Mighty Magiswords

Mighty Magiswords!

In Transylberia! Brrr!

Wow! It's so cold.

How cold is it? It's so cold,

cops are yelling "thaw" instead of "freeze"!

Pbht!

Yeah. Pbht! Thank you, Zed-P.

It is my turn to make a funny.

It's so cold in Transylberia that my legs have gone blue.

Um, wait. I thought you were wearing tights this entire time.

How dare you speak to me that way.

Right, right, your whole no-pants policy.

- I'm just gonna keep walking now. - Disrespectful.

So, what's it like being on a mission back home, buddy?

It's been quite a while since we first found you here.

Ooh, it's nice. Oh, yeah, Duder?

You miss the weather, or...?

Ooh. It's good to see old friends.

Oh? Like who, Zed-P?

Ooh, like that tree over there. He's Jeff.

Ooh, and that one over there! He's Jeff.

Oh, and that one is... Jeff?

No. That one's Derek.

He's dead to me.

Wow.

It's so cold in Transylberia, even the plants

give each other the cold should... Oh!

Ding-dong.

Who's there? Prohyas, look!

Meh? Oh!

Wow. Spacious. No, silly.

It's the Ice Posy that Omnibus wanted us to get!

How convenient!

Um... Vambre, a little help?

Too busy staring at the Ice Posy.

Handle it. No matter!

This looks like a job for...

Cuppa Joe Magisword!

Lukewarm, please, I have sensitive skin.

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

Ah, coffee, you never let me down.

Enjoy the view, sis? Quite.

But I can't help thinking,

if the posy is completely unguarded,

why didn't Omnibus just fetch it himself?

Ah! I am Omnibus, and...

Oh, good, you're here! Uh, we found it.

There's the, um, there's the posy.

Go ahead and... just take it.

Uh, I can't! Why not?

It's five feet away from you.

I, the great Omnibus, did not materialize my arms!

Well, can't you just materialize them now?

They rather busy at the moment.

Anywho, I... You smell something burning?

My scones!

Well, let's grab the posy and get out of here!

Way ah of you, little brother. Get it?

Pencil Magisword!

Ah ha! C'est magnifique!

Whoa!

Oof!

Wow, I totally did not see that coming. Consider helping.

I'm gonna help real good...

With my good buddy! Ooh, who?

Y-You. You, Zombie Pumpkin.

It's... it's you. Ooh, really?

Of course, buddy!

You've got those awesome plant-battling powers!

Ooh, um...

Radiator Magisword!

Consider helping faster! Ooh, I just, ooh...

I know what you need, duder! Emergency Pumpkin Chow!

Ooh!

All right.

Lets wrap 'em up, buddy!

Seeds of the Undead!

Pah-too-too-too!

Too easy, huh? How about a spin on an old favorite?

Pah-too-too-too- too-too-too!

Bam! Vine-housed. Thank you, dear.

Ooh!

Spot on, Zombie Pumpkin!

Yeah, buddy. That ra-awked! Ooh, shucks.

The next day, at Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

Lightning bolt! So, ZP, as a reward

for wrangling that dern ice posy

for that silly old guy, Omnibus... Hey! I heard that!

I, the great Omnibus, do not appreciate being called...

- Eek! - Kite Magisword!

Be gone, disembodied head!

Oh! Sorry, Omnibus! You startled me!

Sorrow! Sorrow and woe!

With that out of the way, your reward is little pumpkins

from our patch, buddy. Chow down, amigo.

Ooh!

Burp!

That one made Zombie Pumpkin's breath smell like peppermint.

Ooh, fresh and tasty.

Like that one, little dude?

Ooh, yeah. Try this one.

It's blue, so it must be good.

It is food law.

Oh! Kooky.

Blu-u-u-u-u-e.

How about this peculiar one?

Ooh!

Sacre ble-u-u-u-u!

I don't... I don't understand what that is.

En garde! Ooh!

- Gah! - Ha!

Hey, want to be in my troupe, little fella?

Ibi ibi ibi. That is some filthy language.

Cheese and crackers! Ee-bi!

Goodness, that was close!

Li'l bit. Hot dang, Zombie Pumpkin.

You're gettin' stronger and stronger, ain't ya?

Ooh. Poof! Strong?

I suppose that's enough for one day.

Later! High tea time is my favorite time.

Yes, quite. Cuppa Joe Magisword!

Yeah, that's the stuff.

Two sugars for me, please.

How'd you even get in here?! That is unimportant.

But what is important is the safety of my new home.

You have a new home, Ducky?

I need you two to protect my house

from the giant Smashroom stomping around my property.

If not stopped, I fear I may soon be homeless.

Smashroom? Do you mean those giant fungi

that stalk the Deepest Darkest Woods?

Can't let that happen.

And Zombie Pumpkin is perfect for the job!

Gonna help us out, duder?

Ooh, ooh. Yeah.

We'll do it, Madam.

- Hey! - We said we'll do it.

No, it's fine. No, it's fine, it's fine.

Soon, in the Deepest Darkest Woods.

Okay, that is really creepy.

Oh, really? I think her home is adorable.

Yeah, exactly!

Why would the spooky lady live in Pumpkin Playland?!

The Smashroom approaches!

Quick, to the house!

Time for some en-gardening.

Still hungry, buddy? Ooh, ooh, yeah.

All right. Yee-haw!

Get your grub on, tough guy.

Burp!

All right budd-ay, let's do this!

Heeya!

Zombie... uh... mushmasher?

No. Uh... hyaa again!

Zombie... fungus fist?

No, sorry. What's wrong, li'l buddy?

Ooh, I-I can't. What do you mean you can't?

No, I can't. I...

You're a plant-fighting magisword! Of course you can!

Prohyas, calm down.

He's clearly too scared to fight.

No, no, I can't.

No. See?

How can he fight if he's scared out of his gourd?

No! Not, neh, no.