A Tourist's Guide to Love

Do you know my suitcase?

Suitcase.

How much for the scarf?

- Ten dollars. - Ten.

Excuse me.

How about five dollars?

- I can't sell it for five dollars. - It's only five dollars.

I didn't tell her we were coming.

I did.

Further cementing your place as the favorite grandchild.

Who is this guy? Don't know him.

It hasn't been that long.

Give me a hug.

Oh, my God! It tickles!

You need a haircut.

Nice to see you too, Grandma.

Grandma!

Ah, my good grandchild. The one who visits.

Hey, I'm busy with work.

I'm busy too, but I still find the time to visit and watch The Bachelor with her.

She thinks I would be perfect for the show.

Even during university in Australia she called me every day.

We are honored to be here.

You like this one, don't you?

Finally, you bring a girl around for my approval.

Come on Grandma! We have guests!