VHS Summer Camp

Good evening.

You've come to the right place.

Welcome to "Midnight Madness."

I'm your host, Brandon Lang.

And this is Mistress Mandy

to help guide us on this journey.

Tonight's tale is one for the fans of "Summer Camp Horror"

and tells the story of an abandoned summer camp

where the kiddies disappeared under strange circumstances,

or at least,

that's how the story goes.

It all starts with a young couple

who find themselves at Camp Wildwood,

where Alex tells the story

behind the mysterious disappearances

and the old couple who owned the camp so many years ago.

Stop!

You're just trying to scare me.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Yeah, right. Well, I'm not scared.

Some say there was witchcraft involved.

And that all the daughters of the old couple were witches.

As the legend goes,

the kids are still hiding in the woods.

Ah.

Searching for a way back.

Ah!

Back to the land of the living.

Alex, this isn't funny!

I'm scared. Okay?

Alex.

Oh God.

Hey, did that bus driver seem strange to you?

Oh, yeah, like the part when he said

we shouldn't come to this place?

Yeah. What'd he call it again?

- The evil campground. - Yeah.

I mean that sounds like something you'd hear

in a horror movie or something, yeah.

Yeah, hey, but don't listen to the old man, you know?

He's crazy. - Yeah.

This weekend, it's gonna be wicked.

- Hey! - Oh, hey.

Kyle wasn't kidding when he said

the bus was the only way to get here.

Yeah, this place is pretty far out, huh?

Didn't think we'd ever make it.

Look, I know that you and Carrie are together now,

but I hope we can still be friends.

- Yeah. Yeah. Me too. - Good.

- What was that all about? - Oh, nothing.

Evan, did she have to come?

She's Kyle's cousin. All right?

And he got us a job.

Besides, I thought you said you were fine with it.

Yeah, but you know, us girls,

we always say things we don't mean.

- Hey, it's about time! - Kyle.

Man, what's up?

I gotta say, I wasn't too sure about this place

on the drive up, but it's kind of bitching!

Right?

Right, some fresh air? - Yeah.

Hey, did you guys ride in on that bus?

Oh yeah, about that.

How are we supposed to get a ride back into town?

- Oh, Shane's got a truck. - Oh.

- Hey, little cousin. - What's up?

Thanks for getting us these jobs.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, how'd you get us this job, anyway?

It was on one of those job boards on campus.

Say you need some extra money, right?

Yeah.

Hey, just let me know when the partying starts.

I'm ready to go.

Yeah, I'm gonna need a shower and a nap first.

Can someone show me to my room?

Oh, us girls are bunking together.

Oh!

Hey, I like what I'm seeing here.

Okay, cool down, Lover Boy.

We'll get settled and meet up later.

Okay.

So uh, what is this job anyway?

Basically we're just cleaning up the campsite, you know,

we're essentially we're getting paid to party.

You're talking about the evil campsite site.

- Shut up, dude. - What?

It's nothing. Just some guy trying to scare us.

I mean, yeah, but like, what are we gonna do?

Run away?

Yeah.

What? What's wrong?

Did he say something about the camp?

Yeah.

Yeah, but it's just bullshit, though, right?

- Yeah. - It's just bullshit.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - All right.

Well let's get going.

- Yeah. - Yeah, sure, sure.

Hey Carrie, let's go!

Yo, Dana and Shane are gonna come meet up with us, okay?

Can we skip that shit, Kyle?

Dude, no.

Look, Dana and Shane are giving us the place,

one, to party, but two, to make some extra cash, okay?

You guys should be grateful.

Whatever, man.

I hate work.

It's gonna be a breeze, dude.

Okay, listen, all we have to do is clean up some camp

and then we can party for the rest of the time.

Alright, look, I'm just trying to get drunk.

Trying to get high, trying to get laid.

Ain't nothing gonna stop me with that, man.

All right.

Hey, you coming?

I'll catch up with you guys.

- I'm telling you. I saw her. - I didn't see anyone.

Saw what?

Carrie saw a girl in the woods.

Well, yeah, they're haunted.

See, a logical explanation? The woods are haunted.

I'm not kidding. I know what I saw.

You guys don't believe me, do you?

No, we don't but don't worry,

'cause if the woods are haunted,

we will find out soon enough at the bonfire tonight.

I wonder what the guys are doing right now.

Probably talking about us.

Probably that and how they wanna get drunk

and laid tonight.

So predictable.

Evan tried hitting on me earlier.

Boys will be boys. - What was that?

Oh, nothing.

Wait, Carrie, I thought you and Evan were together.

- Maybe. - Well, which is it?

Okay, so Sara, you and Tony are together?

Yeah, well, he's cute.

- How convenient. - What did you say?

Okay, let's not, 'cause they're not worth it, right?

Well, what about you and Kyle?

Oh yeah, no, no.

He tried that already and I shot him down.

So what you're saying is if you get drunk enough,

he might have a chance?

Oh, are you talking about yourself?

- Whatever. - Okay, guys.

Let's not fight.

We're already in for a long enough week as it is.

Oh, no. No, hey, uh.

Shit.

Come on.

Hey, I was looking for you.

- Oh. - You watching a movie?

No.

No, I just thought I saw something weird on this tape.

Like what?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Try me.

All right, well, I thought I saw Allison

and it looked like she was in trouble.

Wait, you saw Allison on this?

Like I said, it's kinda hard to explain.

Hey.

I believe you.

Evan, they're calling us to...

Uh.

Go meet the owners.

Right, I'm coming.

This does look like a hardy group right here.

Anyway, my name is Shane and this is my wife

and partner in crime, Dana.

And you guys watch out because she does bite.

I bet she does.

Don't let 'em fool you.

I'm a pussy cat once you get to know me.

Okay. Anyway, anyway, anyway.

We do appreciate you guys coming

and we did wanna let you know that it does get cold here.

So make sure you dress warm, especially at night, okay?

And tomorrow we start fresh and the cleanup begins

so be ready to work.

Oh and we want you to be comfortable.

So if there's anything you need,

don't hesitate to ask us, okay?

We are going to be at the campsite tonight,

so the cabin's gonna be yours.

So we were actually thinking

of having some sort of welcome party,

if that's something you guys would be cool with?

Yeah, that sounds fine.

But you just make sure you invite us, okay?

Yeah, of course.

So if anybody has any questions or anything?

Uh, yeah.