Dogman

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Easy, sweetie.

Cutie-pie! My lovely!

Want a treat?

A treat.

I'll give you a shampoo, come on.

Behave.

Behave...

Good boy.

Very good boy.

Now your head.

Turn that way. Good boy, sweetie.

Turn the other way.

Turn.

Like that, good.

Come on.

Good boy, that's it.

Again, the other side. Turn.

Good boy, that's the way.

Franco, let's go!

Our players. You're the man, Alfredo!

Alfredo!

Tonight's good for everybody?

- Them too? - We're all set.

- They're strong those two. - They're young and fast.

I know these hands, whose are they?

Alida, Daddy's sweet love!

Daddy!

- Hi, enjoy it, everyone! - Hi.

- Well? - All good?

So, you'll bring her to me at 8, can you manage?

- Of course. - OK.

- Bye, Mummy. - Bye, love.

Come here, Daddy's beautiful girl.

My beautiful girl!

Go, pour some water here.

A bit more. Don't worry, keep going, or else it stings his eyes.

There we go, good job.

We need a little bit more.

This one here, get rid of it,

all these ends...

This one here.

- Alida, keep going. - OK.

Well?

- No, my hand hurts. - What did you do?

What did I do?

Heard you beat up two Romanians, is it true?

- Who? - You beat up two Romanians.

And it took ten cops to stop you, is it true?

Got any coke?

- I do, but... - I can't hear you.

My daughter's here.

I'll give you some, but then you gotta go.

Yeah.

Simone, nice and full.

But now you gotta go.

No, you said you'd go.

Simone, please, my daughter's here.

My daughter's here, please, I mean it.

Go somewhere else.

Where are you going? Simone?

Simone, you said you'd go. No, not here, please.

Come on, Simone!

My daughter's here, don't you get it?

Can't you go somewhere else?

Open the tap at least!

- Alida. - Yes.

My stuff?

- How are you? - All good. Finished work?

- Not yet. - Good.

- See you later. - Bye.

- Hello, how are you? - Hey, Marcello.

- You son of a bitch! - Here, take this.

- Took your fuckin' time, huh? - You gotta pay for this.

Take it. I gotta go now. I left the shop open.

- Do it. - What?

- Simone... - Do it, line it up.

- What, here? - Yeah, here.

Do it here. I'm the boss here.

- Hey, it's been two hours! - Wait.

Wait, what? Unbelievable, again!

Again!

Did you break it?

Fuck you. This one's new.

I put 300 euros in it.

- What did you put in? - 300 euros.

You been playing for half an hour and you sunk 300 euros?

- Just look at this mess. - Gimme back 300 euros.

Give you what? Get outta here.

What the fuck you doing? What the fuck...

Simone, stop it! What are you doing?

Stop it, I'll give it to you!

Stop it! Stop it!

What's the matter with him today?

Here, take this 100.

Come on.

What are you doing?

What's going on?

All right, all right, I'll give it to you. Calm down.

Leave it here!

Here, 300. Now beat it!

Just look at this. Unbelievable.

Oh, sorry, give me a hand to put it back.

Come on, Francesco, I'll give you a hand.

Let's put it back there.

- What's got into him today? - You know what he's like.

Go, go, easy.

- Easy. - That's it. Easy.

- Don't let these people in anymore. - What can I do? He's a loose cannon.

It's easy to say don't let him in...

And a little bit. There. Come here, sweetheart.

Be good, though.

Look. Good boy.

Eat there. This is yours.

Go over there, come on.

Here. Take this.

Here.

Again? This is mine.

What's wrong? You want some pasta? Don't you like the kibble?

Here, one for you...

...one for me. No!

Cut that out, I'll give it to you.

One for you...

That's it. Good.

And one for me.

What are you doing?

Be good. I'll give it to you.

Let me watch the film.

There.

Good.

You ready?

Daddy!

Hurry up. You don't have much time.

A bit here.

Daddy, use hairspray and comb. Raise the topknot.

Daddy, comb her.

Comb all of her.

Yes, comb her everywhere. You need to comb all of her.

More?

Thank you.

For his perfect use of straight scissors,

first place goes to Dalio Frilova Tano!

- A beautiful standard poodle, well done! - Congratulations.

First place on the podium for the photo.

Come on.

Let's call the judges, too.

We have three magnificent specimens of poodle,

three beautiful sizes.

Marcello!

Hey, Simone.

- What's up? - Come with us. We need you.

- No, I'm going home. - It's an easy job, c'mon.

- I gotta feed the dog. - Come on, get in.

- But what are you up to? - Come on.

- Come on, let's go. - Simone, what are you up to?

Come on!

Hit it, Marcello!

Go, go!

Good. That's it, go.

Open the bag.

- This is good stuff, look. - It's all good stuff.

- I know. - Check it out. Even better!

- Did you take this one? - Yeah.

We took everything. Cash too. Here it is.

- Did you hear that fucking Chihuahua? - Fuckin' thing's mouth was like an alarm!

The little shit bugged me. I grabbed it and put it on ice.

- What does that mean? - I threw it in the freezer.

- What do you mean, in the freezer? - Inside the freezer!

- That's why I couldn't hear him anymore. - Of course you couldn't.

- But he'll die. - Who gives a shit!

Little fucker would've sent us to jail.

A pair of earrings and a bracelet. See ya.

- Wait! This all you gonna give me? - What? What?

- Marcello, you didn't do shit. - That's enough, he didn't do shit.

Here. Buy yourself some gas.

Come on. Hey!

Come on.

Good girl.

Hey, sweetie?

Hey!

Sweetie-pie.

Come here.

Beautiful girl.

Did you make it, sweetie?

Come here.

Come here. Go, like that. Good girl, go.

There you go. Good girl.

What did they do to you, sweetie? What did they do to you, sweetie-pie?

My little darling.

Come here, gorgeous.

You've bounced back, huh? Come on. Come on. You can make it. Good girl!

Go.

Off you go.

Go.

No, don't come with me. You stay here.

Not much.

Not much at all.

- Not much, how much? - 150 euros.

- 150 euros for all this stuff? - What stuff?

Pearls, diamonds...