The Neighborhood

I got great news, babe.

Okay, stir this.

I said stir it, not stare at it.

Um...

as I was saying,

I just booked our first client for our new

custom car wrapping division.

Ooh! My baby's a mogul.

Oh, I can see it now.

See what?

That Hermès Birkin bag

you're gonna buy me when you blow up.

If I buy a bag for 20K,

it better come with 40K in it.

Okay, now I need you to start lining.

Now, Tina, are you sure that you can handle working at the shop

with Tina-licious Cakes starting to take off?

I mean, I can always hire another manager.

Oh, of course I can, baby.

I am a multitasking goddess.

Don't worry, baby.

I can handle it all.

Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm!

What was I saying?

Nothing important.

All right, let me get back to being a mogul.

Um...

Uh, babe?Yeah, babe?

Um... Never mind.

Have a great day, sweet cheeks.

Can I do unicorn cupcakes?

Oh, for five dollars a pop,

I'll hop on a unicorn and deliver them myself.

Okay, all right, thanks for calling.

Where are you gonna find a unicorn?

Well, with that head full of hair of yours, I'm gonna slap

this cone on your head and ride your ass over there, come on!

Giddy up!

Wow, Tina, your business is really taking off.

I want to be you when I grow up.

Ooh, and I just booked another car wrap

for the auto shop. Boom!

Oh.

Hey, what's cooking, good lookings?

Hey, hon! Tina had so many bakery orders,

she ran out of space in her kitchen.

You know, well, I'd love to help,

but, uh, I'm busy with youth baseball.

You're looking at the new assistant

to the assistant coach of the Pasadena Dodgers.

Doesn't that just make you a team dad?

Uh, does a team dad wear a cup?

I don't know how to answer that.

You know, Tina, you're really taking on a lot.

Um, Gemma,

you dare doubt a woman whose cupcakes

taste like manna from heaven?

Ah... I'll be fine.

I'm killing it at the auto shop as I always do.

And Tina-licious Cakes is a dream come true.

All right. Won't He do it?!

Oh, Calvin taught me this.

Oh. Yes, He will!

Oh, okay!

Here we go, eyes on the ball.

Way to go, Grover!

I missed it by a whole foot.

Yes, you did, but that's two feet closer than last time.

Yeah, you know what, why don't you just, uh, go some water,

we'll start working on your, uh...

Everything else.

Yes.

Hey, you know what, buddy, it's okay.

You're gonna get better.You're a good dad.

But a terrible liar.

Hey, Coach, I've been going over your team practice stats,

and we're on track to lose every game this season.

Oh, man, this is

my JV pickleball team all over again.

Hey, Ariel and her son, Eli, are stopping by.

Oh, y'all still making out in cars?

Nah, we're way past that.

Last time was the bedroom display at Ikea.

Hey, how you been?What's going on?

Hey! Hey, Eli!

What's going on?

We were just in the neighborhood, so we thought

we'd just stop by and say hi.

"In the neighborhood"?

It took us an hour to get here.

Anyway...

Let's take a picture for my followers.

#CoupleGoals.

Ah, okay.

All right! Uh, make sure you tag me.

Yeah. Tag you?

Since when do you care about social media?

You thought a hashtag came on the side of a McMuffin.

Hey, Eli, do you play baseball?

Nah. I'm more into basketball.

Malcolm is a really good coach.

You should give it a try.

Uh, yeah, let's grab you a bat and let's see

what you got.All right, let's do it!

All right, all right.

Here you go.DAVE: All right!

All right, now...

Gonna start you off nice and easy, okay?

Yeah, here we go.

Oh!

I'm okay!

All right... I'm just gonna move further back.

All right, well,

the next one's gonna come in a little bit faster, okay?

Now get ready.

Here we go.

Oh! Oh!

Ah, okay, good news.

Cup worked.Yeah!

All right, Eli.

You might be a natural, man.

Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter like Eli on the team,

our odds of winning a game would go up 200%.

He has got to join the team.

All right, look, Marty, calm down, okay?

Eli?

You have got to join this team.

Hang on, okay...

Tina-licious Cakes...

set.

And Calvin's Pit Stop...

booked. Ha! Damn I'm good.

Tina's Calvin Pit--

I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop.

Yes, o-of course.

See you tomorrow, all right.

All right. Hey, babe-- oh!

Oh! Oh...Damn it, my prettiest toe!

I'm sorry, baby.

I had a few of my baking supplies sent here,

'cause I couldn't miss the delivery.

They'll be gone tonight.

Yeah, okay. I guess it's all right.

I don't need all my toes.

But what I do need is for my employees to get paid.

You forgot to cut the checks today.

Oh, don't be silly.

I cut checks on Friday.

Today is Friday.

No, today is Thursday,

because the window washers come on Friday.

Hi, Jerry.

Listen, babe, ever since we opened the new division,

you show up late and leave early.

Now I know it's because

you started your little side business, but...

if any other employee had done this,

their ass would be out of here.

Well, Calvin, I am not any other employee.

I'm your wife.

And I know I've had a few hiccups,

but trust me when I tell you, I got this.

All right, Tina.

Okay.

Tina's Pit-cakes.

I did that on purpose.

Oh, damn!

Say hi, sweetie.Huh?

Am I on this?!

Mm-hmm.Um...

Hi.

I brought my fav hard seltzer.

Love! Oh.

And this vegan beef jerky is to die for!

But no animal had to.

Try some, babe.Oh, okay.

Hmm, more?

Oh, he loves it.

Don't you?

: Yeah, this is very vegan-y.

Until next time, Ariel Nation.

Um...

Are you cool if I spit this out?

Oh, yeah.

So... what do you want to do?

Well, the movie's not until a couple hours.

You know what, why don't we just sit down

and, uh, and talk to each other?

I'm down.

All right, come on.

Have a seat.

Mm. Ah!

All right.

Hey, hey, hey, babe?

You look great, but I meant without your phone.

Oh, talk.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.Yeah.

So, um...

How was the rest of your day?