Tales from the Crypt

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

STELLA!

STELLA!

OH! HELLO,PLAGUEGOERS.

I WAS JUST REHEARSING WITH MY LITTLE THEATER GROUP.

I JUST LOVE THESLIMELIGHT.

FOR TONIGHT'S DREARY DRAMA,

I THOUGHT WE'D TRY ANEXSCARIMENTALPIECE

ABOUT A RETIRED DRAG RACER

WHO'S AFRAID OF GETTING TO THEFINISHEDLINE

A LITTLE SOONER THAN HE WANTS.

I CALL THIS NASTY NUGGET...

KING OF THE ROAD.

KING OF THE ROAD.

OH, YEAH!

HEY, HEY! REV IT, MAN!

WHOO HOO HOO HOO!

SEE YOU LATER, DADDY.

WILL YOU BE BY TONIGHT?

PROBABLY. YOU GOT A RIDE HOME?

NO, BUT I WILL.

NO, BUT I WILL.

HELLO, DOWN THERE.

I'M TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THIS OLD BOY

SUPPOSED TO LIVE AROUND HERE.

WHO IS THAT?

I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MET HIM YET.

BEEN KIND OF HARD TO TRACK DOWN.

SWEET CAR. IS THIS YOURS?

IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S. MINE'S OUT IN THE FRONT.

IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S. MINE'S OUT IN THE FRONT.

YOU'RE PUTTING SOME MUSCLE INTO THIS SWEETHEART,

I LIKE THAT.

I BEST BE HITTIN' THE ROAD, I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

WELL, HE'S A REAL SMART GUY,

REAL FAST GUY.

SO THEY SAY.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

ICEMAN.

ICEMAN.

HI, DADDY.

HI, SWEETIE.

THE USUAL?

YEAH. THANKS, SWEETHEART.

YEAH. THANKS, SWEETHEART.

BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

O.K., BABY.

O.K., BABY.

I'LL BE A SNAKE ON SUNDAY.

POP IN HERE, WHO I DO I SEE? THE ICEMAN.

HOW YOU DOING?

YOU GOT SOME NAMES AND FACES CONFUSED, COWBOY.

YOU GOT SOME NAMES AND FACES CONFUSED, COWBOY.

THE NAME'S JOE--

JOE GARRETT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MODEST, ICEMAN.

YOU... YOU'RE A LEGEND.

I'VE HEARD STORIES ABOUT YOU.

NEVER LOST A RACE, EIGHT YEARS STRAIGHT.

KING OF THE ROAD.

KING OF THE ROAD.

TOO BAD IT HAD TO END THE WAY IT DID.

TOO BAD IT HAD TO END THE WAY IT DID.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU.

BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU.

HEY, I DON'T MEAN NOTHING BY IT.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SO COOL?

IF I COULD GET A CHANCE TO SHARE SOME ROAD WITH YOU,

A STRAIGHT QUARTER-MILE.

YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY.

UNIT 14, SEE THE MAN,

MAIN AND SIXTH. CODE 3.

MAIN AND SIXTH. CODE 3.

HI.

HI.

HE HAD TO TAKE OFF.

IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT?

YOU GOT YOUR DAD'S EYES.

WILL YOU COME BY TOMORROW?

WILL YOU COME BY TOMORROW?

YEAH, I'LL COME.

YEAH, I'LL COME.

ON THE HOUSE.

ON THE HOUSE.

GUESS I OWE YOU ONE.

GUESS YOU DO.

GUESS YOU DO.

COMIN' TONIGHT?

MMHM.

MMHM.

COME ON, ICEMAN.

WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M IN PURSUIT OF A 1969 CHEVY,

I-V-B-N-5-3-6.

GIVE ME A MAKE.

ROGER, UNIT 14.

ROGER, UNIT 14.

SUSPECT IS WILLIAM H. DRAKE. LIVES IN TACKFORD.

HAS A LONG RAP SHEET--

RECKLESS DRIVING, ASSAULT,

AND A MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE THAT DIDN'T STICK.

HE'S THE HOTTEST STREET RACER THERE.

YOU NEED ANY BACKUP, GARRETT?

YOU NEED ANY BACKUP, GARRETT?

NEGATIVE. THIS ONE'S MINE.

NEGATIVE. THIS ONE'S MINE.

ROGER, UNIT 14.

YOU'RE A 10-7 AT THAT LOCATION.

HAVE A NICE DAY OFF, GARRETT.

HAVE A NICE DAY OFF, GARRETT.

CAREY?

CAREY?

DADDY!

HI, JOE.

UH!

DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

STAY AWAY FROM HIM, CAREY.

NO! WHY ARE YOU HITTING HIM?

NOTHING HAPPENED! I BROUGHT HER HOME.

THAT'S ALL!

DON'T HIT HIM AGAIN!

GET OUT OF MY WAY! HE'S USING YOU.

COME ON, JOE. THAT'S IT!

COME ON, JOE. THAT'S IT!

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, CAREY, I'LL GO.

THEN I'M COMING WITH YOU.

THE HELL YOU ARE, MOVE!

BILLY!

AH, COME ON, JOE!

COME ON THIS IS GETTING OLD.

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME, MAN.

COME ON!

COME ON!

DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT WILL BE

WHEN MIDDLETON FINDS OUT ONE OF ITS FINEST

HAS BEEN DODGING A MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE

FOR 27 YEARS, JOE?

HUH?

A SINGLE PARENT, TOO, JOE.

IF YOU GET 5 TO 10...

IF YOU GET 5 TO 10...

WHO'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF CAREY?

WHO'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF CAREY?

AW, DON'T LOOK SO DOWN, JOE.

YOU'RE TEARING ME UP, HERE.

YOU'RE TEARING ME UP, HERE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

I'D COME ALONG SOONER OR LATER.

BE A MAN ABOUT IT.

BE A MAN ABOUT IT.

JUST...

JUST THINK OF ME AS YOUR KARMA, JOE.

HA HA HA!

KARMA?

O.K.

O.K.

JUST YOU AND ME ON THE STARTING LINE, JOE.

THAT'S ALL.

THAT'S ALL.