TimeLock

- (Chatter continues) - (Muffled singing)

Then throw the used towel down on the floor

and wipe the floor with your foot.

You don't have to bend and it's twice as fast.

I hope you are not picking up bad habits here, Maria.

No, Mr. Kerr.

How are you today?

Fine, thank you.

Why didn't you say anything?

As soon as I saw him I did.

It'll be okay.

Hello, Chelsea.

Hello there. I wanted to ask

about your safe storage facility.

All executive rooms now feature a wall safe.

Right, but the problem is it's too small.

We have a safe deposit facility.

I heard you had a much larger safe for the use of delegates.

Yes we do, Sir,

but that's reserved by the conference organizers.

I'm a delegate.

If you want to use it I suggest you speak

to the conference team at Delegate Reception.

Their office is just inside the concourse of the conference center.

Thanks very much, darlin'. See you later.

Mr. Kerr?

Mr. Kerr, someone's left a bag.

Did you see who it was?

Yes. It definitely wasn't a guest here.

I'd have remembered if he was.

Is it this one here?

Uh huh.

Okay.

Can I get a security check from reception

about eleven this morning?

There. Got him.

He's getting careless.

Hi, Jason.

Oh, yeah, we went to see the Phantom last week.

With Mark? Are you joking?

No, it's not racist anymore...

No, they re-did it.

Now it's just boring.

Thanks for letting me know you were back.

Had to work late.

You've been drinking.

Just the one.

Look, I have to socialize with the team sometimes.

Bet they enjoy that.

Please, Fee.

Don't Fee me.

There is something wrong with the bank account.

I went shopping today and the card was refused.

Then the online password has been changed.

What's going on?

There must be a problem with my paycheck. I'll...

I'll get it sorted tomorrow.

You embarrassed me.

Look, I'll speak to Finance tomorrow.

Yeah, you do that.

Next time get them to tell you.

You're supposed to be the manager of that hotel!

It's a clerical mistake.

Just don't let it happen again.

Fee...

...remember what the counsellor said.

Don't!

If you're not going to work at this relationship

then neither am I.

Do you know, I would be as well been married to a lamp post!

Don't be like that...

Fee?

Where's the usual guy?

Measles.

Look, the time lock is set for eight o'clock.

You might want to come back.

No, I'll stick around.

Yes, hello, this is Mark Kerr from the Pier Harbour Hotel...

...yeah, it's just I wanted to confirm

that you'd sent a replacement security guard today.

The regular guy's not there.

You have. That's fine.

No, no, absolutely. That's fine.

No, have a good weekend. Okay, bye.

So there you are.

I thought I was going to have to get changed back there.

Fuck off, Mark. As if you're never late.

Have you got my 50 quid?

It's coming.

Had a bit of bad luck at the club last night.

There was I with two aces and two fours,

a ten comes up on the river

and the squint-eyed asian bitch takes me with a straight flush.

Should'a seen it comin', she looked so glazed.

You don't do the maths?

Always the fuckin' teacher.

Doin' the maths might work online,

but it's a different kettle of fish

when you look in someone's beady eyes.

You should come to the club sometime.

Make a change from bum-hunting.

What is bum-hunting?

Who do you think you're playin' when you log on at six in the morning?

A bunch of drunken' Yanks.

They're so fucked up on J.D. and Coke,

they think they're Amarillo Slim.

That's bum-huntin' my friend.

And don't kid me that you didn't know that.

Interesting term.

You don't fool me.

Well, I need my money by the weekend.

Yeah.

Oh, come on, come on.

Oh, so that's where you are.

I'm just doing some appraisal reports for work.

I couldn't sleep, all right?

You're such a bad liar.

Just make sure the sites you're looking at are legal.

Let's see.

Satisfied?

You're at it, I know you are.

For fuck's sake, just go back to bed, would you?

Pervert.

As senior staff the Gilmartin Hotel Group

see it as your responsibility,

to ensure hotel personnel take every opportunity...

...to promote our full range of products,

including the Wellness Suite.

We have golden opportunity here.

It's difficult when you're understaffed.

And you'll continue to be

unless we can improve productivity.

What about the new night manager?

Head office interviewed two new candidates for the post of night manager,

but neither were suitable.

So the overtime situation will continue.

James has agreed to take Saturday,

but we need a volunteer for Sunday night.

Come on, don't all volunteer at once.

Mark, how about you?

Well, I've got plans.

Stuart?

Well, I'd like to, but I'm going to be working overtime all week at the eh...

Gemstone Expo.

And with my mother just out of hospital,

I really should put in some family time.

I suppose that sounds reasonable.

Mark?

Well, family comes first.

I hope your mother's not too ill.

It's not life threatening...

...unfortunately.

But, I really need to play that tournament.

Mark? Mr. Kerr?

Am I disturbing you?

Not at all, Chelsea. What is it?

We just had a complaint through from room 69,

about loud noises in room 70.

Noises? What kind of Noises?

Grunting noises.

There's not really a lot we can do,

if guests are getting frisky in the middle of the afternoon.

Room 70 is supposed to be unoccupied.

Ah.

Hotel Security.

Open the door, please.

Mark.

What? What's going on?

I could ask you the same thing.

Eric...

I think I can handle this.

Who've you got in there?

Maria!

She's only 17!

She's Russian.

You know company policy.

You could be sacked for this.

She was well up for it.

Listen, ask nicely, she might let you have a wee ride at her.

I'm responding to a formal complaint from guests.

Just say it was a false alarm.