Mighty Magiswords

In the fields of Rhybo... Whoa! Okay.

Aaaaahhhhhhh!

Running away from the golem is getting us no closer

to obtaining the moss off his back for Fud!

Well, standing would endeaden us.

Uh, that would also be an issue.

Ah! We could just knock him out

with the Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Right! That sounds adventurey.

I have a far more perilous idea!

Rad Rocket Magisword!

Okay... dangerous. But is it functional?

Wait for it!

Exploding Bubble and Blow Dryer Magiswords! Collectively!

Good going, Prohyas! Do it!

Egh! Annoyed grunt!

Ow!

Nying!

Eh, uhhhh!

Gah! Hmm?

Zombie Pumpkin Magisword!

Zombie Pumpkin Magisword, so, you see the thing?

Can you, uh...? Ooh! Yes'm.

I'm not a "'m"! I'm manly!

Moss get!

Wicker Snapper Magisword!

Rrrrraaaah!

Okay, we're done with you now.

Rrrrraaaa...

Wow, Vambre! That plan rocked!

Don't compliment me with a pun.

I... I have no idea how to react.

Y'all sure outdid yourselves.

Aah! Tha... Thanks, Fud.

Here's the exorbitant sum we agreed to,

plus a li'l extra for your showmanship.

I was sure that would pay off.

You do extra, you get extra. It's like work karma.

I'll be sure to bring y'all some of my leftover

patented mossloaf after tonight's dinner extravaganza.

That is... absolutely unnecessary.

You're so silly. Pet, pet!

I'll see you Warriors on the morrow.

What does Fud do that she can afford

to get all these extravagant things

and give us so many Jemms?

Do you actually care enough to find out?

- Newp! - Hoverswords!

To Ralphio's!

- Eventually at Mount Ma'all! - Like, very eventually!

Wait!

Don't close! Don't close! Don't close!

I... I would never! Please! Please! Come in, come in!

You complete me. Hey! Eyes up here!

Ralphio, do show us some of your latest Magiswords.

Well, you can always count on the Abacus Magisword!

See what I did there?

Oh, boo! Math is gross.

Well, then, might I interest you in this Pan Flute Magisword?

You can play many a jaunty ditty after some lessons.

Lessons? For a Magisword?

Accordion's already my instrument of choice.

Uh... how 'bout this Trouser Magisword?

How dare you?!

Gulp!

What's that, Wobbles?

Ptoo!

I'll take that one!

Uh, sold!

I'm so proud of my boy.

Finally! Breakfast time!

I get to use my...

Waffle Magisword!

Pancake Magisword!

What?! No, no, no, no, no.

Waffle Magisword turns breakfast into a break-feast.

How can you dislike pancakes?

The word "cake" is right there in the name!

So is the word "pan," which I must do to your choice.

Waffles are the superior selection.

No... pancakes!

Waffles! Pancakes!

You want some real proof that pancakes are the best?

Oh, do tell, brother!

That would have hurt if pancakes weren't just

edible shoulder pads!

You mean all shoulder pads aren't edible?

Allow me to show you what a real breakfast looks like!

Breakfast extra crispy!

Vambre! Sheeeesh! Sorry about that!

Looks like I might have been rough-housing

a tad overzealously.

Never apologize for housing roughly.

Sweet broccoli bits!

Hey, Warriors.

It is I, Fud, rare food enthusiast,

and my cutie-patootie boyfriend, Snax.

Thanks, babe. You're my sweet sugarcane.

As promised, I brought you over some leftover golem mossloaf.

Yeah... Uh... you really didn't have to do that.

Ooooh! Tell me more about those food-themed Magiswords y'all have.

Oh, I'm using my Pancake Magisword

to convince Vambre that pancakes

are the superior breakfast food.

Prohyas just hasn't come 'round to the glory of waffles yet.

I'm working on it.

Snax... Fud...

"Fud Fit!"

Um... what is... "Fud Fit!"

"Fud Fit!" is this precious li'l MagiMobile broadcast

Snax and I like to do sometimes.

All sorts of Lyshsherians view every week,

so you'd get plenty of free publicity out of it.

So... what's it about, anyway?

Well...

Two foods enter, one food leaves.

I'm your gracious host, Fud, and this is "Fud Fit!"

Paid for by our generous sponsors

at Brassica's Best Broccoli.

Representing Pancakes, we have Prohyas Warrior,

and repping Waffles is Prohyas' punky sister, Vambre.

Ooh! "Punky"! I like that!

Okay, pancakes are actually really great.

You can make them into any shape ever!

And they're so soft and cozy!

I give them a hearty skidoop!

Trademark, Prohyas Warrior. Do not steal.

Waffles are clearly the optimal choice.

They offer a crispy sense of structure and stability.

They even have perfect little compartments

for ingredients to live in.

It just butters my crumpet.

Next on the royal schedule...

A meeting with King Number 27 of Kotassium.

On it.

'Sup?

So...

mind terribly if I kill an hour watching MagiMobile videos

instead of pretending we're doing something important?

Thanks for being a bro.

Yeah, guys, you should do a little more of that, uh,

explain', trash-talkin' type thing you were doing earlier.

Really? I mean, shouldn't we get to the action already?

Yes, I would think we should just get to it.

No, no, no. People like some buildup.

It's all about storytellin', y'all.

Wait, I thought this was supposed to be reality.

Right.

Just listen to the name. Just listen to the name.

Pan-cakes. Pancakes.