Ash vs Evil Dead

Gary obviously left this translation

of the lost pages for us to find.

Though he may have found a way to open the rift.

Rift?

We believe it's a mystic passage

between the human sphere and the Dead lands.

- Pablo?! - Kelly?

Ruby killed me with the dagger.

I'm pretty sure I'm dead.

Well, in Rome they called me

mulier daemonium de igne.

Demon Woman of fire.

Kaya.

I have a vessel.

So there's this dance tonight at school and...

You want to go to a school dance when evil is circling.

There's a killer in the school.

Oh my God.

Brandy?

What is this place?

Take it out back.

Expand the search for Ash Williams to state lines.

That son of a bitch is gonna pay for what he did.

Poor kids.

Everything is all messed up, because of Ruby.

Save it, Pablo.

We went mano on Ruby and she took the belt.

I couldn't even save my own daughter,

and now you're telling me that the Kelly we know and love

isn't even Kelly?

Kel told me herself.

I think her spirit's stuck in that crazy rift place.

Ruby killed her and now some demon's taken over her body.

Man, you know it's bad when you don't know who's alive,

who's dead, or somewhere in between...

Save my soul!

Wait a New York minute.

Knowby!

Yeah. Ruby Knowby.

She's the demon puta that we got to fucking shank.

No! No, no, no.

Professor Knowby.

Thirty years ago, his spirit got stuck

in what the book said was a rift in time and space.

Now if you've talked to dead Kelly,

Brandy's in there too!

All we have to do is get into that rift,

grab them, walk away Ray.

Yeah, I don't Jefe.

I want 'em back as bad as you do,

but that sounds crazy risky.

Pablo I lost my daughter on my watch.

I gotta do something.

So you wanna jump into the thing

that turned that Knight into a what the-fuck?

To save those two?

I would submit to a prostate exam.

Shit, Jefe?

You want to put Brandy's spirit back into her body, right?

I think we've got a problem.

Coroner?

Wait a second, those vultures put her on a slab,

she's gonna be sushi!

Pablo, I gotta get my hands on my little girl's body

before they do.

How did I get here?

What is this place?

Oh, Dad?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad, if you're in there, please help me!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Where am I?

Help!

Help!

Take my hand.

Help!

No!

If it finds you, it'll take you too.

We'll have to put her in the other way.

Great.

- Got it? - Yeah.

Ah, Jefe, hold up.

Brandy's body's not the only one back there.

Oh, well,

we'll bring it back.

Or dump it in some well-ventilated area.

Ha ha!

Still got it.

Hey! Hey!

Shit! Step on it Ash.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Let me in!

Just like old times, huh!

Pablo, take the wheel.

I've gotta make sure Brandy's cinched up tight.

Next stop, my evil cellar.

You got it, Jefe!

Oh shit!

Okay!

I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo.

But I promise you this,

if you're still out there somewhere,

I'll bring you home.

You're that Knight guy, right?

Kelly's friend?

Pablo said you... were killed?

Went demon?

Yeah, I did.

And then when the evil was finished with me,

I woke up here.

What's your story?

My high school counselor was a demon.

Ruby?

Yeah, I met her.

That one's bad news.

Tell me about it.

So is this hell?

I don't know.

I feel like maybe Hell's the next stop.

We need to move. Come here.

All right.

Where are we going?

It's hard to explain,

but we think we found a place

that thing doesn't come around as much.

Wait, "we"?

Look, we're gonna make a run for the theater.

When you hit the door,

go wherever it leads and take cover.

Okay. Ready?

Yeah.

Let's move, go go go.

That was a sweet ride, Jefe.

Nice drivin', Pablo, but party time is over.

We gotta get Brandy inside and cheat us some death.

Hey.

Brandy?

Don't tell me that Ruby got you too!

Kelly?

And you don't ever disappear like that again.

What?

You miss me?

Sssh, sssh, sssh.

Come on, come on.

How come we're in the bar?

I know. It's fucking weird, huh?

Stuff doesn't work here like it does in the real world.

Yeah, but none of that matters, right?

Because you have a plan to get us out.

I hate to say it Brandy,

but right now "duck and cover" is the best plan we got.

Okay, so where is that Knight chick who was kinda hot.

I thought she was standing guard down here?

Ah, Zoe?

Yeah.

This was the last place I saw her.

Alright, we got some ladies to bring back to life.

So, how do we do this?

This is your plan, I thought you knew!

Oh, come on, man.

I don't know anything about this rift crap!

You're the Cuervo Especial...

El Brujo Especial.

Yeah, whatever!

You shake your little rattle, say some juju words,

I jump in the rift.

Oh, yeah and come back demon-ized

like that Knight guy?

That didn't work with Kelly!

Yeah, but she was... What?

A girl?

No. Jefe. Hot?

Pregnant? Ahhh.

You dog! Did you?

No, Jefe.

I think in order to get to this evil dead place is if...

Is to get really wasted and do some 'shrooms?

I can do that in my sleep.

No.

I think you gotta let the evil kill you.

Okay, stop!

It's one thing to

"read from an evil book and bad shit plagues your life."

I never said anything

about the "D" word in all of my plans.

Alright, well I don't have any other ideas,

so that's all I got!

Oh, boy.

All right.

I'll do it for Brandy and Kelly.

So let's go find some "evil" to finish me off.

Um, okay...

The dagger.

What if you use this?

Brandy was killed by it.

What if you just stab yourself?