Bet on Friendship (Prvok, Šampón, Tečka a Karel)

MONAD

SHAMPOO

FULL STOP

MONAD, SHAMPOO, FULL STOP AND KAREL

Peter?

Peter?

Peter?

-Yes? -Are you okay?

Yeah.

You screamed. Is something wrong?

Nothing. I'm sleeping.

Did you have a bad dream?

Damn! Do you hear me?

Man, Mom! When I tell you I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping! Can you leave me alone?

If I leave you alone, you won't get out at all! It's almost noon.

Damn it!

Jesus Christ!

What are you sighing for?

-I'm not sighing. -You're sighing.

Do you want eggs for breakfast or duck for lunch?

You've been home for a week and we haven't talked yet.

Mom, please hold on, I'll be with you in a second, okay?

Duck or eggs?

No way, hi, Full Stop, my friend.

Hi, Einstein.

Hi. I'm glad to hear from you.

Are you back yet?

I am.

And what are you doing?

Nothing, I'm just sitting here. How about you?

Don't even ask.

Some idiots parked next to me

so intelligently that I can't open the car door.

It's great you're back.

In one piece, I hope.

Yeah, listen, see you at the class reunion, right?

Well, I wanted to give it a pass.

But if you go, I'll be happy to join you! We'll celebrate your return.

Hold on, buddy, okay? I'll call you in a second. I need both hands now. Bye.

Hi.

So nice of you to come.

What happened?

I just can't anymore.

I don't believe anything will be fine anymore.

My life's completely useless.

Nobody needs me and Karel doesn't care about me anymore.

Karel loves you as much as he can.

He barely talks to me.

And I still can't get pregnant.

It's been so long.

Karel can't handle it either.

We had our anniversary yesterday,

so I begged him to spend some time home with me,

but he stayed at work all night again.

I…

I don't have the strength to keep trying.

I feel like I'm bothering him, I don't know.

-Klára. -Sorry.

Come here!

You can't bother anyone, Klára.

You're a beautiful, amazing girl. Everyone would want you!

And Karel wants you too.

He just doesn't show it.

Thanks.

Yeah…

So… what kind of food did you eat at the base?

-Just food. -Well…

Were there any nice female colleagues with you?

Not really.

God! Can't you tell me at least one sentence with more than two words?

Do you think any woman would be able to communicate with you like this?

I don't want to run…

Girls, for God's sake, can you turn the TV off?

Hello, this is Dad's cell phone.

What?

-Poop! -You mustn't say that!

-Dáda, come here. -Give me the cell phone!

Monad?

Ema, give me the cell phone! Ema!

Stop it!

Ema, give it here.

Dáda, don't be silly, you had a fever not even an hour ago. Give it here.

Enough!

Oh man! Wait! Oh God.

Prepare a comparative analysis of all similar systems. Yeah?

Thanks.

I'm home for a second, but I'll be in the office in a minute.

Klára?

Hi.

Hello.

Is something wrong?

Nothing.

What are you doing here?

You're not wearing your panties?

Is anyone in here?

What on earth is going on?

Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm waiting for your reaction.

Have you just had sex in here?

Can you answer my question?

-And what if I did? Would you mind? -What?

I don't know. Maybe you wouldn't mind at all.

You know what? We'll talk about it when we're both calm. Yeah? When you're calm.

Wait. Wait, is that all?

You won't even give me a slap knowing what I did here?

Yes? Hi.

Hi.

Are you going to the class reunion today?

The reunion? Tonight? Yeah, yeah.

Why are you whispering?

I'm in a meeting, you know?

I'm sorry. So see you later. I think we should get drunk today, buddy.

Sure.

Bye.

Oh man.

Oh man.

Damn!

Hi, girls.

Hi, Mom!

Where have you been? I was supposed to be at work a long time ago.

So what? Boy or girl?

Stop crying. We know how to handle girls, don't we?

Will you love her?

Of course I will.

Bye, bye, bye.

Dear God! Why do I have to have a pussy farm at home?

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!

I know, I know, well, sure, well, upstairs. Okay, okay, I'm already here.

Here it is, here, here.

Hello?

What do you think you're doing, you idiot? Where have you been all morning?

I'm sorry.

My wife was delayed at the gynecologist and the girls broke my cell phone.

I can't jeopardize my contract with the biggest Asian travel agency

because of your personal issues! Come pack your things. You're done here!

What do you mean by that?

You're fired!

Moron!

Hello? Hello?

Guys, here you go. Wait, I still have two more.

Okay, thanks.

Just keep laughing until you have hemorrhoids too!

But you won't laugh anymore then.

Stop!

Can you sit down a bit slower and groan a bit more?

It'll look funnier. Thanks.

I've had enough! I refuse to make humor out of repulsiveness.

You should be ashamed, director.

Calm down and start thinking about

how much money you make by sitting on that ring.

Can we continue?

This is the bottom of TV entertainment.

You don't even care, because you haven't shot anything good in your life.

But I've done fifty years of honest work, I'm sick of all of this!

Ten-minute break.

We can shoot.

Grandma is fine now.

What is the girl in the corridor doing here?

She came to sign a contract.

She came to the casting with her son for one of those new children's roles.

He's a very clever boy. He'll be in a few episodes.

How old is he?

About six.

What does he look like?

Do you want to see the casting video?

I'll play it for you when you come back.

I came up with a lot of ideas, yoo-hoo

which are great for a silly mood

Yoo-hoo, throw the keys in the gutter, slide down a bare rock

-What's up? - Haunt a castle at night, yoo-hoo…

Are you okay?

I'm not.

-What's going on? -It's Karel. It's Karel. Karel, no way!

Karel! Hi, Karel.

What are you doing here? You've come, great!

Karel, dear Karel. You rich boy!

Show me your car.

-Can I kiss you? -Hi, girls. I don't know.

I'd like one too. I've never kissed a millionaire before.

There, there, what do we have here? A bald patch!

Bald men are really sexy!

Especially when they make as much money as you.

Will you marry me and take care of me? I could get easily divorced.

I'll think about it, okay?

Girls, you know what? Let's get out, I'll buy you a drink.

Jesus, girls. Monad and Full Stop. Hi. Come in!

Hi! Hey!

-I wanted to be the first one. Hi. -Hi.

-Hi. Hi, girls. Hello. -So I'm the last one, hi.

So where did you go, you talented man?

-Why don't we see you on TV? -Well…

You wanted to be a singer, didn't you?

-Yeah, yeah. -So what? So what?

-Well, it didn't work out. -What a pity.

Hi, guys!

-Hello. -What are you doing?

Come here!

Jesus Christ, Mary!

Hello, you old wanker!