The Blonde Fury (師姐大晒)

Executive Producer: LEONARD HO KOON-CHEUNG

Producer: COREY YUEN KWAI

Planning: WU MA

Production Manager: JESSICA CHAN PUI-WAH

Executive Planning: WOO PO-CHIU & SHUM CHI-LEUNG

Screenplay: SHUM CHI-LEUNG

Story: TOMMY SHAM SAI-SHING

Starring: CYNTHIA ROTHROCK, CHIN SIU-HO

Starring: MANG HOI, ELIZABETH LEE MEI-FUNG

Director: MANG HOI

Here, I'm returning the sisters to you.

How are you? Haven't seen you in five years.

You kept them all so skinny.

You're really mean!

And you're still sarcastic!

Before you left last time, you forced me to be a "turtle lady" (bawd)

I did you a favour by bringing back a few of your children.

Do they look like me?

The movements are similar, why else would we call you "elephant"?

Forget about it!

That was my nickname as a child.

Call me that now and I'll turn hostile.

I like it.

"Elephants can dance, monkeys can climb trees, and do somersaults."

How comfortable.

Bathing straight off the plane.

Is water regulated in America, or are you trying to save on your water bill?

I've got an important work interview to prepare for.

Not for taking part in Miss Hong Kong?

Sure, but my assets aren't as good as yours!

You're so bad! You got me all wet!

Daddy!

It could have been anyone you just called "Daddy".

How did you know you got the right number?

Daddy, I recognised your silly voice.

You said you'd accompany me to the Bar Association party.

I can't, my classmate just arrived from America.

I'm going to eat with her.

Male or female?

Half and half.

Bitch! Half male, half female?

That's all!

- OK, I promise it'll be done. Don't fret. - May I ask where Miss Miu's office is?

- May I ask--? - Take this over for me.

Our column will be launched next week.

Please give me more resources. Thanks.

May I ask where Miss Miu's office is?

I expect this batch to be printed on time.

Miss Miu, there's a Miss Cindy to see you.

Ask her to come in.

- Thanks - You're welcome.

You came back from America to apply for this job.

I understand your ambitious foreigner mentality.

Everyone here wants to make a buck.

But, this job requires drive.

Also, one must be a bitch to be successful.

I know, all scoops must be responsible, it's quality, not quantity that counts.

Don't worry about hurting others if the news is valuable.

Seems Miss Miu must have reported many scoops to be able to sit in this position.

Hope you find a scoop soon.

Ask Big Talker to come in.

Boss, the draft is almost done.

I'm not talking about that.

I'm introducing you to a new partner.

Who's a shit?!

Long time no see! You still like to say "oh, shit"?

So you two know each other?

- Oh, sure. - Show her around, then.

This here is our newspaper office.

As the name suggests, you must report everything to me.

And I'll take care of everything.

Now, don't think that helping me in front of Miss Miu makes you my benefactor.

Now to help you find your way;

when you do something wrong, you have to admit it, OK?

Come this way.

Now, this is the photo lab... for brewing milky tea and coffee.

We can go in and make coffee anytime.

Hey, yellow squares!

- What about yellow squares? - Yellow squares mean "keep out!"

- Oh, that means no one can enter? - Sure, but not you and me.

The boss, the owner, the senior editor...

- anyone else enters, they'll be fired! - Hey, Big Talker Chung!

There's a fire in Diamond Hill. You better hurry up and go!

So what? Better it burns to the ground!

Hey, you're so ruthless!

It's important for a reporter to be bitchy, ruthless, and thick-skinned.

The way you look, you're likely to take the blame.

Pfft, it's not that serious!

Now, you go to the front, I'll do the logistics.

Come on!

My daughter's still up there!

I have to save my daughter!

Daughter!

Mummy's here, daughter--

A child!

Step aside, someone needs rescuing. Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Wow, what luck! We're first on the scene.

Let's take shots from different angles.

Then we won't have to bother with the next one.

The China Daily's counting on you!

Let me dash into the fire to take some pictures.

With so many whores coming and going, of course, it'll catch fire!

The "Blonde Pussy" plots against me?

Whoa, there really is a blonde pussy!

This picture has flesh and blood. The China Daily is saved!

Did you get scared? Don't be afraid.

Wow, maternal love is truly great!

Tai Bo, take a few more pictures.

- You want to take pictures of me? - Miss, don't worry!

Even if it get's published, we'll cover your eyes.

- Don't you worry! - No worries, shoot what you want.

And such a nice smile.

Miss, you're really open-minded.

Most of your colleagues refuse to appear in the paper.

No big deal. It's important to be recognised in our line of work.

I often send pictures to the weekly mags.

Oh, so you're a porno mag girl!

Daughter, you're alright!

- Take her back. - Thanks a lot!

Hey... isn't that child yours?

Don't misunderstand. My career has just begun.

Now isn't the time to have a baby.

Whoa, did you have to end up like this?

It's alright, I'm fine.

Sorry, I'm going to work now.

- Hey! - What?

- You want her to work like this? - She's being paid, she should work!

Have you no humanity? You force her to work looking like that!

Oh, it's no big deal. It's my job, I have to do it.

Did you hear that? Mind your own business!

No way! I can't stand it! I won't let you do it with him.

Oh, then if not me, should she do it with you?

What?! You take me for an international whore-hound?

- Any chicken (whore) will do? - Right!

What's this talk about chickens?

You think our newspaper sells chickens?

Newspaper? So you're a colleague?

I thought you were a whore!

- Hello, China Daily. - This is the telephone company.

If you don't pay the phone bill within three days we'll cut the line.

Cut it, then...

Tell him to cut it. The boss will cut his wrists, eventually.

Thanks!

Ah Sze, something useful.

A dismembered corpse case!

Whoa, isn't that trivial?

- Move the knight back. - Sha Tau Kok.

Whoa, so far?! I'll sit askew first.

If you don't go, how do I explain it?

That's easy.

- Male or female? - Female.

Siu Wong!

Is there anything to gain from following that foreign lady?

She risks her life, we can't fail.

Whoa, shooting a dismembered corpse case?

Smart-arse!

Not going to the scene? That's just being lazy!

What? You're damn right! We haven't been paid in two months.

What should we do, then? You tell me...

- Crazy! - That's right!

I know that Ah Hoi's experience is the same as ours.

Now, the director's your dad.

It's better you step forward and tell him to his face...

- not to delay our wages any longer, OK? - Sounds good!

Our livelihoods rest on you.

- I... can't do it! - You can do it!

Well, today's the deadline.

If you don't pay us by tomorrow, you won't have a newspaper.

Even the toilet paper will be taken!

Alright, then...

So, it's a deal. The paper will be delivered on time.

What an inconvenience! I've been forced to lie.

Sit and drink some tea.

Dad.

You can talk about anything other than money.

I'm not talking to you about money, I'm talking to you about wages.

I told you not to talk about money!

Did I say I wouldn't pay them?

You never said you would pay!

Paying our wages will make everyone work harder and boost morale.

Morale can't be bought with money, it comes out of pressure.

Our sales have fallen to the bottom in Hong Kong.

Dad, I figured a way out.

It's possible to hire first-class talent without paying first-class wages.

You take me for a first-class idiot?

I'd just follow the reporters from the Asian Post and steal their news.

Don't talk nonsense! You'll wish your dad into an early grave!

We're working against the clock.

Will you miss the date?

We never miss our dates. Don't you worry.

They're waiting inside for the paper.

- Hurry up! - I'm coming!

Bro, I'm working non-stop and need to catch my breath!

I just finished work upstairs and am now dead busy down here!

Don't you want to get off work?

Where are you going after work?

I'm playing mahjong with Ah Leung.

You'll surely lose. Why bother playing?

You have a rotten mouth!