Shed Skin Papa (脫皮爸爸)

This is a story about a man who flew

and then fell to the ground.

Mama

Mama

Mama

Mama

Mama

Mama's funeral was just a few days ago.

Looking at that man before me,

I don't want to

share a path in life with him.

But I don't know why

everyone says I look like him.

I want a banana.

-Because -Banana

He's my dad.

If he's sick, get someone to care for him.

Don't let him out like that.

How shameful.

So shameful.

Maybe it's because Mama left him,

his Alzheimer's got more serious.

-Will I become like that? -Mama Mama

-With no one, nothing. -Mama

Never getting what I need.

SHED SKIN PAPA

Sir!

The pilot of the

Type Tianlu fighter plane

is standing by.

End of report.

Every day, you pretend to be a pilot.

Ready for takeoff.

So annoying.

Fellow soldiers have sent liquor.

Are you Mr. Tian?

Here's a registered letter.

Why don't you deliver all the mail at once?

Damn you.

Do you want funeral money, Director Tian?

Director

Sign this agreement.

No cash? Repay me with your flesh.

That's not good.

If you really don't have money,

cut out your organs and sell them.

You can even help those in need.

May I choose which organs?

It's me.

It's me.

"Tian Lik-hang"

Find me a cheap funeral home.

I'd be most grateful.

Movies can make or lose money.

Once your magnum opus comes out,

we will turn our fortunes around.

You're just lacking a little luck.

You can do it.

I'm awake now.

You can have a dream,

but you can't be dreaming.

You're so unlucky to have me

as your partner.

Don't say these things to me.

I feel you can do it. I worship you like my idol.

And you talk to me like that?

Sorry.

What's with your face?

It's makeup.

I'm planning a zombie movie, so I'm trying on some makeup.

I'll wipe it off.

Too busy?

Why won't you open mails?

It's good that you came.

I haven't cleaned since we moved in, help me.

Why won't you open it?

Are you very busy?

So many films to shoot?

Sign it.

Let's go our separate ways.

Here.

I made a mistake.

I signed your name.

Excuse me.

How many did you get?

You know.

I don't know how to say some things.

Like what?

It seems, if I signed now...

Open the door.

You're closer.

Hello. I'm Elaine from World Funeral Home,

here to follow up on our services.

I saw you at the funeral home.

-Is your father here? -He's sleeping.

I wish to explain some things to your son.

-Please come in. -What is it?

All day yesterday, I had been observing your father

and have a perfect proposal for you.

Please have a seat.

I can start explaining now, right?

-Sure. -Not a good time.

Why don't you read these booklets first?

We're discussing important family matters.

This is important, too.

The funeral home also has an old age home

for our widowed clients,

who are now alone.

We provide this support service.

-So, does your father live alone? -No.

This gentleman right here,

will always take care of him.

I'd like to ask about the times when you two are together.

We don't need that any more.

No

We will seriously consider your services.

I can arrange a 3-day, 2-night

Experience Package for your father.

Just sign here.

Signing again?

I always sign the wrong name.

I have many copies.

Don't worry about mistakes.

-We don't need it. -It's all right.

I'll leave a booklet, take your time with them.

We don't need it.

If you change your mind,

contact me any time, thanks.

Goodbye.

I wanted to pick an auspicious day.

There are almanacs at the newsstand,

I'll go get one.

Funny.

This nail clipper cannot cut fingernails,

but so many fingernails come out of it.

That's a stapler.

You're kidding.

Again?

Mama...

Mama

Mama

-You're always like this. -Mama

Garbage.

How could it possible to break off

Mama...

Mama

What's wrong with you?

I'm taking a poop.

Didn't your mama teach you to knock?

Why didn't our neighbour tell me

he is using our toilet?

Dad

What's wrong?

"Retarded Boy"

Only one Hong Kong female athlete

is called Lee Lai-shan.

-Don't you know that? -Only know Sarah Lee

everyone else is just garbage.

Hong Kong athletes are not garbage.

Kids, your mama is calling you home for dinner.

Old man, stop talking about my mama.

No fighting.

Don't talk about others' mothers.

Hong Kong athletes are not garbage.

Lee Lai-shan.

Not Sarah Lee.

Remember that.

Get up.

Young people,

you did very well.

You stood firm on your beliefs,

but in the end I won the war.

Let's go, he's nuts.

What?

Did you see that?

I lectured to these kids

and convinced them all.

Dad?

Yes?

Are you feeling okay?

Do you feel strange?

You mean about my skin.

People peel seasonally.

Old folks peel from their hands and feet.

This year I'm just peeling a bit more.

I know seasonal peeling.

I know sunburn peeling.

But you're moulting.

That's unique in all the world.

I'll take you to a doctor.

I'm full of life, why should I see a doctor?

What are you doing?

Are you afraid I'll lose my way?

Why are you hanging on to me?

You're no longer a child.

Let go of my shirttail.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and hold.

Cheung

Half a catty of roast pork belly,

and a strip of barbecued pork.