Seinfeld

Well, it's a magnificent stone.

They put it up this morning.

lt's just a magnificent stone.

Jerry?

George...

...we'll leave you alone with her.

-What? -l'm sure there are things...

...you'd like to say.

No, l'm good.

Really. Jerry?

Jerry?

Thank you, no.

And then right after the All-Star break we...

...we just swept the Orioles.

Four games.

ln Baltimore.

So....

Boy, that was awkward.

l don't mind the cemetery.

ln fact, now l see why people like golf.

lt's just nice to be outside in a well-landscaped area.

What were you saying to the Rosses anyway?

Oh, man, l don't know.

l told them, '' Her death takes place in the shadow of new life.

She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.''

-What is that? -Star Trek II.

Wrath of Khan.

Right. Kramer and l saw it last night.

Spock dies. They wrap him up in a towel...

...and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case.

lt was a hell of a thing when Spock died.

Yeah.

Well, anyway...

...the stone is up. Paid my respects.

-l guess that's it, huh? -So it's over?

l have mourned for three long months, summer months too.

Anybody could grieve in January.

lt's time for George to start being George again.

All right. So let's do something later.

-How about a movie? -Yes!

Nothing says ''George'' like a movie.

-Movie? -Yeah, you in?

No, no, no, l can't. l got my martial arts class.

George is going to the movies.

So how's your karate class going?

Karate, Jerry, karate.

lt's the lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony.

But with punching and kicking.

Jerry.

Karate is not here:

lt's here:

And here:

And here:

All right. l gotta go to the airport and pick up Elaine.

What, she's been away?

She's been in Mexico for six weeks.

l think you're wrong. We just went to the fireworks the other day.

That was July 4th.

l'm out of here. When l get back l don't wanna see you here:

Here or here:

lt was unbelievable.

Six weeks of travelling through Mexico all on Peterman's peso.

Did you get any good ideas for the catalogue?

-Tons. -Anything you couldn't have gotten...

...tearing open a bag of Doritos and watching Viva Zapata?

You don't respect my work at all, do you?

-No, l don't. -No.

So, what's been going on around this dump?

How's your fiancée?

My what?

Jeannie? Your fiancée?

Oh, yeah. That.

Well....

All right. Spill it, Jerome.

There's really not that much to tell.

About a month ago we were here having lunch...

...and all of a sudden we both just blurted out:

-l hate you. -l hate you.

-See you. -See you.

lt was unprecedented. l mean, it was the first...

...truly mutual breakup in relationship history.

No rejection, no guilt, no remorse.

You've never felt remorse.

l know. l feel bad about that.

l bet your parents were upset, huh?

-You haven't told them yet, have you? -No.

So l pressed through the rushes.

There below me, the shimmering waters of Lake Victoria.

Oh, for the love of God, man.

Just tell me what the product is.

lt's a washcloth.

No washcloths.

Well, Mr. Peterman...

...l've got a really good idea for a hat.

Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

lt combines the spirit of old Mexico...

...with a little big-city...

...panache.

l like to call it the '' urban sombrero.''

No, no. No pears.

-Mr. Peterman? -No apples.

Where's my pineapple?

Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

Yes, yes, go on. Go on. Go on.

Well, see, it's businessmen taking siestas.

You know, it's the urban sombrero.

Mr. Peterman?

l'm feeling something, something l haven't felt for a long time.

-Pride? -No.

Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.

Well, you're your own boss now.

-l wanna go to a tractor pull. -Go ahead.

-l am staying out all night. -Who's stopping you?

l wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese, just bite into it like it's an apple.

Whatever.

-Oh, God. -What?

-lt's Dolores. -Who?

Mulva.

-Jerry, hi. -Hi, Dolores.

George, you remember Dolores.

-Dolores. -Hi.

l heard you got engaged.

Yes, Dolores, l did.

lt didn't work out, though, Dolores.

Oh, that's too bad.

You know, we should get together some time.

-See you. -See you.

Bye, Dolores.

l thought Mulva hated you.

Yeah, so did l.

You know what?

l bet it was the engagement.

l've shown l can go all the way.

-All the way? -Not our all the way.

Their all the way.

l got the stink of responsibility on me.

You were engaged for a minute.

-l was engaged for a year. -You stink worse than l do.

l'm feeling something else here, Jerry.

Elaine, Mr. Peterman on line one.

Hello, Mr. Peterman, how are you feeling?

Elaine, l'll be blunt. l'm burnt out. l'm fried.

My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon.

l can run that catalogue no longer.

What? Who's gonna do it?

-What about you? -Me?

-Why me? -Why, indeed.

Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.

l've already left, Elaine.

l'm in Burma.

-Burma? -You most likely know it as Myanmar.

But it will always be Burma to me.

Bonne chance, Elaine.

You there, on the motorbike, sell me one of your melons.

Mr. Peterman?

-Where? -Burma.

lsn't it Myanmar now?

Jerry, he wants me to run the catalogue.

l mean, it's crazy. l can't be in charge.

No, certainly not.

-l can't give people orders. -No one's gonna listen to you.

l am not qualified to run the catalogue.

You're not qualified to work at the catalogue.

Hey.

-What's wrong? -Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma.

And now he wants me to run the catalogue.

-Where? -Myanmar.

ls that the discount pharmacy?

Well, l'm just going to tell him no.

l can't run the catalogue.

Whoa, ''can't''?

When did that word enter your vocabulary?

What? ls the job too difficult?

What? You don't have enough experience?

You're not smart enough?

Where's your confidence?

Elaine, let me tell you a story.

-When l first started karate.... -Karate?

Yeah, karate. l had no support.

Not from him, not from Newman, no one.

First time l sparred with an opponent l was terrified.

My legs, they were like noodles.

Then l looked inside, and l found my katra.

-'' Katra''? -Yeah, your spirit, your being.

That part of you that says, ''Yes, l can.''

Sammy Davis had it.

So l listened to my katra, and now...l'm dominating the dojo.

l'm class champion.

Well, you know, l have watched Peterman run the company.

Sure, you have.

l know how to do it.

Pair of pants, stupid story, a huge markup. l can do that.

You follow your katra and you can do anything.

-Now get out of here. -Okay.

That kid is gonna be all right.

No, she's not.

Come on, Kramer.

-Hey there. -Come on.

-Mom's down in the car. -Okay, Joey.

You have class at the same time?