Scream 7

What do you even have to back it up?

There were eyewitnesses.

A man fitting Macher's description was spotted at a sorority party

at Windsor College in 1997.

The same year the murders took place.

It's complete speculation,

all right? That's never been confirmed.

It has been con--

Holy shit.

Ugh, that was a long drive.

Holy fucking shit!

Can you get a photo of me?

Yeah.

All right. Cute.

I got it.

Wait, one more. One more.

Okay, I have to pee. Let's go inside.

The code is...

...7-8-2-2.

Are you ready for...

...the Macher House Experience?

Wow.

Oh.

Oh, my God. Ugh.

Incredible. Whoa.

A real-life murder house.

It's perfect.

Mm-hmm. Right?

I mean, it's like-- it's identical.

Oh, this is cool.

The fake blood. Mm-hmm.

Oh!

Check it out. Check it out.

Ugh, I'm gonna pee my pants.

Babe, this is where Sidney Prescott

shot Billy Loomis in the face right after she--

Stabbed him with the umbrella. I know.

Where's the bathroom?

Oh, no, that's the closet Sidney was hiding in.

Remember? Before she stabbed him with the umbrella?

Duh.

Oh, I found it!

Oh.

So cool.

Ah.

This is so cool!

Incredible.

Amber.

And Richie. I mean...

Ooh.

Scott?

Scott?

Hello?

Scott!

Dude, where'd you go?

Whoa. What's wrong? Oh, my God! Ghostface is in there!

What?

Ghostface is in there!

Someone with a ghost mask on.

What are you talking about?

There's somebody in that room

with a Ghostface mask on.

Oh...

Do not go in there.

Scott. Scott!

Ooh!

You're going to die tonight!

It's fake.

Oh, that is so cool.

It's got a motion sensor.

Look at this.

Do you like scary movies?

I mean, come on, look at that.

That's so cool.

Pretty hi-tech.

It looked so real.

That is sweet!

Wow.

It's plugged in right here. What?

Ah, so this is it. This is so creepy.

The room where Stu held that party

to lure Sidney Prescott to her death.

You know, they say Billy was the mastermind,

but I've always been more of a Stu-head.

Who was your favorite? What?

My favorite homicidal teenager?

Neither.

Are you gonna be like this the whole time?

What do you want me to do?

Um...

Okay. Babe, did you know that this is

where Sidney dropped a TV on Stu's head?

Squished all the crazy out of his brain?

Ah, but did she kill him?

You heard the podcast. There's a lot of theories out there that Stu survived.

No. There was a dead body.

It was taken to the morgue and then buried.

You can't fake that.

Let's check out the kitchen.

Ooh.

Oh, this is where Sidney and Gale Weathers

roasted Amber Freeman a few years ago.

Yeah, where she was torched.

I would hate to die that way.

Oh, my God. It's fake.

It's fake.

Fucking hilarious.

It's happening.

Hello?

Hello, Scott. Hello, Madison.

Welcome to the Macher House Experience.

Enjoying it so far?

It's amazing. Mm-hmm.

Do you like scary movies?

Go, go.

Uh, yeah, my boyfriend's a big horror fan.

What's your favorite scary movie?

Stab One. It's time to play a game.

Scary Movie Trivia. Three questions.

Get one wrong, and you die. Question one:

In the original A Nightmare on Elm Street,

who is the first person to die?

Tina Gray. Correct.

Question two:

In The People Under the Stairs,

what's the name of Mommy and Daddy's daughter?

Alice. Very good.

Let's try a hard one this time.

In Friday the 13th,

how old was Jason Voorhees when he drowned?

Okay, well, in The Final Chapter

we found out Mrs. Voorhees gave birth in 1946, right?

And then in the original, the two counselors died in the flashback in '58.

Jason drowned the summer before that. That's '57.

So born in '46, drowned in '57.

Eleven. Jason was eleven.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Scott, but that's incorrect.

Bullshit. No, the math was right.

It's a trick question. Jason never drowned.

Very impressive, Madison.

Scott's lucky he has you to lean on.

I guess I don't get to stab you guys after all.

You two have a chilling night.

And don't forget to give us a five-star--

Are you miserable?

I wish I could fake it better.

Why'd you come here with me?

Well, you were pushy about it!

And I thought I could be cool, then we got here and it's so cheesy.

You want to go?

I don't want to be here if you don't.

I can drive home right now.

You would drive home right now?

I would.

No, it's too late.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna try harder. I promise.

Okay, now I have to pee.

It's the hallway on the left.

Hello?

You're going to die tonight.

Scott, why are you calling me?

It's not Scott.

Okay.

Who is it then?

The person who's gonna kill you.

The scary voice thing is a little bit sexy,

but you could work on it.

Listen, you little bitch,

I'm gonna slice you open and rip your guts out!

Did you just call me a bitch?

Okay, I said I would try, but I'm done. This isn't fun.

Because the fun part is over, Madison.

Scott?

They'd never make it in time.

Scott!

We're not finished yet.

Fuck you!

Stu--

Ow! Ow!

It's me. What the fuck?

You hit me. What is wrong with you?

I'm sorry. I thought it...