DuckTales

Are we going to the store, or...

Quiet. I'm in the middle of a Vision Beast battle of wills.

So, it's a staring contest?

It's not just a staring contest!

It's a...

Nice try, McDuck,

but your family bickering

will never get me to look away, never!

It's a staring contest.

Excuse me, this area

of the Duckburg Billionaires' Club

is only for our elite members,

the crème de la crème,

the finest ducks in Duckburg!

Oh! Is that...?

Yup.

Old guys, nice clubhouse you've got here.

Got a real "I'm so rich I don't care how I look" quality about it.

Rich peeps! I'm tagging us.

I'm sorry, who are you?

Seriously? Mark Beaks?

Founder and CEO of Waddle?

Soon-to-be newest addition to the of the Duckburg Billionaires' Club, come on!

- Meh! - And creator

of the newest tech innovation, Project Tahdah!

It's everything you think it is and nothing you're expecting.

I'll flip you my Peep deets so you can follow my updates.

I don't understand half those words.

Whoa, weird.

I wouldn't have thought you successful guys

would be so behind the times.

Allow me to take you to the future.

Remix!

Pew! Pew pew pew pew!

Pew a-roo!

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Wait for it. Wait for it!

Ohhhhhhh!

That was Mark Beaks!

He's right in there!

Oh, man, I'm almost breathing the same air as him.

Oh, ingenuity.

Come on, like I couldn't be

a young, influential business guy?

What?

Oh. Oh!

You were serious?

It's just you're more

the crazy, irresponsible, fun guy

than the serious, brilliant, successful guy.

You don't know!

At least I'm not the guy

who just reads about people who do stuff guy.

I could be a bigger deal than Beaks in three years, tops!

I'll pay for that in three years. I am very sorry.

*DUCK TALES (2017)* Season 01 Episode 07 Title: "The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!"

Keep making dat money, y'all!

See you in $2 million and counting!

Stuck up old money-duddies.

Don't even have a social media presence.

Mr. Beaks, I'm Dewey, future astronaut president...

Can you sign this? You're my hero and a genius!

Genius? You two, I like how much you like me!

That shows real smarts!

Come by the offices and I'll hook you up with a tour.

Maybe even an after-school job?

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!

Pew! Pew pew-pew!

- You mean it?! - Sure. Why not.

Amazing sauce. I'll text you.

Internship starts maana!

Ach...

What, did you say something?

I was just grumbling.

Well, do it louder.

Then it's not grumbling!

Gah, I hate this music.

We've got to do something about New Guy.

I never had Lou's Pie.

No, New Guy!

Oh, agreed! Let's get rid of him!

Great. Now I want pie!

Wait, no!

Hah! See you tomorrow, Flinty.

Let's see.

Can Do Attitude, check.

Professional posture... check.

Completed checklist, check.

Wow, I can't believe we get to be interns

at Waddle for Mark Beaks!

Yeah, I'm mostly doing it to show off this bad boy.

- What is that? - Oh, this?

It's my super serious business briefcase.

"What brilliant business secrets

is he hiding in there?"

Who knows?!

You can't open the lock, can you?

Nope.

Welcome to Waddle,

where imagination and innovation

get married and have babies!

Digital high-five app,

so you never get left hanging,

or, you know, have to touch anyone.

Come, roll with Beaks.

Here are the high-impact trampolines,

the low-impact trampolines,

and, of course, the no-impact trampolines.

Those are fun.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Slides are the new stairs.

Ha! That's actually pretty cool!

If, by cool, you mean statistically proven

to increase employee productivity.

Huh! This guy.

Oh, before you ask,

yeah, it's all made of candy.

You're welcome.

Ooh, wow!

Who knew work could be so awesome?

Mark Beaks did. Blamo!

He talks the way I want to live!

Here are your official Waddle trainee beanies.

Congratulations, weenies!

Oh, P.S., there's only space for one intern,

so one of you is going home by the end of the day.

Cool? Cool. Beaks out!

One internship?!

Well, hehe, you didn't really want it anyway,

so I'll just tell Mr. Beaks to give it to me.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Sliding my way to billions?

Licking other people's stuff?

It's everything I never knew I always wanted!

I am in!

This is about more than just goofing around.

Whee!

You're doing it wrong.

This is supposed to be efficient, not fun.

Whee.

Ha! I'm about to be a billionaire!

And when Scrooge tries

to follow me online, I'll block him.

Man, you are killing it today, Beaks!

Sir, you can't go in there!

Stop right there!

Ooh, neat!

Mr. Beaks, allow me to introduce myself.

Falcon Graves, Professional Corporate Saboteur and...

Professional is right, man! That suit game is on point.

As I was saying, unfortunately for you,

I've been hired to steal your coveted Project Tahdah.

What are you doing?

I'm just updating my status to "hostage."

Feel like this could be huge for my online presence.

Oh, uh, were you not done with your speech?

Get me to Research & Development.

Hey, let him go. Aah!

Immediately.

Turn that nonsense off!

I already tried. It's impossible.

Well, how was I supposed to know the "On" button

and the "Off" button were the same button?

Did you sleep here last night?

Don't be ridiculous.

Who can sleep when you're plotting against a nemesis?

That cocky Mark Beaks may be

the only man I hate as much as you!

I know the feeling.

So now I propose we get rid of him.

Do we really need a slideshow?

Ha! Sweet, naive Scroogy.

Leave the devious planning to the professionals.

You're in my world now, McDuck.

Yeah, all right. Show me what you've got.

No, you're actually on my side of the room.

Ooh, task lists! This is a place of dreams!

Oh, I don't know, Dewey, this looks like

a whole bunch of boring business-guy tasks.

You're not really equipped to handle them, so...

And lose this internship to you? No way!

This place has free snow cones!

Free snow cones!

Thank you for calling Waddle. Please hold.

Thank you for calling Waddle. Please hold. Please hold.

- Waddle. - Yup, yeah, no. I totally get it.

I hate talking on the phone, too,

so that's why I kick my feet up, I'm leaning back...

Who are you talking to?

Oh, uh... Business-man-Ning-ton-son?

Oh, you just missed him!

Okay. One sandwich cut diagonally with no crusts,

no pickles, but yes to pickles on the side,