Bring It On

I'm sexy, I'm cute

I'm popular to boot

I'm bitching, great hair

The boys all love to stare

I'm wanted, I'm hot

I'm everything you're not

I'm pretty, I'm cool

I dominate this school

Who am I? Just guess

Guys wanna touch my chest

I'm rocking, I smile

And many think I'm vile

I'm flying, I jump

You can look but don't you hump, whoo

I'm major, I roar

I swear I'm not a whore

We cheer and we lead

We act like we're on speed

Hate us 'cause we're beautiful

Well, we don't like you either

We're cheerleaders

We are cheerleaders, uh-huh

Call me Big Red

I'm Wh-Wh- Whitney

C-C-C-Courtney

Dude, it's Darcy

I'm Big Bad Carver, yeah

Just call me Kasey

I'm still Big Red

I sizzle, I scorch

But now I pass the torch

The ballots are in

And one girl had to win

She's perky, she's fun

And now she's number one

K-K-Kick it, Torrance

T- T- T- Torrance

I'm strong and I'm loud

I'm gonna make you proud

I'm T- T-T- Torrance

Your captain Torrance

Let's go, Toros

We are the Toros

The mighty, mighty Toros

We're so terrific

We must be Toros

- Yeah! - Go, Toros!

Yeah, come on! Yeah! All right!

Oh, my God!

- Nice rack! - Huh?

Oh, baby!

Serves her right!

Check out the hooters!

Holy shit.

Hey, hey, Mr. and Mrs. S.

Oh, look, it's Aaron.

Oh! Hello, Aaron.

Hey, can I help?

Oh, no. We're fine, thanks. Really. Stay in your vehicle.

You sure?

Bye! Be back later!

- Bye. - Bye, honey.

Hi.

Come on, Tor.

Can't mack on you in front of the parentals.

Bye-bye!

Remember, he's leaving for college.

Right.

So, are you excited?

Oh, yeah!

It's college, Tor. I'm really stoked, you know?

It's just, you know, I'm gonna miss you.

- Really? - Yeah.

But next year, it'll be you and me reunited

at Cal State Dominguez Hills.

I'll be the experienced sophomore,

you'll be the hot, new freshman.

Yup. It'll be just like high school, only better.

Dorm rooms.

Hmm.

I got the door, Tor.

Okay.

I got the door, Tor.

All right.

- What's up, Aaron? - Hey, what up, Grady?

- Hey! - Yeah!

Hey, hey, remember, when you get captain, act surprised, okay?

Don't jinx me.

Hi, Torrance.

Hey, Aaron.

Ah, ladies.

Good luck at school.

Thank you.

Oh, Aaron, come to one last practice?

You know you're still my favorite cheerleader.

- Aw! - Please?

I'm sorry, guys. I gotta run.

You're not staying for the vote?

Hey, I really gotta beat traffic.

I can't be late for orientation.

- But I really want... - Hey. Hey.

Mmm. Trust me. You're gonna get it.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

- Did you vote? - Oh, yeah.

Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.

He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.

Oh!

Courtney'll get captain.

The guys love clutching her butt.

Yeah, she's got a lot to hang on to.

What's plural for "butt"?

On one person, I mean.

She puts the "ass" in "massive."

You put the "lude" in "deluded."

Yo! Can I have all your votes?

- Mine. - Here's me.

Thank you.

We should get Big Red a gift, or at least someone should say something.

- Pass. - Good riddance.

I don't believe in osmosis.

It's not brown-nosing.

She's the departing captain.

She did a lot for this squad.

Oh, come on. Both of you sucked before she whipped you into shape.

Oh, whipped? Is that what that was?

No one will miss Big Red, Tor. She puts the "itch" in "bitch."

She puts the "whore" in "horrifying."

You know, it's her last practice. How would you feel?

Big Red has no feelings.

Just testicles.

You guys are all great athletes.

Thanks in large part to me.

And I know that your new captain will keep the tradition alive.

Leading you to the record sixth national

cheerleading championship, you know is yours.

So, let's meet your new leader, Torrance Shipman.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

That slut.

Okay, Listen up! I'd like to try a Wolf Wall.

- Oh, excellent! - Okay, yeah! We're all going to die.

Torrance has got the fever, people.

What's a Wolf's Wall?

Only the hardest pyramid known to cheerleading and mankind.

The words "big" and "britches" come to mind.

She's crazy. She'll kill us all.

Hello! Some of us have not spent the entire summer working out.

Right, Carver?

Come on, guys! Let's be different for once.

We can't just rest on our laurels.

Why does everybody say that?

Maybe a laurel's a good place to rest.

Come on, man. You guys suck. Let's do this.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six, seven, eight! Kick one.

Carver!

Five, six, seven, eight! And one! Stick it!

Come on, girls! Stick it for me!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Kick one!

Good job! Whoo!

Pinch some panties. Someone's slacking.

Do I look like a milkmaid?

'Cause somebody feels like a cow!

Carver, can you cradle out?

You bet I can.

Okay, ready? One, two, down, up!

Carver!

Carver!

Are you okay?

I'm fine, really.

Don't you guys worry about me. It's just a scratch.

I'll be back to practice tomorrow,

so don't you guys fret, okay?

And I don't want you to worry at all, because I'm a quick healer.

I promise, you guys. I'm gonna be there for you.

You hear me?

Guys?

Bye!

I got captain.

Yeah, and you sent a girl to the hospital on your first day.

Aye, aye, Captain!

You were listening on the phone? Mom!

It's true.

She really should get her own private line, you know.

She's growing up so fast.

Justin, go away.

- At ease, Captain. - Oh, shut up.

Well, this blistering academic schedule shouldn't get in your way.

You should be happy about that.

Why can't you accept the fact that I'm not a genius?

It just kills you that I'm not an honor student.

No. It kills me that you barely make time to study.

If you studied half as much as you cheer, you'd be in great shape.

Your priorities are...

No! Those are your priorities! Mine are just fine.

Look, I'm just saying that college might be less of a shock

if you take an extra lab or language course or something.

What do you think?

Will Advanced Chem get you off my back?