Seal Team

It's go time!

Target is half a klick southwest.

Don't mess this up, seals.

I don't make mistakes.

Oh? The X47 death balloon.

This one's really deadly. Uh, I'm gonna call a human.

No. We got this.

Uh, Claggart? You... You sure we shouldn't get a human?

I-I feel like we should get a human.

You know, you cut the wrong wire, we'll all be boom! Agh!

- The pain! The pain! - Switch! Focus.

- Yeah, focus. Focus. - What's taking so long, Claggart?

I got a photoshoot with National Aquatic after this.

This isn't as easy as going "Ek-ek-ek-ek-ek," Dolph!

- -

Ten-hut!

Do my good boys want some tasty sardines?

We don't do this for tasty treats.

We do this for honor, for duty, for...

Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf!

Yes, you do!

Now, give me a thumbs-up!

Run!

Claggart, I don't want to die

before... I have... my photoshoot!

Oh, wait, I'm a dolphin. I'm totally fine!

Brace for impact!

So, what's the plan?

Really obvious head-first charge.

Got anything less stupid?

How about the old 1-2-17, back, forward, inside-out maneuver!

Huh?

Yeah, too complicated.

Ooh! Surprise attack!

- Too obvious. - Hm.

Super-secret surprise attack?

Hm.

Three.

Two...

Super-secret surprise attack!

Quinn, why do you always have to shout out the name of the plan?

I got carried away. But it was such a good plan.

Come on!

What are you doing?

There could be you-know-what's lurking out there!

A few ravenous seal-eating sharks

is nothing for the bravest seal in the ocean.

I, the Great Geraldo, once escaped from an aquarium

using only my wits and perfectly symmetrical features.

Have you been waiting for someone to come past so you could tell that story?

Perhaps.

Perhaps not.

It's all part of my mystique.

We can still see you.

Oh, come on. Let's go home.

We'll catch a fish tomorrow.

No. We're gonna get a fish today.

- I don't know, Quinn. - Stay here.

I'll be back before you can say, "This is a really stupid idea."

This is a really stupid... Ugh!

Quinn! Wait up!

Ha!

Hm.

Oh.

Come on, man. This is way better than a fish.

Oh, yeah?

- You don't even know what it is. - Oh, come on.

Of course, I do.

It's a super-awesome, um, shiny thingy.

- A super-awesome whaty-whaty? - Did you see that?

Do you think it would make a difference if I pretend I didn't?

Who wants to get in my face-hole?

- Out of the way! - No! Find your own lunch!

- Swim for your lives! - We're doomed!

I don't wanna be food!

Hey, Snap, your face went right into...

Other way, man. Other way!

Are you crazy? There's sharks back there!

Turn around! Turn around!

Benji?

Benji!

Whoo!

Oh. That was too close.

Come on. We're almost home.

I said, you're going in the face-hole!

No! My face-hole!

Any ideas?

Don't say super-secret surprise attack!

The corkscrew spin!

- You sure about this? - Nope, not at all.

Three... two...

Corkscrew spin!

No wonder they didn't wanna go in your face-hole.

It's disgusting in here.

After them!

- - Quinn?

Yeah?

You shouted out the name of the plan again.

But we totally nailed it that time.

Do you count not catching a fish

and almost being eaten by a shark three times as "nailing it"?

Yes.

Kinda, sorta, maybe, not really, no not at all.

Definitely not. That was a complete, total failure.

- This is my spot! - No, it's mine!

Mine, mine, mine.

You do know what you did out there was really stupid, right?

Stupidly worth it! Check it out!

We could use them to make light signals!

My eyes! My eyes!

I wasn't talking about the thingies.

I meant coming back for me. You could've been eaten.

We gotta look out for each other, right?

Yeah. No matter what.

Rah! I'm a seal-eating sharky!

- -

Tag. You're part of the food chain.

All right, little predator. It's time for dinner.

Mmm. Barnacles.

- Barnacles! - Ugh!

They taste like sand and disappointment.

And they're particularly disappointy-ish today.

Ugh! There has got to be a better way than this.

Oh, there is. Trick is to lick a rock for flavor.

Then stare directly at the sun.

The searing pain removes the disappointment.

Uh... thanks, Beth.

But I was talking about all of this.

Risking our lives every day to maybe get a fish?

- I'm so sick of barnacles! - Barnacles are the worst!

Don't worry, seals. It is almost time for the sardine run.

We'll all get to eat.

- Yeah! - I love sardines!

- That totally averts any worries I had. - What about the sharks?

- Sharks? - Good point.

- Oh, I did not think of that! - Ha! Hardly a concern.

I can count the amount of sharks I've seen there on one flipper.

I'd buy that.

- Nothing to worry about. - That's pretty convincing.

- - Quinn?

Yeah?

I really hope we catch more of them awesome shiny thingies tomorrow.

I'm so hungry.

What do you think these things really are?

Who knows?

All kinds of shipwrecks around here

filled with weird human stuff.

Yeah.

My spot.

In your dreams.

He is dreaming.

Benji?

- What are you doing out here? - I'm gonna get us some food.

All kinds of shipwrecks around here, right?

And humans never go anywhere without snacks.

Now, go back to sleep.

Breakfast is on me.

Trust me, that's all I wanna do right now.

Some idiot once told me that we gotta look out for each other.

Well, that guy must have been pretty stupid.

Uh-huh!

Over here.

Humans sure have some interesting snacks.

- Junk. - Trash.

- Worthless. - Yum!

- - Sideways! Sideways! Attack!

La la la la!

Wow! This is a rough part of the ocean.

Tell me about it.

Oh, there's gotta be some food out there.

Yeah, like us, if we go out there.

Come on. We'll be in and out before you can say, "This is a really stupid idea."

This is a really stupid... I don't know why I bother.

What do you think happened...?

Why would you even think about asking a question like that?

Just looking for trouble.

It's just that, you know, this is totally the kind of place that you would find a...

- Don't say it! - Oh, relax, man. I'm sure we'll be...

Sorry!

Hello there, little fellas.

- Hello. - Hello.

'Sup?