Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA,

Y'ALL READY FOR THIS BITCH?

Y'ALL GIVE IT UP

FOR MR. KATT WILLIAMS!

AS FAR RETIREMENTS GO,

THIS ONE HAS CLEARLY HIT

ROCK BOTTOM.

BUT NOW,

WHAT A WONDERFUL PLACE TO BE.

AND LOOK AT

ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

QUESTION IS,

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND

CAN COME FROM THREE YEARS

LIVING UNDER A ROCK

AND THEN

COME BACK INTO THIS?

WHY, YOU NEED MORE

THAN YOUR HAIR DONE UP

IN THE MAYOR

OF WHOVILLE STYLE AND A CAPE.

LUCKILY FOR ME, I ALWAYS

HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.

BOSS.

RICKY ROSS.

IT'S TRIPLE "C".

COLOR, CUT, CLARITY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

OF LOS ANGELES,

WELCOME TO 2012,

GODDAMN IT!

LOOK AROUND.

SHIT!

WHOO!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

2012 IS UPON US, AND BITCH

NIGGAS AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.

I GOTTA TELL YOU WHY.

FIRST OF ALL, HOW MANY PEOPLE

IS HAPPY THAT BARACK OBAMA

IS THE PRESIDENT OF THESE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

NOW, I UNDERSTAND HOW

THAT COULD BE A DIVISIVE ISSUE.

BUT AMERICA AIN'T ABOUT

DIVISION, GODDAMN IT.

IT'S ABOUT UNITY.

AND NEVER HAVE WHITE PEOPLE

AND BLACK PEOPLE

BEEN SO UNITED

AND DISGUSTED

AT THE SAME GODDAMN TIME

AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW.

WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME SAY THIS

IN FRONT OF NIGGAS.

WE HAVE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT

FOR QUITE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW,

AND WE HAVE NOT HAD

AN OPPORTUNITY AS NIGGAS

TO THANK YOU,

WHITE PEOPLE,

FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE

LET OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF,

A NIGGA,

RUN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY.

WE APPRECIATE THAT.

YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM.

YOU LET THE NIGGA

SHOW UP TO WORK.

WE THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

WHITE PEOPLE.

UNDERSTAND THAT

FROM NIGGAS.

NOW, WHAT YOU NEED TO

UNDERSTAND, WHITE PEOPLE,

IS WE HAVE BEEN CONFUSED

EVER SINCE THE NIGGA

GOT ELECTED.

WE DON'T KNOW

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

WE WORKING ON FAITH,

WHITE PEOPLE.

UNDERSTAND...

THAT'S RIGHT.

WHEN A NIGGA

TAKES THE OFFICE,

AS NIGGAS,

WE HAVE A MEETING.

WHITE PEOPLE--"WHAT?"

AS NIGGAS,

WE HAVE A MEETING.

WE DECIDED WE WAS

GONNA SUPPORT HIM.

NOW, AS A NIGGA,

IT IS HARD

FOR US TO NOT TALK SHIT

ABOUT WHAT A MOTHERFUCKER'S

DOING ON HIS GODDAMN JOB.

THAT'S KIND OF OUR SHIT

IS TO TALK SHIT

ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK

YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

NOW, NIGGAS SOMEHOW

SWALLOWED ALL THAT.

AND NIGGAS SUPPORTED OBAMA

EVERY STEP OF THE GODDAMN WAY.

AND IN THE BEGINNING,

WE WAS TALKING

WITH BASS IN OUR VOICE,

AND USING GESTURES,

AND STOMPING OUR FEET AND SHIT.

LOOK, HOW LONG

DID IT TAKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

TO RUN THIS COUNTRY

IN THE GODDAMN GROUND?

NOW, YOU WANT THIS NIGGA

TO DO MAGIC?

THAT WAS US EIGHT MONTHS

AFTER THE ELECTION.

THAT WAS US.

FOUR MONTHS AFTER THAT, WE HAD

LOST ALL THE BASS OUR VOICE.

WE JUST--"LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW

WHAT THIS NIGGA IS DOING,

"BUT HE'S TRYING, OKAY?

"YOU GOT TO GIVE

THIS NIGGA A CHANCE.

"WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

HE WORKING WITH RIGHT NOW.

HE--"

WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME JUST

TELL YOU, ON BEHALF OF NIGGAS,

NOBODY WATCHES A PRESIDENTIAL

SPEECH HARDER THAN NIGGAS.

WE BE WAITING ON THIS NIGGA

TO SAY ANYTHING

THAT HAVE SOMETHING

TO DO WITH US.

WE J--

WHITE PEOPLE,

I'VE BEEN SO PROUD OF Y'ALL.

Y'ALL HAVE BECOME NIGGAS

IN THIS RECESSION

THE WAY I KNEW YOU COULD.

OH, LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE--

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN

'BECAME NIGGAS'?" OH, YES.

OH, WE ALL NIGGAS NOW.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

YOU DIDN'T HEAR

ABOUT THE 99%?

THAT'S NIGGAS.

MM-HMM.

MM-HMM.

NOT GONNA BE ABOUT RACE

NO MORE IN 2012.

MM-MM.

IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT.

AIN'T ABOUT WHITE AND BLACK.

NO, NO, AIN'T ABOUT THAT.

IT'S ABOUT YOU VERSUS THEM.

THEM VERSUS US.

WE VERSUS THEM.

AND FUCK THEY MOTHERFUCKING

ASSES BEFORE WE BEGIN.

NOW,

UNDERSTAND THIS,

WHITE PEOPLE,

YOU CANNOT

CONFUSE THE FACTS.

YOU ONLY VOTED FOR THIS NIGGA

BECAUSE HE WAS

KIND OF A NIGGA.

HE WASN'T NO

FULL-FLEDGED NIGGA.

YOU WASN'T GONNA

PUT NO WHOLE NIGGA

IN THE GODDAMN

WHITE HOUSE.

AND NOW YOU WANNA

BLAME THIS NIGGA

FOR NOT DOING

NIGGARDLY SHIT?

"HE NEVER GETS ANGRY.

HE NEVER RAISES HIS VOICE.

HE'S JUST NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

HE WON'T--"

YOU WANT HIM

TO BE A NIGGA?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT HIM

TO BE A NIGGA. I DON'T--

I DON'T THINK YOU READY

TO SEE MICHELLE OBAMA

COME TO THE NEWS CONFERENCE

IN FLIP-FLOPS.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY.

WHITE PEOPLE,

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,

WE ALL IN THIS

TOGETHER.