Rizzoli & Isles

'What a perfect day for the Massachusetts marathon.'

'Now, we've got our own race correspondent'

ready to tell us all about this 26.2 mile race.

Tom, what's the mood down there?

Oh, there's a tremendous amount of excitement right now.

'Th-the streets are packed'

with spectators on both sides.

You can see, the runners are still kind of loosening up

'getting ready for the race.'

'I had a chance to talk with the police a short time ago.'

'They said they expect about 400,000 people'

'are gonna be lining the race.'

'They're gonna be watching as some 38,000'

registered runners go by, so it's gonna be crazy.

It's gonna be a great day out here..

'There's hundreds of thousands of people out here watching.'

'Now, they all have family and friends that are here'

'cheering, supporting them'

'expecting them' to cross the finish line.'

'After you train, you want to take part'

'in a race like this..'

Have you seen Maura?

Janie, there's 400,000 people here.

I said inside the Dirty Robber.

So, how'd you get into this marathon?

I thought you had to qualify.

Well, apparently, they don't check the times

of people over 75.

Hello, Vanilla.

Hey, 5-0, bro.

- What up, Rondo? - You two know each other?

- Yeah. I arrested him. - Bogus.

Look. Got me some tips for you.

I heard you need a good CI.

Go away.

Damn! You lookin' fine today! You don't wanna go running.

You wanna cut outta here with Rondo.

I got somethin' in my pocket will make you feel good.

Oh, yeah?

Ladies love this flavor.

Get outta of here, Rondo.

- Go away. - Okay.

Hey, Vanilla, you need any help

you come find Rondo.

Okay, Casanova. Alright. Go away, Rondo.

Keep walkin'.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

So, really, why are you doing this?

I thought you hated running.

Because I told my friend I would.

Your friend?

Oh, hi. Sorry I'm late.

Still getting used to these.

You didn't tell me we were running as mallard ducks.

Well, I haven't built up my foot muscles.

You know, to the point where I can run barefoot.

We'll chip in and buy you some shoes.

Well, early humans ran very comfortably without shoes.

Research has proven that the barefoot strike pattern

is much less stressful.

You, talking Google. Stressful.

Where's your matching outfit?

No, no, no, we're running for a charity.

Professionals for Underprivileged

Kids of Excellence. We're a team!

Team "PUKE"?

Yes, that-that is an unfortunate acronym.

At least you're not a hot dog.

'Or a mustard.'

Stay out of this. Look.

I said that I would do this because we said

that we wanted to do something together.

But I am not running

like Lady "puke" Gaga. No.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I..

I should have realized. I didn't. I'm sorry.

Wh.. Holy crap. You're not gonna cry on me?

No, I'm trying not to.

It's just that my amygdala and my lacrimal gland

have a connection that I can't really control.

Honey, there is no way in hell

I am taking this off, alright?

I'm already running 26 miles with a camel toe.

Oh-h-h!

Well, can you at least just take off that baggy tee?

Oh, come on! I'll let you walk up Heartbreak Hill!

Oh, I'm walking Heartbreak.

Okay? You're gonna have to do better than that.

Okay. Fine. W-wh.. Name it.

The next reddish-brown stain you call "blood"

before the labs come in.

- You want me to lie? - No.

I want you to state the obvious.

Hypothetically, based on the crime scene

I will determine whether it is possible

to hypothesize that a stain is blood.

I'll take that as a yes.

Twenty bucks says you cramp out by mile ten.

You're on. Bet. And double or nothing, I run like this.

Okay.

And I have some foot skins for you too.

- Don't push it. - Okay.

You know, my feet are hurting

so I think I'm gonna take mine off anyway.

'Now, the race has started for elite runners'

'but here we go about to start'

our first wave of amateur runners.

- 'Here's Tom Martin.' - 'You're absolutely right..'

- You excited? - Ecstatic.

You will be. Runner's high kicks in around mile 12.

Endorphins are comparable to orgasm.

People are already sweating on me.

'And they're off.'

'There's a lot of family and friends here.'

'There's college students that are here.'

'They brought their little grills'

'their picnic lunches. That type of thing.'

'There's just a tremendous amount'

'of support and enthusiasm for everyone'

that's out here taking part in this race.

Oh, your son is running. My daughter is running.

- She's a police officer. - That's nice.

Hi, guys. How you doing? We're the Rizzoli's.

I'm Angela and this is Frank.

What's up, bro?

I'm not your brother, bro.

Alright, lighten up, Frank.

Come on.

Jane's running, Frankie's working.

Everybody's having fun. I mean, we're all families out here.

I'd rather hang out with your mother.

Okay, that's not nice.

It's not a good way to start the day, okay?

'Now, these folks are clearly running enthusiasts.'

'These are not professionals.'

'Now, we're gonna see just how enthusiastic they are'

when they struggle to the top of Newhart

and Heartbreak Hill.

- Cramp? - No, a blister.

- My right heel is killing me. - Too much heel.

Your forefoot should absorb the shock.

Strike, forefoot, toes.

Strike, forefoot, toes.

- Strike.. - That's enough, jog whisperer.

That's it! Great stride!

Runner down. Really, really down.

I-I repeat. There is a runner down.

What happened?

He started zigzagging and then he dropped.

Heatstroke, maybe?

- No, ma'am, don't touch him! - She's a doctor.

This isn't heatstroke.

- No pulse. - Heart attack?

Blood!

Yep, that's blood.

Absolutely not a reddish-brown stain.

Maura, this doesn't count.

C-come here. Look, look.

I see it.

This was so not in my training seminar.

It's an entrance wound. He was shot.

Shock. He just bit his tongue.

She said he's been shot.

- No, no, no. - Help. Help.

There is a runner do...

Alright, you don't talk or call

or e-mail or text anybody, okay?

It's my duty to alert the authorities.

- I am the authorities. - Not mine.

I'm responsible for miles three to five.

Oh.

You're a buffalo scout. Yeah?

So, it's in your honor to be loyal

and helpful and obedient?

Hear that? Obedient. Okay?

I want you to go get a stretcher and some oxygen right now.

'Why oxygen?'

You do anything with that mouth besides breathe

and bad things will happen. Okay? Go.

- Take his pulse. - He's dead.

Maura, help.

What, you want me to pretend he's alive?

No. I'm not gonna be an accessory to lying.

Oops! Sorry.

There goes our crime scene.

'I understand there are hundreds of doctors'

and medical workers in medical tents

throughout the race to take care of any emergencies.

'I guess with 38,000 runners'

'you're going to see hundreds of problems, Tom.'

Yeah, no doubt, Sam, and as the race goes on

chances are we're gonna get more problems and more problems..

Okay, uh, put that, put that right there.

- Maura, help. - No.

We're gonna get the race officials to stop the race.

Follow protocol, and we're gonna have a chance

in hell of solving this murder.

Listen to me. We do have a chance.

He is our evidence.