Star vs. the Forces of Evil

There. What do you think?

I love it!

Me next, me next, me next!

And make me look exactly like Star.

And I mean exactly.

Fun sleepover, huh, guys?

Best sleepover ever!!

And it's about to get a lot better.

I never made brownies before.

I used real magic sprinkles.

Mmm!

So good, right?

Yes!

Oh, so good.

Oh, hey, girls.

I was just practicing piano.

It's jazz.

Hi, Marco.

Oh, I didn't know you played, Marco. Yeah!

Oh, hey, Jackie. Didn't see you there.

Whoa!

Are you okay?

Why don't you come and try one of my brownies?

Brownies? These days, I'm sticking with the protein shakes.

It's what keeps these bad boys happy.

Oh, oh, uh-huh. You got it bad.

Bad? No.

It's game time, Marco.

And since you're so good at playing the field,

I got a game that would be perfect for you.

Wow!

It's a box.

It's called Truth Or Punishment.

It's all about telling your friends

your deepest, darkest secrets.

And I'm out.

Give me one second. Marco!

Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco.

Why don't you wanna play?

I just think maybe some things are better kept secrets.

What are you talking about?

Oh, Marco, come play with us.

Yeah, Marco. Come share a secret.

- He's coming. - I hate you.

Okay, you're supposed to ask three questions,

each one harder than the last,

and all we do is answer them. So...

Deceit and fables, lies and fiction,

even with complete conviction.

If truth is absent from these events,

all will face the punishments.

- What does that mean? - It means if you lie to him,

something bad'll happen.

Pledge an oath of truth.

- Pinky swear to me. - Okay.

I promise to tell the truth.

- The truth. - The truth.

- The truth. - The truth.

The truth.

It's time for Truth Or Punishment.

Pony, this is already awesome.

The first question:

Uh, Pony?

Oh, girl, maybe the first one is very easy.

The next one's probably something interesting,

like have you ever killed a man.

Mm, actually, that's still easy.

Pony Head, favorite color?

- Pony Head color. Done. - What?

It's a very popular color on Mewni.

Uh, Star, what's your favorite color?

Uh, I have to go with yellow.

Me, too.

No way!

- Jackie? - Neon green. How about you?

Well, I like red.

Blood red?

Uh... no. Just like, putty red.

Well, I like black.

I can see that.

Oh, black is my second favorite.

Black is pretty cool.

Someone is lying.

One of us, speak up.

Okay.

I love pink.

It's my favorite.

- Truth. - Pink?!

I just hate contributing to gender stereotypes.

Janna likes pink and fights the patriarchy.

That was awesome!

Yeah. It's, like, we're inside the game.

Second question.

Easy. Everybody loved my brownies.

Okay, yeah, they were very watchamacallit,

- very good, right, guys? - Yeah, they were great.

Yep. Good brownies, Star.

Actually, I didn't have a brownie,

so I guess I missed out.

Oh, that's too bad, Marco, because they were really good.

Jackie?

Yeah. Delicious.

- What?! - What's happening to us?

Someone is lying.

And this is what lies look like on the inside.

Wait. Who didn't like my brownies?

I just... ha ha... uh...

I told you, I didn't even have a brownie.

Somebody tell the truth. Quick.

Okay. Fine.

Sorry, Star, I lied.

Those were, like, the worst brownies ever.

- Huh? - Poor Star.

Okay, I lied, too.

Those brownies tasted like dirt.

Okay, if I had a stomach,

I would be very sick inside of the stomach, okay?

Well, I loved her brownies.

Okay, okay, I lied.

The brownies were horrible.

Okay, I don't wanna play this game anymore.

Yeah. I'm sorry I brought this stupid game now.

Come on, let's go to the Bounce Lounge.

- Good idea. - Let's get outta here.

Nobody leaves

until you answer the final question.

Okay, let's do something else.

Okay, guys, we can do this.

Let's just answer and end this.

Go ahead, game. We're ready.

Who do you have a crush on?

Okay, this really cute guy from skate camp last summer.

He's really nice.

Aww!

See? That was easy. Okay, now you go, Marco.

No, thanks.

I, uh, I'm good.

It's Star's turn, I'm sure.

I say who goes next,

and I say Star goes next.

Oscar Greeson. Everybody knows that.

Good choice.

Star Fan 13, your crush?

Star Butterfly, of course.

Pony Head?

If we're really being honest here,

and we're gonna be vulnerable,

I guess I just have to admit it and say,

it's me. I love myself.

Go, Pony.

Well, I think we all know who I have a crush on.

- Don't we, Marco? - Uh...

Eighteenth-century poet John Keats.

Ha ha.

Okay, Marco Diaz. Your crush.

Oh, Marco, you don't have to...

No. It's... it's fine.

Ugh. Okay.

My crush...

my crush is on Jackie.

- Jackie Lynn Thomas. - What?

Somebody lied big time!

Who lied?!

Janna, was it you again?

No. It is John Keats.

Mine is the cute guy from skate camp.

Ha ha. I love Star.

And I love Oscar Greeson.

Marco!

I told you, I have a crush on Jackie.

At least, I think I do.

What does that really mean?

I put her on this sort of pedestal.

So do I like the image of her

or who she really is?

I mean, I like her enough to know that she deserves

someone who wants to get to know her, which is definitely me.

Wow!

I always get to the truth,

but that... kudos, really.

But you weren't the one who lied!!

Don't worry, guys. I got this.

Star!

Marco!

Jump!

Stop it! What did we do to deserve this?

Lies are a plague.

- A virus. - A weed.

- And to stop a weed... - You must kill the root.

But it's not really lying.

Huh?

Sometimes, you don't know what you think.

Your head and your heart disagree.

You think you know how you feel about something,

but then it changes.

Pony, ask me my favorite color.

You already said it. It's yellow.

- Ask me again. - What's your favorite color?