything wrong?

What's the problem?

Don't make a fuss.

You should eat vegetarian food today.

You should have told me earlier!

It's fine...

When you were talking with Jade two days ago,

she knew that already.

She knows that you have to eat vegetarian food today.

So all dishes tonight are vegetarian.

Jade is so kind to me!

Kin Kin, there are not many girls like this now.

Auntie.

I have prepared 6 dishes for you.

Carp, crystal ham, leg of lamb, yellow mud roasted chicken, cabbage,

and stewed shark fin.

How about fried rice?

Didn't we say vegetarian food tonight?

Is this chicken supposed to be vegetarian?

Why don't you taste it first?

Wonderful!

This vegetarian chicken was soaked with mushroom sauce.

The chicken bones were made of taro.

Fried until they are crispy...

It's so delicious...

Auntie, try some crystal ham and carp.

Such a beauty!

Let me have a try.

The crystal ham is made of 12 layers of dried bean curd sheets.

Egg white is put between each layer.