Austin & Ally

Guess who's back from Austin's first big tour?

Oh, Trish, Dez!

Oh my goodness.

I brought you a souvenir.

An actual Philly cheese steak from Philadelphia.

Is that mold?

It was from our first stop two months ago.

Yeah, I have this thing about not eating food that'll make me sick.

More for me.

So how's your album coming along?

Well, I have six songs recorded.

But for some reason I can't finish writing any new ones.

I've just been distracted thinking about...

Ally?

Austin.

Ally?

What?

I was just showing the delivery guy a new dance move.

You're doing great, Frank.

I'm worried about you, sweetie.

Every time I come down here you're twirling someone.

What can I say? I love dancing.

Austin's gonna be gone on tour for another month.

Are you sure you'll be able to last that long?

Dad, I'm having enough trouble trying to finish these songs.

Austin is the furthest thing from my mind.

Somebody order a pizza?

I'm here for my sousaphone lesson.

What are you looking at?

Okay.

Maybe I miss Austin a little.

Yes, honey.

Yes, you do.

Good night, Chicago!

Ally, you're here.

He's doing it again.

Wow. He must really miss Ally.

Or he just really likes security guards.

Yeah, it's probably the Ally thing.

Congratulations.

You each purchased a V.I.P. autograph and photo session with Austin Moon.

Everybody's gonna get a turn, so when he gets here,

let's all behave in a nice orderly fashion.

Whoa.

Ow! Hey!

I got his sock! I got his sock!

- Mine. - I need that.

Okay. Everybody drop the clothes. Get off the bus.

Let's go. Give me this.

- Not you, Dez. - Oh.

If we're gonna keep doing these meet and greets,

I'm gonna need to wear more clothes.

Hey, it's Ally.

Hey, everybody.

- Hi, Ally. - I miss you.

How was Chicago?

Amazing. All three nights sold out.

I ate an entire deep dish pizza on the top of the sears tower.

And I got to watch Dez throw up an entire deep dish pizza

off the top of the sears tower.

Well, I had a pretty exciting weekend too.

You know that yellow top I got for my birthday?

The cross-back knit sleeveless v-neck?

Uh... Yeah.

Anyway, I spilled some jelly on it.

I thought I would never get that stain out.

But get this,

I took some tonic water, mixed it with baking soda and...

I just realized my weekend wasn't as exciting as yours.

Clearly.

Finish the story. What happened?

I got the stain out.

Yes! Great story. Tell it again.

Dez.

Ally, I'm only gonna be on tour for a few more weeks.

Maybe it's time for you to use that thing.

What thing?

The thing I put in the card I gave her.

The thing that you put in the card that you gave her?

Guys, Austin gave me a plane ticket to anywhere,

so that I could meet up with you wherever you are on tour.

How romantic.

Ally, you have to come meet us.

But I still have all these songs that I'm having trouble finishing.

Maybe you need a few days off.

I'm not sure.

- Do it! Do it! - Come on.

- Please, please? - You know what? I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna join you guys on tour.

- All right! - Yes!

I just have to be back by Monday.

I have a meeting with Ronnie Ramone.

So where's your next stop?

Uh, Portland.

Okay then. I'll see you guys tomorrow in Portland.

I can't wait to hear the stain story in person.

Ally, where are you?

I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?

Uh, we're by gate 27.

Me too.

I don't see you.

Like your song.

Stop it.

I don't get it. How can we be at the same gate in the same airport

and not see each other?

'Cause maybe we're not at the same airport?

Which Portland are you in?

Portland, Oregon.

I'm in Portland, Maine.

There are two Portlands? Why would they do that?

I don't know why they do that or who "they" are.

But now I'm 3,000 miles away from you.

That's why she doesn't see us.

Thanks.

So I guess I can catch the next flight into Washington.

That gets in at 9:00 in the morning.

We'll still get to spend two full days together.

Well, two days are better than nothing.

Wait, do you have enough money for a ticket?

'Cause we don't have a way to get you any cash before the flight.

Yeah, my dad gave me some emergency funds.

- See you guys tomorrow. - Bye.

Eight dollars and a coupon for a free car wash?

And it's expired.

Guess I'll have to raise the money myself.

I would have asked to borrow it,

but you just looked so peaceful sleeping.

You're a lot less peaceful when you're awake.

Okay, if I roll a three that means I win.

Come on, three.

Let's see that three.

Give me a three. Give me a three.

Will you just roll the dice already?

Three. It's a three!

Oops. I accidentally knocked over the board.

Now we'll never know who won.