Lenny The Wonder Dog

- Life often has a way of making people

feel small and unimportant.

But if you find a friend, the experiences you share

with that friend can sometimes be larger than life.

Personally, I would have been fine spending the rest

of my dog life just doing dog things, you know,

like eating, sleeping and playing.

Oh, by the way, my name is--

Lenny!

No!

Ah, there I go.

Those were the days when my life was, well,

a typical dog's life.

Slow down!

- That's Doctor Island, my companion and friend.

When he took me out, I ran around with him

as if each day were the last.

Oh, Lenny, wait!

Oh, Lenny, wait.

Lenny, slow down.

Oh.

Mommy!

- Boy, those were the days.

- Heads up, not that far, fire hydrant!

Wait, wait!

Oh!

Hello?

What?

Yes, I already have a subscription to,

oh, oh, wait, wait.

Is that you, Wagner?

No, I know it's you.

What, no, no, it's not funny.

No, it's not funny.

I mean, it wasn't funny 20 years ago,

and it's not funny now.

I told you once and I will tell you again.

I will never, ever sell you the chip!

Whoa!

- But let me get back to the story.

Ah, home sweet home.

The door!

Get, yow!

Another flea?

I guess that's just the price you pay for being cage free.

- Cage free, what are you saying?

- Oh, don't bother with that mutt, Klaus.

What does he know anyway?

- Quiet, you mutt, always starting trouble.

Back in the day, I would have taken you out with my--

- Hey, whoa, relax yourself, Terminator.

All I said was it's a beautiful day to get a flea.

- Terminator, I'm Governator, you mutt.

- Oh, not again, always fighting back and forth.

- Don't let that mutt get to you, Ilsa.

He's just a mutt.

Oh, yeah.

That's just perfect, absolutely.

- Ah, you see, the Doc knows what

a superior specimen is.

- Ah, all of you males are the same.

Always comparing your--

- Alright, everybody ready for breakfast?

Oh hey, me first.

- Quiet, you fool, we are always first.

Okay, okay.

I think the Doc is putting a little too much of somethin'

in your dog chow.

Finally, some food.

Enough, stop bickering.

I want to eat in peace.

- Lenny, one day, when the chip is ready,

I'll teach you how to do that, okay?

But first I'm gonna get you something to eat, alright?

But my food!

Yes?

Oh, hi, sir.

We're from the cable company.

The cable company?

Yes, sir, the cable company.

But I don't have a TV.

- The gas company, sir, the gas company.

The gas company?

Gas?

Klaus.

- Yes, sir, the gas company.

- You just said you were from the cable company.

- But, sir, you don't have a TV, duh.

Wagner!

Wag who?

- Arnold, we have intruders.

- I have to get rid of everything.

- Intruders, let me out!

Wagner can't see any of this.

My experiments.

- What are you waiting for?

Arnold, do something.

- Get me my rocket launcher.

I'll take care of this for you, Doctor.

Oh, all my hard work.

- Oh, come on, I didn't eat yet.

The chip!

Oh God, oh geez, the chip, I have to do

something about the...

- Hey, this has nothin' to with me.

The chip.

Lenny, up.

- Oh, I don't like the looks of this.

Good luck, Lenny.

- Ouch, Doc, that really hurt.

- Now you're the only one with the smart chip.

The what?

I don't want to go.

No, stop, ow, you're hurting me!

- Try to find Razel, and remember this.

Don't let Wagner get a hold of that chip!

Oh!

- Well, Panky, I smell a gas leak, how about you?

- Tell Doctor Wagner he will never find the chip.

Oh ho ho ho.

See, Panky here has a pretty good nose.

He can smell fear from miles away.

Are you scared, Doc?

Hand over the chip.

You'll never find the chip.

I'll ask for it one more time.

The chip, Doc. - Never.

- The chip, Doc. - Never!

- Hand over the chip. - No!

Come on, hand over the chip.

No!

Hand over the chip.

Say please.

Please hand over the chip.

- No. - But I said please.

- No, you said please hand over the chip.

So what's the difference?

Huge difference.

Uh, if he,

Panky, Shake his arms wildly.

Oh, no.

No, you're hurting him, stop!

Panky, get that dog!

Oh, come, let me go!

Yes.

Ah!

Oh, boy.

All that excitement made me kind of hungry.

Food, It smells like food around here.

There's gotta be somethin' good to eat.

I can't think clearly on an empty stomach.

Oh, this looks good.

Oh!

Hmm.

Okay.

Uh-oh, it's gettin' dark, and it sure smells like rain.

I don't smell so good when I get wet.

A dog in an alley in the rain.

What were they thinking?

What's with this chip, who's Doctor Wagner?

And find Razel?

All this thinking is giving me a headache.

I really miss the Doc.

I could really use a friend.

Hey, kid, lookin' for a friend?

- Marty, get away from that filthy mutt!

Okay, okay.

I don't smell that bad, I just need a friend.

Something is,

whoa, hey, my eyes!

What's going on?

Hmm, my blood sugar, it must be low.

I think I know how to do this.

Press the pedal and voila!

Hey, this looks good.

And it's good for you, too.