Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

"Synthesis"

It's finally complete!

This is the invention of the century! It will instantly combine any two things.

Knock First

Right Outta Nowhere-chan No. 1.

First, we'll do this,

then this...

Here we go!

In Use

In Use

It's a success!

Curry rice right outta nowhere!

This is going to make me rich! All my hard work's finally paying off!

I'm so happy!

In Use

In Use

My name is Flypan.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Uochuu

One, two... One, two...

Stop peeking, you dumbass! Get outta here!

Ow...

Sheeeh! What are you going to do about this?!

I demand compensation! This is slander!

Hand over reparations!

Sheeeh! My name is Iyamatsu!

Pleasure doing business with you.

My name is Chibibou, jo!

The hell?! You jerks! Dammit!

Pleasure doing business with you.

I'm Karachoro!

Hey, hey, hey!

Come at me, bro!

Bring it on, bro!

Pleasure doing business with you.

Boeh!

We're a monster.

Pleasure doing business with you.

My name is Hashimoto Nyaanosuke, meow.

Meow.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Gonna combine even more!

Bakery

Ramen

Even more!

Now God will be complete.

I've done something horrible!

End

Akatsuka Sealand

Akatsuka Sea Dolphin Show

Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin

Dolphin Trainer Office

You can't be serious!

Dolphin Trainer Office

Are you mocking this job? You must be, to say something like that!

No, I'm not! I just want to do this job.

So, please!

It's impossible.

Please!

Nope.

Please!

Go on home. There are things in this world that work out if you try,

but there are some that don't.

And this case would be the latter. You're not cut out for this job.

Please don't say that!

Well, it's true.

But why?!

I mean, I could understand if you wanted to become a dolphin trainer like us,

but you want to become a dolphin, right?

You mean an actual dolphin, right?

It's not possible.

No. As long as I do my best, it'll work out somehow!

No, it won't!

It's impossible, no matter how you think about it!

And I ask you not to say that!

Seriously, why a dolphin?! Why would you choose a dolphin?

Now Hiring

Become Friends with the Dolphins

If you want to be a trainer, we're short-staffed so we're definitely looking!

No. I have no interest in becoming a trainer, so I can't.

You seriously piss me off.

How are you even going to become a dolphin?

I'll work hard.

You're a human! You're not going to be able to swim backstroke or do high jumps!

But I can!

Why? Why do you want to be a dolphin so badly?

Well, you see...

I'm a NEET.

B-Because I'm a NEET, I wanted to find a job.

I want to be able to make money on my own...

Yeah, uh, we're not feeling sorry for you.

You're a NEET, so you want a job?

Seriously, why do you want to become a dolphin, then?

If that's your goal, you should get a real job first.

Though it's still impossible for you to become a dolphin!

It's not impossible!

Get lost!

No!

Please wait!

Leader, would you let me handle him for a while?

Huh? What do you mean?

I'll train him responsibly,

and I'll help him appear in the dolphin show as a dolphin.

Wh-What?

Come on, out of the way!

Move!

The Dolphin Sisters are coming through!

Clear a path!

Ew, the pool reeks of human today, Sissies.

How gross.

It's okay, Jyushimatsu-kun.

Let's practice together over here.

‘Kay.

You can do it, Jyushimatsu-kun!

Dolphins hold their breath for about fifteen minutes under the water.

Just twelve more minutes!

I can't... I can't breathe!

What? You can't hold out?

Let's have you come up for air real quick, then.

Dolphins can fill their lungs 90% full of fresh air with a single breath.

Ready? Go!

Jyushimatsu-kun!

Jyushimatsu-kun!

And go!

Swim in that position, Jyushimatsu-kun.

Use your inner dolphin! Dolphin kick!

Feel the dolphin with every part of your body!

You're a dolphin! You're a dolphin, Jyushimatsu-kun!

Jyushimatsu-kun!

Okay, ready?

Here.

Come on, you have to swallow it whole. Ready?

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here, here, here, here.

Jeez! Why can't you even do that much?

Hurry up and let out an ultrasonic squeak.

Come on, hurry! You're a dolphin, aren't you?

Where's your whistling? Your barking?

Why can't you make those sounds? Ugh!

Jyushimatsu-kun, you idiot!

There!

Hup!

Here's your reward.

Hey! Straighten up, Jyushimatsu!

Jyushimatsu!

Jyushimatsu!

You're tougher than I thought you'd be!

Closed

Sheeeh! Are you all training hard?