Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs

This, is Fairy Tale Island.

A magical land of princes and princesses

witches and monsters.

Accidents and strange events happen all the time.

And that's when people call us.

The Fearless Seven, the greatest heroes on Fairy Tale Island.

Especially me, Merlin.

But everything changed the day we defeated a dragon

and saved a Princess.

We thought we'd saved a witch, so, we attacked her.

But we were wrong.

She wasn't a witch, she was a princess.

The Fairy Princess!

How were we supposed to know? She looks like a witch,

and everyone knows that a princess doesn't look like a witch.

Anyways, she wanted to teach us a lesson, so she put a curse on us.

And this was a nasty one.

That turned us into little ugly green monsters whenever people looked at us.

And the only way to break the curse

is to get a kiss from the most beautiful woman in the world.

Are you kidding me?

With this face?

Hello, your majesty.

- Good morning ma'am. - Good morning ma'am.

Magic tree, magic tree...

Let this morning be the time that you perform your duty,

of bringing me the shoes of youthful eternal... beauty.

Yes!

Change me!

Finally!

Not again! How long must I wait?

No. - Clear these away.

Uh-oh.

Heads off.

Pull yourself together.

Here you are.

Oh? Thanks!

That wasn't here before. What is she up to now?

Huh?

Huh?

You weren't here before.

Whatever.

Oh! Oww!

Yes!

I can't believe my beloved daughter Snow White has turned eighteen.

I only wish her mother could see the kind of smart and beautiful young woman she's become.

Strange thing happened during the party.

The castle guards brought in a woman named Regina.

They said she was a witch, but she was too beautiful to be a witch.

I have married Regina. Everything feels so perfect!

Except for Regina's strange looking mirror. There's something not quite right.

People around the castle have been disappearing, one by one.

Is it because of that peculiar mirror?

I saw it with my own eyes, Regina talking to a tree.

She must be a witch!

I should send Snow away to a safer place.

My dear Snow, by the time you read this, my fate will be uncertain.

She's coming for me now.

I only hope you can find the Fearless Seven, and ask them for help.

Apples...

...the most suspicious of fruits.

Oh,

Papa, where are you?

But they don't look dangerous.

Regina?

No, my shoes! Get her!

- Can I borrow this? - Okay.

Thanks!

What?

Nooo!

Short, chubby, and green.

Green is like an ogre.

Blue or yellow could've made us look cute. And cuddly.

Quit your complaining, Merlin!

I'm figuring out how to take this curse and kick it where the sun don't shine.

Listen, we need to find the most beautifullest princess to kiss us,

and we've just about run out of options.

How would a beautiful woman even see you, Mister Invisible?

- What was that? - Some kind of bird?

Magic mirror, full of wisdom,

who's the fairest in the Kingdom?

The woman who wears the red shoes.

And side note, wisdom and kingdom don't really rhyme.

Cut the sass and tell me her name!

How should I know? I don't get out much.

Well, you are the magic mirror.

Magic is just my first name, it's short for Magichard. Like Richard.

What can you do then?

I just reflect what I see, the truth. The truth is,

that you should see yourself right now. Right now!

Watch it.

Distribute wanted posters to every town, village, valley, forth and forge in the kingdom,

and find her!

I feel my power draining.

I don't have much time. The aging is accelerating.

And only three bumbling bits of kindling for help.

Perhaps you should recruit another, someone who stands to gain from your success.

What about this fellow?

Interesting.

Tell me more, Magichard.

Hey hey, Over here! Over here!

See, see. Come! Very quick.

Look at this. Look, look, look.

What is it?

I know a lot about silhouettes,

and I think this shape is a witch.

Let's not jump to conclusions. Yes, it could be a witch.

...Or

Ya. It's a witch

The witch who cursed us?

Let's catch her and make her break the spell!

En garde!

Wands where I can see 'em, witch!

Fraulein!

No No No! Stop!

I get you some revenge!

Beautiful!

I didn't know anyone could be so beautiful.

How did she end up with us?

Hello, dear lady. Welcome to my home slash command post.

I have six room mates but my name's on the lease.

I pay the rent.

Your home? Oh my gosh, I am... I am so sorry.

I was starving and...

No need to apologize.

We didn't mean to interrupt your stolen meal.

If you're still hungry, I can whip up something simple.

You see I, marinate the solution and...

Who is that?

Uhh...

Who?

Wow. I look so different.

I mean, my face, and my waist, and my waist and...

My waist?

Oh my gosh! What happened to me?

Oh, I must've gotten up so quickly my back is killing me.

You mean your head, right?

- Do you need help? - No, I'm fine.

Is that really what I look like? In the mirror? Do you see the same thing?

You're beautiful, miss.

Like an angel!

Really?

Could it be?

Excuse me, but who are you?

Oh... I'm Snow...

Snot?

No no no no no no.

My name is...

R-Red Shoes.

Yep. It's me. Red Shoes.

Cool name, but, by any chance would that be Princess Red Shoes?

Of course, she's a princess!

How could she be so beautiful if she weren't?

Obviously! Right, miss?

Obviously, I mean I am a princess.

Who are you guys?

I'm Merlin.

Part time hero, full time romantic.

And this is Jack, Hans, Arthur, Pino, Noki and Kio.

No way, your names are the same as the F-Seven.

The Fearless Seven. I'm looking for them.

Let me guess, Merlin's your favourite?

No, not really.

No, that Merlin's not your type.

You seem like a Prince Arthur fan to me.

Honestly, none of them are really my type.

Oh.

Well. That's fine.

Because we're not them, we're actually completely different people.

In no way are we the same guys, put under a curse, and changed into different forms.

But only if someone looks at us, It's very complicated.

Right. We're all clear.

So how can I assist you, my fair lady?

I need to find my father,

and I know that the F-Seven can help.

We know the F-Seven very well, and their schedule is fully booked.

Leave it to me, I'll find your father within the month.

I can do it in one week.

Four days! - Three days!

Two days! - One!

Oomph!

I already found your father like, two weeks ago.

Really?

I just need a few days to get him across state lines.

I seriously need to find my dad.

Hold on. Nobody has seen the F-Seven in over a year, right?

You're not going to find them now, we're your best bet.

Wow. No-ones offered to help me for such a long time.

You guys are awesome

Really? You think we are awesome?

Yeah, you guys are caring, and sweet, and...

And not completely hideous to look at?

No, you guys are totally adorable.

I think I hit her too hard.

But she is beautiful.

She can help me break the curse.

Who is coming to my birthday party?

Has Ariel RSVP'd?

She says she can't make it, sir. She has to wax her legs.

But she's a mermaid!