Sexify - Second Season

A NETLIX SERIES

Can we take a five?

All right.

- Hey. - Hey.

HEY, GORGEOUS. WHAT'S UP?

Again?

GOT MY NUMBER, RIGHT? I CAN SEE YOU READ IT!

HI, PAULINA! START

ARE YOU ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE?

ALONE

AROUSAL LEVEL

THIS TIME, TAKE YOUR TIME

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES, AND JUST DO YOUR THING

DEVICES

- -

Hey Adam, I thought you had already left.

No. Hadn't said goodbye yet.

Okay, bye.

Gonna answer that?

Oh, uh, yeah.

I will in a sec.

Okay. Bye.

Our next guest on the show specializes in two things

that, unfortunately, I know nothing about.

New technologies and sex.

- -

Her app hasn't launched yet, but I'm sure you've heard of it.

Please welcome the CEO with her new app, Sexify, ready to launch.

She is a rising star in Polish technology,

Monika Nowicka!

APPLAUSE

I have many questions about your app that helps women easily achieve orgasms.

Most of them from my wife.

- -

But first, I'd like to ask about your journey.

You've just begun your personal ascent in business,

but Nowicki is a name that carries a lot of weight

in business circles.

What do you mean by that?

Your father, most of all.

Oh, right, I've heard of him.

- -

But I have never relied on my father for this company.

To clear things up,

my father has nothing to do with my business.

I believe it's important

for a woman to find her independence in everything.

And it's for those kinds of women that we made Sexify.

I don't know.

What don't you know?

Well I always find that chicks are always talking about their independence,

but when push comes to shove, they need a man to help 'em out.

- -

And that's when Young Juvenile

walks into your life.

Uh-huh.

Excuse me, who is this?

Monika, I think maybe you should get out of the office more.

Young Juvenile is the number one hip-hop artist in Poland.

- -

Please forgive me.

I wouldn't know because we are only for adults.

This is adult exclusive too.

Okay, listen girls, if you would rather use a product

without having influence from men like that,

then get ready for tomorrow when we finally launch Sexify.

- - That's right.

Go home, check out Sexify, and my latest single, "The Horse"!

CAUTION AREA UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Hey.

Would you let me borrow an outfit?

For the launch, please?

- Sure thing. -

Just pick something out.

What's going on?

- I'm sleeping. - I'm almost done.

No, that's not...

Paula, you want a tat?

Uh, no, thank you.

What "plus one"?

They should feel grateful they got invited.

Yo, Babes! What's going on?

- You know I'm older than you. - Just chill.

I call everyone babe.

How can I help you?

I like you.

My honey.

Excellent. That solves all of my issues.

Wait, are you still angry about the show? You know sometimes you gotta flex, right?

I don't understand a word you're saying.

Yeah, Babes, that's why I think you're so great!

When honeys don't get it they're all like, "Oh, Young Juvenile."

Just to get tagged in a post and party with a rapper.

Oh, so you're looking for a honey to love?

No.

I'm looking for truth.

- I'd take care of you. -

Have you been asleep for the past hour?

After we launch the app tomorrow,

I could take care of ten kids just like you.

Private school, swimming lessons, and a language tutor for all of you.

What I was trying to say

is I could take care of you now.

ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE? WITH SOMEONE

I'm fucking gorgeous. Whatcha gonna do?

You fucking are.

You know, I was thinking I should exercise more.

Maciek wants me to go to practice with him,

so I'll come to your launch right after, okay?

You know, that is if I survive.

Damn it...

Everything okay?

Yeah, it's just-

Just a few last-second touches I've got to work on.

You think you should've hired someone to help you?

No, I don't need help.

- Okay, I guess you're fine on your own. - What?

What?

You know I just meant that... you're a genius. That's all.

Well, I'm late for the office.

You're coming to our launch, right?

Hmm?

Uh... yeah. I am.

Super. Bye!

Bye.

How's it feel?

Fit all right?

I don't know. Does it look all right?

Yeah, you look great.

All right!

Hey, guys. This is Adam. He's my buddy.

- Hiya. - Hey, man.

- How's it going? - Adam, these are the guys.

S'up... fellas.

Why are you still wearing your helmet in here, man?

What are you saying right now?

No. Have you heard of it?

Nah, I haven't heard of that, but...

Wait. Hold on, I'm going to check.

You know what, check if it says anything about

- My beads fell off because of you. - See?

Yes, Monika?

Paulina, I need you to pick up the cake.

Weren't you going to do that?

If I could do it, I wouldn't need you to do it.

Really?

Paulina, please can you get the cake?

- Um... I... - I can't make it right now.

And you're not too busy, are you?

All right.

- Thanks. Bye! -

- Your first time, huh, Adam? - Yeah.

- Be careful or you'll injure yourself. - Hey, Riczi, don't scare the guy.

Don't worry. I'm just messing around. Relax.

All right. Men, let's kick their asses.

- Right on! Right, Adam? - Let's do it.

Right on!

Go. Let's go.

Fucking wreck them!

Come on!

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!

Fuck him up!

Put some fucking effort into it!

Okay, I understand, but the thing is