The Adventures of Jurassic Pet

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Hi, there.

- Is the test subject prepared? - Yes, Doctor.

- Is the serum ready? - Ready.

De-evolution Test 103.

I have modified the serum slightly in hopes of awakening its dinosaur DNA.

Begin low-level radiation.

Shut it down.

Keep recording! Keep recording!

Get the tranquilizer gun!

Hit it again!

I thought that you were done for.

Yes. Did you hear that roar?

I'm getting so very close.

Just missing a little... something.

Hmm. Take tissue samples of every organ.

Cryo-freeze the body afterwards,

I may need some more samples later.

Mm-hm.

And for example, some people incorrectly believe that the T-Rex

and the saber-toothed tiger were alive during the same era.

We have Hollywood to thank for that.

Dinosaurs roamed the Earth between 65 and 248 million years ago,

until mass extinction wiped them all out.

Many scientists believe that an asteroid slammed into the Earth

causing earthquakes, volcanoes, forest fires,

and tsunamis all around the world.

Yes? You have a question?

You said they all became extinct?

That is correct.

But aren't there animals alive today

who were relatives of the large dinosaurs?

Birds, for example?

Great question. And once again, you are correct.

Many current species alive today,

including birds, snakes, and frogs

are distant relatives to the dinosaur, just to name a few.

Is it possible then that a large dinosaur like this

could be out there somewhere, just waiting to be rediscovered?

Dork. There he goes again.

"Ooh, dinosaurs."

Don't listen to him. He wishes he could have your brains.

Okay, everyone, just... Manners.

That would be the find of the century, but, sadly, no.

The biggest relatives alive today to the dinosaur

are the alligators and the crocodiles.

Now, if you all will follow me this way,

we're going to look at the theropods.

The theropods are two-legged predators...

Pentaceratops were herbivores, and we all know

- herbivores don't eat any... - Meat!

He looks like he hasn't eaten anything in at least 65 million years.

Okay, that's...

- Where's Chris? - I thought he was right here.

He's probably off in his own world or something.

You know how much strange and unusual things make him lose time.

We need to find him before he gets into trouble.

And if you'll come with me this way, I'll show you a species

that was discovered not too far from here.

- Jeez! You scared me. - We've been looking for you.

Where did everybody go?

The group moved on a while ago.

Lucky for you, Mr. Brown hasn't noticed yet.

We better catch up.

I don't know about you two, but I don't want detention again.

No kidding. My parents will kill me.

And that's why archaeologists take an immense amount of time and care

when removing artifacts from where they're located.

It's very interesting. Wouldn't you agree, Chris?

Uh, yes, Mr. Brown. Very fascinating.

Yes, she is.

It is.

And if you'll follow me this way,

I'll show you another exhibit.

Let's go! I gotta be on time. Addie, Cole, Karlin. Uh...

Single file, please! Just... Just get on.

Karlin... You know what, here is your cell phone.

Do not make me take it away from you again.

Good, you found your backpack. And Alexander found his shoes.

Why'd you take your shoes off, anyway? Okay!

We got 18. Here we go... Oh!

And John, and Carrie, and Chris.

Good of you not to wander off this time.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Brown. - All right.

That's everybody.

Okay. All right. Let me sit down, let me sit down.

Oh! Blast it all! What am I doing wrong?

The alligator has been processed and stored.

Here's the sample you requested.

Thank you.

If we don't show some significant results soon,

I will lose my funding.

I mean, come on, there's not even any visible mitochondrial structure

in the last sample you gave me.

I'm working with a bunch of amateur nitwits here!

Anything else, Doctor?

No, no, no, you're free to go.

Oh! One more thing.

If you put that mayonnaise stuff

instead of mustard on my next sandwich...

you're fired.

I thought we were dead for sure.

Yeah. Chris, my mom will think you're a bad influence.

Sorry, guys. It's just, there's so much that's unknown in the universe,

let alone the world.

It's kind of mind-boggling.

I love you for your uniqueness, but...

You better keep your mind on your school studies for now.

Hey, come on. I got homework.

You two go ahead.

- What? - I'll see you tomorrow.

I want to check this place out.

Don't be too long.

You don't want your mom to send out the army looking for you.

Sorry. You startled me.

Toy store is down the street.

I was never much into toys,

unless it was to take them apart and see how they worked.

Ah.

A young mind seeking knowledge.

The world is full of knowledge.

And magic.

Okay.

So what can I do for you, young sir?

What are you looking for today?

I'm always on the lookout for something different, unusual.

Unusual?

Most boys your age find girls to be unusual.

Mmm.

This is a mummified cat.

Cats were so important to Egyptian culture

that many of them were mummified after death.

I studied Egypt.

In 1888, a farmer found a tomb containing over 80,000 mummified cats.

The object inside of this is over 100 million years old.

Oh. It's a spider. I have one of these with a mosquito in it.

These aren't just paperweights!

They are echoes of the past,

living and breathing creatures

that walked the Earth millennia before you were born!

They're right in front of you, trying to tell you their story.

They did their talking years ago.

All you have to do is listen.

I guess I have nothing that you want.

- But... - You're not ready for what I have.

I'm ready for anything.

What exactly are you looking for?

When I said that I wanted something unusual, I meant...

I want something that I've never seen before.

I want something that nobody's ever seen before.

Hmm.

I know you're in here somewhere.

Where are you? Ah!

Wrong box.

Ah.

There you are.

It's time, my friend.

Here it is.

This is what you need.

What's so special about this? It's just a box.

And it doesn't even open.

You have to earn it.

Once you've proven that you're worthy,

then and only then, will you be able to open it.

Hmm.

How much do you want for it?

I don't want money for it.

I only require that you promise to take great care of it.

Can you do that?

Yes. I promise.

Thank you. I promise.

How was the museum?

It was okay.

Chris, this room is the pits!

You know what they say, smart people are messy.

Who said that?

Other smart people.

Well, I'm not their mother, so I don't care what they do.

Thanks, Mom. I can get the rest.

Dinner will be ready shortly.

I'll be down soon.

An egg?

When hatching a chicken egg,

the egg always must be kept warm.

The hen only leaves the egg to get food or water.

Chris, dinner's ready!

Coming!

- Whoa. Slow down, champ. - Sorry.

Who wants dessert?

- Yes, please. - None for me, thank you.

What? When do you pass on apple pie?

I have a lot of homework, Mom.

Homework?

Never seen a kid so excited to do homework.

Must get that from your side of family.

Mmm...

I'll have to warm you up again soon. I hope you're worth it.

No! Stop! What are you doing?

No! Oh, my gosh.

Whoa.