Girlfriend Killer

Mom!

Hey, Mom!

Ryan!

Wait. I think-- I think I have to sing,

and then you start, okay?

Oh, okay.

Oh, my mom's here.

I gotta go do that thing with her,

but I'll see you tonight?

Okay, uh, so my mom and I will pick you up at 7:00?

Okay. Bye.

Okay, bye.

Have fun.

Thanks.

I'm sorry I'm late, honey.

I had to pick up this little guy.

Oh, my gosh, Mom.

She's so cute.

Don't get any crazy ideas. We're not getting one.

If I get all As this semester, then can we get one?

You always get As.

Besides, I thought your reward this semester

was gonna be surf camp.

Doesn't mean we can't get a puppy, too.

I'll think about it.

Put your seatbelt on. We gotta go.

What's the color rating on this?

Man: D class. Absolutely colorless.

Well... now that's the one.

Man: She'll love it.

Oh, if not, just buy another. Yeah?

Testing, 1, 2, 1, 2. Okay.

Perfect.

Hi, there. Table for two?

Yes, we actually have a reservation,

uh, we're Winstead.

Yes, Mr. Winstead, we have your table all ready.

- Great. - Follow me, please.

Here you are, our nicest table for you.

Thank you.

Okay, I will send the waiter right over.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

Everything looks so good.

I'm so happy we finally decided to come here.

I know, right?

You're up, kiddo.

- Excuse me. -

Is this your puppy?

Oh, she's adorable, sweetie, but no, she isn't ours.

Is your name Theresa Burns?

Well, yes, but how did you know that?

Uh, this note says that she belongs to you.

Are you serious?

You're gonna hurt the puppy's feelings if you say no, so...

Yes. Of course, I'll marry you.

Nice.

I cannot thank you enough.

That was perfect.

And you are quite the little actor.

- - Jake: Good job.

Thank you for your business, Jake.

- Of course. - It'll be ready by Wednesday,

and you could just download the link.

Great. Thank you both again.

You're welcome.

Now, go home to your beautiful fiancée.

I know.

- Thank you. - Bye.

So what do you think?

You got a taste of what your mom does for a living.

That was so much fun. She was so happy.

I hope my husband does something like that for me some day.

Are you talking about Todd?

You two seem to be getting pretty serious.

Mom, we're not even official yet,

just friends.

Can I help you with the next one, too?

We should do the puppy thing again.

Yes, but you're gonna go camping

with your dad and Zoe. Remember?

Can I bail on that please?

You like camping.

It's fine when it's just me and dad,

but when he brings Zoe along,

they're always kissing, and hugging,

and Zoe's always trying to be my best friend.

It-- It's annoying.

Come on, your dad's been single for a long time.

You should be happy for him.

Besides, there are worse things

than someone trying to be nice to you.

Why does he always have to bring Zoe along?

Why can't it just be me and him once in a while?

I don't know. When you have a moment alone with your father,

why don't you ask him that.

If there is a moment alone.

You can handle it.

And when you get back, Todd will still be here.

He's head over heels for you.

You think?

Yeah, it's obvious.

Come on.

- Hey. - Hi.

- How'd it go? - Terrific.

Probably the best one ever.

Oh, wow. Good to hear.

When do I need to have it finished?

I told him Wednesday.

You can handle it.

Ayla! Ryan! Dinner's ready.

Wow, honey, you look absolutely beautiful.

Why are you all dressed up?

Mom. I told you,

Todd and I are going to a movie tonight. Remember?

Actually, I had forgotten. But you can go.

Yay. Thank you, Mom. We'll eat there.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Be home by 11:00,

and make sure you text me when the movie's over, okay?

Okay. Love you, bye.

- Bye, Ryan. - I love you.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Well, that's not saying much.

True.

This looks great, hon.

I love it.

- Sushi. - Yes.

Fish. Wine.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Client's name is Emerson Banes,

and his girlfriend is Marissa Stefans.

They've been dating for two years.

Okay, so what's the plan?

Well, Emerson told me that their first date

was at the botanical gardens.

So I was thinking we could do something there.

How are you gonna get good sound?

We can put a mic in the vase,

as well as her chair and his chair.

Okay. Hopefully, that works.

But what is your plan?

I'm so glad you asked.

Okay, so since their first date

was at the botanical gardens,

I was thinking that maybe we could do it there.

And Emerson told me that

Marissa's favorite holiday is Christmas,

so I was thinking we could get

a cute little Christmas tree,

and one little box and put it under the Christmas tree

with a little bow, and that'll be the ring.

What do you think? Emerson loved it.

So, Christmas in summer?

Mm-hm.

- I like it. - Awesome.

Where are you gonna get your tree?

From your garage. Please?

That sounds like a lot of work.

You want some help on this one?

I would love your help.

Well... what are you gonna do for me?

Rise and shine, beautiful.

I made your favorite breakfast.

Blueberry pancakes.

Are you packed?

Not yet.

Ayla.

Your father's gonna be here in an hour.

You know how he gets.

What's Ryan doing with a Christmas tree?

Really?

I gotta go help him. I'll be right back.

Okay?

Don't forget to pack.

Ah. I love it.

Hey, I found a string of battery powered lights, too.

And... party time.

That's-- that's awesome.

I love it. Thank you.

Check this out.

I think you're gonna knock this one out of the park.

- Yeah. -

That must be Nick.

Let me go get Ayla.

Take care of my babies.

Ayla!

Hi, Nick. Come on in, the door's open.

Ayla! Your dad's here.

- Hi. - Hi.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

- Ayla! - Hey.

There you are.

- You ready? - I guess.

Zoe's in the car. She's got a gift for you.

Let's go.