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D'you know what? I listen to all my friends,

and I don't get the one of you. You're all neurotic,

bitching, worried, and insecure.

Mate, what the hell for?

We're 23 years old.

We don't have wives, we don't have kids.

We don't own anything that owns US.

For god's sake, we barely have jobs.

And we are here.

This is the greatest time of our lives.

You should do what I do. Yeah, what's that?

Do what you want.

Do what you feel.

Trust the universe.

And when you do, trust me...

it will all work out.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you sleep all right?

Yeah, yeah. You?

You were kind of out of it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

No, it's okay.

Last night was one of the best nights of my life.

Me, too.

Can I use your bathroom? Yeah.

Last night was the worst night of my life!

What happened?

Well, first...

first of all, I slept with apple.

What's wrong with that?

Mick, I can't sleep with apple

because I'm in love with Cassie, and apple is Cassie's friend.

So... why did you sleep with apple?

Dude, I don't know. I don't know, okay?

Last night was so fucked up.

All right, calm down, calm down.

Start from the beginning

and tell me what happened.

Okay. Fuck.

Um... whew.

Okay, so, I'm at the club...

And I'm spinning. Wait a second.

Actually, you know what?

I'm gonna go further back than that.

To where?

To two nights before last.

Okay. What happened then?

Oh, man.

Cassie. I have wanted her from the moment I met her.

That was so pathetic.

Um...

It's okay. Are you okay?

No, i... i'm...

that's very sweet of you to say,

but obviously that was ridiculous.

Uh, thank you so much for being so sweet.

Hey, do you mind, can I take a picture of you real quick?

Are you kidding me?

You're not kidding me.

This is... okay.

God, kill me.

Are you done? Are we...

You happy? Yeah.

Okay, that's what I live for.

I'm Cassie.

Hi. Ryan. Hi.

Good to meet you. Yeah, you, too.

Sorry.

Uh... so, would you want to have some lunch?

Yeah. Okay.

Do you have a napkin for him?

So, ever since then, I've wanted to be an actress.

Well, all right.

How can somebody so... Hot

be so incredibly sweet?

I mean...

Are you, like, a real person, or...

Yeah.

You are?

Yes.

Me, too.

But only with you,

so don't tell anybody.

I would've married her right there.

Too bad she wasn't so sure.

Here you go.

Okay, so...

Should I call you, like, tomorrow night?

Yeah.

As friends, yeah?

Yeah, friends. Yeah.

We went through everything together...

all her asshole boyfriends...

Paul is such an asshole!

All my part-time girlfriends...

This is Angelica.

This is Lila.

Krystal.

Hi.

We spent almost every day together...

all the good times, bad times, sad times.

Moments I'll never forget.

I thought it would be this way forever.

But who knew three nights ago

we'd go out, get drunk,

and the next thing I know...

Yeah, I know all this, mate.

Tell me you shagged her.

No.

You won't tell me,

but you did, didn't you?

No. No?

No! Shit.

Why not?

Dude, because we were, like, fuckin' wasted,

and if we're gonna be together,

I want it to be 100% right.

You know? So I walked her to her door.

So, tonight was, like,

one of the greatest nights of my entire life.

Okay, so I'll just see you tomor... okay.

That's it?

Don't you see what's going on here?

Cassie feels the same way about me as I feel about her.

Well, that's lovely, mate.

No, but... see, you don't know Cassie.

Now she's scared. She's been avoiding me.

She won't take any of my calls.

But I knew that she would be at the club last night.

Oh, no. Fuck!

What? Where? What?

Sarah.

Hi.

And the problem is?

She's, like, this psycho groupie stalker.

And she comes to every one of my shows.

Put that in the one in the front.

And she makes these passes at me, dude.

Delaney, they get weirder and weirder.

And weirder? Yeah, I don't detect a problem, Ryan.

Dude, we've talked about this.

It's not about that anymore. I've changed.

What, like a sex change?

Hey, seriously. No, that's great.

You're, like, a nobel prize winner.

I'd have sex with you... Immediately.

Listen, honestly, it's a really important night for me,

and I don't need a scene, okay?

So, I need you to keep that girl away from me.

I'll do it for 100 bucks. What?!

I need the money, Ryan!

I am not giving you money, and you know why.

Dude, you're my friend.

Go do it.

Go. Go!

All right, fine. Okay?

You're wanted in the office.

Wait, what?

You're wanted in the office.

Okay.

Whoa. Hi.

Listen, this can't happen, Sarah,

because I've...

I've actually found somebody

that I want to spend the rest of my life with.

That's great. Mm-hm.