Bachna Ae Haseeno (बचना ऐ हसीनो)

"People might tell you not to love me."

"I'm very bad. I can steal your sleep, sweep you off your feet."

"I can hold you in my arms and make you lose yourself."

"lI can cook up stories."

"Wherever you hide your heart, I can steal itin.."

"..a couple of meetings, with a few words."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"An admirer of beauty, an enemy of beauty."

"My style differs from the others."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"I'll tease you in front of the world, won't spare you."

"Even if you look away, I'll ensure that our eyes meet."

"Go on, I'll see what excuses you come up with."

"I'll fling my heart at you."

"I'll trap you by making false promises."

"An admirer of beauty, an enemy of beauty."

"My style differs from the others."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"My style differs from the others."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

"Beware, O beautiful ones.. I've arrived..."

'Love. Affection. Fondness. Passion.

Whenever it happens with someone..

..it changes one's life..

..the heart starts beating faster and makes you sigh.

It gives you sleepless nights..

..one tends to daydream..

..it teaches you what it means to love someone.'

It teaches you how to take those seven steps..

..which lead to the journey of seven lives..

If you're lucky, you find your love, in just one shot..

My case is different.. I am a killer..

I found this love three times..

1996.. it was a fantastic year. Thanks to Narsimha Rao.

I at least knew three such people..

..who had Motorola cell phones..

And Sachin and I can now ask for Pepsi with style..

..during the interval of every movie.

'Cut to April 1996.. and now, me, Sachin..

..Pico and JB left for Europe with style..

..through the affordable package of Dhingra tours..

..and travels private limited..'

To see Europe and its girls..

Hey, what's this.. There are only cows..

..and grass in the entire Switzerland, and mountains..

Wrong! Zero on ten.. imported cows, imported grass, imported mountains.

Hey, Raj, my score..

Hey, Sachin, my game.. it's your fault..

..what will I do with the imported grass?

Where are the imported girls?

You should thank me, it's the cheapest tour.

Then even the girls would be the same..

Yes, not a single girl tried to entice me as yet.

You fool..

Hey, call me JB, atleast it sounds cool.

Okay, so now I'll have to lie..

..that I went around with 4-5 girls during this holiday..

'But I didn't know there was a sweet..

..romantic girl in the same train.. so romantic..

That after watching 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge' 17 times..

..she left on Eurail.. hoping that..

..she might also find her Raj, like Simran

One finds a hero quickly in films..

..but this entire tour is about to end. I am unfortunate.

I will have to go back and quietly marry the hosiery..

..prince from Ludhiana, district Phillaur

Hey, even the hosiery prince will do..

..it's just that he must look like Tom Cruise.

Smiles like Shah Rukh.

Has eyes like Aamir Khan..

Has voice like Amitabh.

Talks like Salman. - And romances like Raj..

Mahi! DDLJ again? Raj doesn't exist.

Maybe he does exist..

Where are you going?

To find Raj..

I am going to the bathroom, you fool..

I'm going to the bathroom.

Why are you announcing Raj?

Guys, there's a beautiful girl in the train..

Hey! There's a very cute boy in the train..

Where? - There..

Friends, brace yourselves.. 'Love in Switzerland'..

.. mission begins at the next station.

Hey are you watching a film? Give it to me.

Okay, let's go confidently and greet them.

You greet them.

Me? - Yes, you..

Okay, follow me..

Excuse me.. - Yes?

Hi! I'm Sachin, and.. these are my friends; Raj, JB and Pico.

Really? Did you hear, Mahi! Who's Raj amongst you?

He's Raj.. Raj dear. say hello to your sisters..

Yes? Can I help you?

Umm..

Are you dumb?

No.. no.. sir.. - Then what's the problem?

Sir.. I.. sir.. I was looking for the toilet.

Here?! - I can't help it..

Go upstairs and take a left.

Th.. thank you, sir..

The one in pink is mine! Wow, Pinky..

Oh no, I chose her.

Is it a school bus seat that you're choosing?

Hey, Sachin..

Sachin! So? Did you find out anything?

Yes.. the toilet is outside, to the left.

What?!

Did you go and find out about this?

If you're so confident then go..

.. and find out directly from the girls' parents..

Best of luck, I am going to the toilet..

Hey..

Where have these parents landed from?

From Punjab.. - Now?

Now say thank you. - Why?

I've got all the information.

What are you saying?

The one in pink.. - Pinky?

No, Sweety, she plays basketball at the state level.

She's sporty.. how sweet!

Hey you too are a cute basketball..

And the one with the specs is Mona..

..English honours from Amritsar University.

Forget about them, tell me about mine.

Mahi..

Mahi? Huh?

What have you to do with the name?

Do you want information or not? - Sorry.. tell me, tell me.

She's looking for Raj..

Why? Why is she looking for me?

I haven't done anything as yet..

You know that movie, 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaaenge'?

Its hero, Raj. All girls are crazy about him.

She seems crazier than the rest.

I didn't get you. Who was in that film?

Shah Rukh Khan! - Is she looking for Shah Rukh?

No, you fool.. Raj! Her romantic hero!

Two hearts unite on Eurail. Like it happened in DDLJ.

It was all rubbish. Stupid Hindi film. I went off to sleep.

Tell me the story.

Whose?

About the movie.. about Raj..

But narrate it in short.

Is it emotional?

Do you want to listen to it or not? - Sorry, sorry, narrate

Sure? - Yes, sure, sure.

Preeti, did you hear?

What?

Nothing.

Thank you, Thank you .

If he's singing, that doesn't mean he's Raj.

Whoever he is, he's very cute.

If your papa sees that, then you'll be dead.. Cute, huh!

Come on, we have to click photos too.

You go ahead.. I'll see you directly on the train.

Go on!

Where are the girls?

They are in the front seats.

Deal the cards.

Where's Mahi?

She must be with uncle and aunty behind.

As aunty always forces her to play cards.

Shit.. Mahi.. stop.

Where's the chain?

Oh, hi!

Yes, we are in the same train.

We were..

What do you mean? Don't be silly..

I am not silly, you're blind.

It was here, right? Now it's not. What does that mean?

But.. how is this possible? This is a foreign country...

..how can we miss the train here?

Now?

I'll help you. Don't worry, I'll talk to the station master,

he'll pass the message to your mummy and papa..

..and that we'll meet in Zurich. Ok?

Thanks..

Oh.. by the way, I am Ra;..

Raj?

And..

Oh! Sorry! I am Mahi.

I'll just be back.

Wow! What a name mummy has given me. Raj!

Hi! Excuse me. When is the next train to Zurich?

6 in the evening..

And the next one after that?

6 in the morning.

Did you find out anything?

The next train is at 6.

67 That means just in the next three hours? Thank God.

Err..

"We're in Switzerland, just Mahi and her Raj..

and cows and their grass..

You shouldn't tell the truth at such a time, dear...

No, 6 o'clock tomorrow evening.

We'll have to go to Zurich by bus.