Open Tee Bioscope

Smoking is injurious to health It causes cancer.

Smoking is injurious to health It causes cancer.

Looking for a flat?

- Kochab school... - Left turn after right.

Sorry, uncle.. the ball..

"Open tee bioscope.."

"Open tee bioscope.."

"Take it for six pennies, sir.. take it for seven."

"Take it for eight pennies, sir."

"Take it for six pennies, sir.. take it for seven."

"Take it for eight pennies, sir."

"The mirror gathers dust."

"..wipe it a little."

"I feed afew pigeons in between."

"I look around.."

"..the madam gives me a stare"

"I need to be a little careful.."

"Take it for six pennies, sir.. take it for seven."

"Take it for eight pennies, sir."

"Take it for six pennies, sir.. take it for seven."

"Take it for eight pennies, sir."

"Take it for six pennies, sir.. take it for seven."

"Take it for eight pennies, sir."

"Take it.. take it."

"Take it.. take it."

Wham happened?

What did you do?

Why did they expel you?

I beam the shit out of the warden

- What? - I beat the shit out of him

Such filthy language! Shame on you!

Why did you hit him?

- Why? - Because he was talking crap about dad.

Akashbani Kolkata, news read by Tarun Chakrobony

Chief Minister Jotting Bass has said that in the elections"

Ha ha... getting on my nerves!

Can one make champs out of chimps?

Quit soccer! Go join the laughing club!

Smirking again! You'll remain losers forever:

Where's Charm'?

Gone to play for another team.

Great! Go, join him

Shave your chests and play underage tournaments!

And remain cooped up forever:

Can't run properly, aiming to shoot!

Do twenty rounds Scoot!

- How many? - Twenty. No coaching today.

B _ What's up? lowing your top again?

Don't even ask, Notonda

Simply wasting my time on these slumdogs.

Uncivilized loafers!

But the world belongs to the loafers Why get mad at them?

Did you expect to turn asses into aces?

But...these tournaments...selling their skills for a measly plate of snacks!

That's how things are!

Come on, let go. Flow with the tide.

How's your son doing?

He's fine. Having a great time in the States Going global.

- Where does he work? - Apple

Apple! A company called Apple?!

Let's float a company then, and name it Jackfruit.

Let the people bear its weight!

I've told you already...

I'll make the presentation when I come to Bangalore.

Do you understand market economy? It's not your local market!

Typical Bengali middleclass!

Bulldog!

Now stop blabbering! Incoming calls cost a lot of money!

Bulldog!

Bloody fool! Oh sorry! Not you!

Scoundrels, brutes! Bloody street urchins!

Heard of Trotsky?

Trot...trot...

No, not trot... a traxi.

No, no, not a taxi...

Such thick skulls" no use hammering.

Sorry, using my left hand.

Any idea about Dialectic Materialism?

Materials? Of the best quality, sir. Swear on God, sir.

It's not building materials"

Hey, who let you in here?

Where's Baisakkfl’? Mina“! Minn“!

- Take her away! Inside. - Come.. come.

Anyway, the Party doesn't believe in your gods and goddesses.

It's run by people, not gods.

We don't know any god; sir. We know you, our Godfather.

- Let's see. Let me talk to the Party. - You are the Party to us, sir.

Are water and watermelon the same?

A melon?

- Sex and saxophone? - No sir.

That's what.

So comrades Party and property are not the same

Rot in hell, you rascal!

Bloody rogues! - Hey!

What's the matter?

Cockroach! They put a cockroach in my mouth!

Hey guys let him be Get ready for tonight's procession

And you, Ghotna, why are you sleeping?

I wasn't sleeping. I was... painting the balls.

Painting the walls - Say it again, louder.

I am painting the balls.

On god. I am painting the balls

I'm painting.

Are the 'L's capital in 'long live'?

Make both capitals It'll last longer.

Who do you think I am? A scholar?

You are the boss!

I'm KGB!

Watch it! Here she comes!

Greetings, Madam A small request.

Tell me

We have a candidate for your night school.

Our Ghoton.

Your students drop in at night to study...

This one is sure to drop off to sleep.

Our school is for under privileged kids.

Not for privileged apes like you.

Oh... One more thing, Madam

Can you let the kids off a little early tonight?

“Wk?

We won the local football tournament.

There'll be a procession, some fun at night.

- If you let them off... - Impossible

No holidays for hooliganism.

Oh...ok One more thing...

Are both 'L's capital in 'long live'?

Milk, milk, milk

Add some ice to make it nice.

Here. Drink your milk.

I don't drink milk.

Then what do you have in the evening?

- Onion fritters - What?

Onion fritters?

No wonder you look like a skeleton.

And such filthy habits on top of it.

Swearing, pitching fights, bashing up people without rhyme or reason.

Never seen anybody like this in a gentleman's house.

Never seen a gentleman in this house either.

Then why don't you try being one yourself?

I'm a gentleman now, I hope? VWII you stop bickering?

Try to look decent tomorrow. We'll go to visit Chhotobabuda.

And no hobnobbing with those street urchins I warn you.

Don't you dare step outside when I'm not at home. This is my last word.

And I'm not going to meet Chhotobabuda tomorrow. This is my last word too.

That bragging swindler!

Why do you go to that crook's place everyday?

Because it's my job I get paid for than.

The money that you blow away on cigarettes

If I catch you smoking again, I'll throw you out of the house.

You have to live in this house on my terms.

Three cheers for lspaat Club! Hip hip hurray!

Shh, not so loud.

Don't disrupt the peaceful atmosphere of this neighbourhood.

Three cheers for Mahimda Three cheers for lspaat. Hip hip hurray.

Quiet, quiet.

Let me help you find a bride. I am really lucky.

ls it?

Nobody can find a bride for you You have to help yourself.

Get one of those 'arrange your own marriage' manuals.

ABCD of Love. I'll buy you a few.

Disgusting! Marriages are nothing but bullshit!

Don't say that. Even bulls need their cows when the time comes

Can't deny that, can you? Come, Horu, make your move.

These days young people don't even marry.

- Is it? - They stay together.

They call it 'love together'.

Not love together. Live in.

Staying together without getting married.

Want to give it atry?

Crazy? My aunt is going to skin me alive.

Getting married is like buying a second hand car.

Recurring expenses from day one

Don't worry, I'll get you married in a couple of months

Let's get a few fine snaps of you first.

Wow! Procession! They're bursting crackers!

What procession?

They just won the local football tournament.

Celebrating their victory here?

At least if they knew how to play the game!

This is just hooliganism

They should've been wrestlers.

Such ruckus! Won't let us live in peace.

Mahim indulges them.

What a way to celebrate! Din, dance, drink...

ls it very cold out there?

Look after yourself.

What? Sharing your apartment?

\Mth a Spanish girl?!

Listen Babu! They don't bathe

And... they use toilet paper.

Be careful. 0k, here's your father.

Yes. Which match?

Oh, your team cheated.

Bribed the referee. That was a sure penalty.

Don't teach me the game, Mohun Bagan knows how to play.

You don't have to teach us. e'll show you..we'll win the Shield.

Forget it.. yes, we'll see

Now listen, stop calling home so often

Costs a lot of money.

Yes we're all fine here.