Far Away Love (遠得要命的愛情 / Yuan De Yao Ming De Ai Qing)

Far Away Love Episode 1

There is nothing bad about marrying me.

All those girls were with me only because of my appearance. It's not my fault that I am so handsome.

I promise to care for you as if we were girlfriends..

Sorry. That was too disgusting, I couldn't stand it.

Stop fooling around, let's continue watching.

Nowadays, girls are too materialistic.

They look like horses but want to ride in BMWs.

Why didn't he say he looks like a donkey?

Don't say that.

Compared to him...

I, too, am considered a top-grade guy.

Right, Fei Fei?

Actually, your qualifications really are pretty good,

but I have a situation to tell you...

Sorry, I have to go to the washroom.

Why don't we forget about it?

Chu Xia, you must be shy, right?

Even if you are shy, you will continue to persist,

right?

Look, Ding Fei went to great lengths to arrange these blind dates for you. You...

Fellow student, Meng Chu Xia, if you dare immediately throw that phrase out again,

and scare all of them, be careful that I destroy you!

But...

There is another one.

He seems not too bad.

He seems ok.

Are you Miss Meng Chu Xia?

Right.

Did you overstate your age to match mine? You don't look like a girl of 28.

Don't say that.

Actually, I am a little conservative.

A girl doesn't need to earn a lot of money and doesn't need to be outstanding at work.

Such things should be left to us men.

But, my parents' qualifications aren't that good either.

Doesn't matter. Our small family can bring improvements to the big family, everything will get better.

Right.

It's him! He's definitely reliable.

Just like that. Musn't say that sentence

Steady him first. After you steady him, then do you show your hand.

I still have one situation that I must tell you.

I...

Quickly, stop her! - I don't know what I should say!

Don't you know how to strike up conversation? You go!

Me...?

Let me walk you back, how about that? - No, don't let my parents see...

Look, how wonderful first love is.

Honestly, sometimes I really miss my student days.

Intelligence, you've never seen intelligence, right?

Meng Xiang!

What are you doing? At this time, shouldn't you be in class?

Mum...

I also have a fifteen year old son, called Meng Xiang.

Who is she?

Meng Xiang! This kid-!

Meng Chu Xia!

Chu Xia!

Meng Xiang, slow down! Slow down, Meng Xiang!

Meng Xiang!

Stand right there! Meng Xiang!

No one is riding this, right? Then I'll ride this! Let me borrow it!

What is this?! That's mine! My god, there's been a robbery! Stay right there!

Meng Xiang!

Stop right there! Meng Xiang!

Meng Xiang! Stay there!

The woman riding the bike in front, please stop.

There's a misunderstanding, misunderstanding...

Don't learn from what you see on the TV. If you want to learn, then learn something good.

Don't worry, I'll repent my mistakes and turn over a new leaf.

I promise I won't randomly borrow things from strangers.

It was stealing, not borrowing, okay?

If it wasn't because we were lucky, and happened to come across a police patrol car,

who knows where our bike might be now?

You planned this, didn't you? I don't know where you heard that my boss goes there to cycle to exercise,

you were lying in ambush there, right?

No, no, I really didn't.

Since you've already chosen not to pursue it further, then let's not bicker anymore.

There's no meaning in arguing for argument's sake. It's getting late. You guys should go back early.

Thank you, Mr. Policeman. - Take care.

If not for my boss' generosity, and decided to let you off,

you might not have been able to leave.

Are you done?

Isn't it just a bike? Do you think it's made of gold? -Fei...

That bike was actually coated in 24K gold, made in France and worth two hundred thousand or more.

At least, there's one of you who's not ignorant.

But, Mr. Zhan, even if my friend here lost your bike,

I'm still able to repay you on her behalf.

Exactly.

You can say whatever you want now. We're at the police station now!

Back when she was being a thief, why did no one mention repayment?

I'm warning you, but of course you have no reason to remember it,

but I still have to remind you. My name is James, not Zhan, okay?

Watch your words. This is slander!

Just because you have an English name, you really think you're an Overseas-Born-Chinese?

The vendor that sells flatbread downstairs of my house has an English name that sounds more English than yours.

You-you guys stealing right from someone else in broad daylight, what else do you call it if not thief?!

You guys are impervious to reason! I don't want to talk nonsense with you anymore.

How can you say that?!

What I meant was, you should be a better person from now on.

No, no, no, let it go, let it go! - What are you doing?!

Nothing, nothing. - It was my responsibility, let's forget it.

Oh my, Miss Forget-It!

Not only did you not fight back, you're not letting me fight on your behalf either?

We've already made him mad... - Alright, alright.

I know a new restaurant that opened nearby, I'll treat you guys to a meal.

Wait! Come eat at my barbecue shop, I'm treating today. Let's go!

Let's go. -Go, let's go to his shop.

Let him be mad. - Let's go.

Number three can pass... number seven can pass too...

Fei Fei, what are you doing?

I'm renewing your matchmaking information.

After you collect five, I'll arrange another session for you.

Can you not worry about this anymore?

Ruo Nan,

what does she mean?

I think she's pretending to be reserved.

I'm really not, Ruo Nan!

Meng Chu Xia, what right do you have to pretend to be reserved?

Yes, in this modern day and age, in this city,

being a 28 year old office working leftover woman is nothing too difficult.

But you also have a 15 year old child, and that makes you into a disaster area where nothing grows.

Please, have some urgency, will you?

It is because I know about my condition,

so I don't want you guys to waste your energy on something hopeless.

Sure.

You can give up on yourself, but since we're willing to donate our love to the disaster area. Are you able to stop us?

Ruo Nan, you can drop us off in front.

Don't worry, I have enough time. I can send you guys back.

No need. It's especially jammed at this time. Be good.

Yeah, Ruo Nan. Don't you also have to attend some banquet?

It's bad to be late.

Alright.

Go slow!

Banquet...

If it wasn't for Ruo Nan, you would never hear those words come out of my mouth in this lifetime.

Says who?

Isn't our company's annual party also a banquet?

You mean that time when our general manager took off his top and pole danced?

Isn't that a bit too much?

Enough, there won't be anymore public transport later.

Where are you going? - I'm taking the public transport.

Taking the public transport to your house will take too long. Let's take a taxi, I'll give you a lift.

That's right,

why did you keep chasing Meng Xiang today?

Where can a third year middle schooler run to? Just say what you want to say when he gets home.

Do you still have plans later?

If not, come to my house and see for yourself.

What girl? What chase?

I didn't see you two after school today. Did you see the wrong person?

If there's nothing else, I'm going back to my room.

Did you see that? - That...that Meng Xiang...

How is he 15? I don't think that I will be able to achieve his level of mentality even when I get to the age of 35.

This child has never talked much. He never talks to me.

Recently, I don't know where he's learned that new trick from.

He won't admit it even if you threatened to kill him. He stops all arguments with one sentence.

It's because of you. You can't argue with other people usually,

but you should at least have the strictness of a parent, right?

Watch me. Let's go.

Meng Xiang, not only did your mum see you today,

we all saw you too.

Looks like it's a person that looks a lot like me.

You child...you're quite stubborn.

Meng Xiang, no matter what you say, you're still a man.

As a man, you have to take responsibility for your own actions, you got that?

This family doesn't have anyone to teach me how to be a man.

Besides, it's because of my existence that this family is unlikely to have another man, isn't that right?

He's a diamond studded gunner, you're just an ancient shield.

Comparing you to him, your battling prowess is negative.

This kid... reminds me of when I was in my teen years.

That time, I was also a double-edged sword, very sharp.

I'm telling you, this kid being rebellious in his teens, I am prepared, I can take it.

I'm just worried... just worried that he might become more like that person.

Sorry, excuse me, excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.

Xiao Wang, this is the new added prize for second place.

Pechoin's Youthful Moisturizing Series. - Right, right, right...

Host, this is the next section's product information. Can you take a quick look at it? - Sure.

Pechoin's Youthful Moisturising Cream.

Don't worry. - Where's Xiao Liu?

Xiao Liu?

I've arranged everything on Manager Zhao's side. It'll be fine to delay for another 15 minutes. Go quickly.

There's no nipple covers, no padding, how do you want me to wear this on stage?

But aren't bikinis all in this style?

This will fall when I wear it. It'll fall, don't you get it? I want to change it.

Meng Chu Xia, what are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be on stage?

Director, she wants to change the style of her outfit.

So you want to change it just because she wants to?

Did you look at the contract? There isn't such a condition in the contract. Either you go on stage right now,

or you can leave without getting paid.

How many times have I told you? Don't be courteous when you work.

She only wishes to look better when she's on stage.

I don't care what she wants. Oh, right, Manager Qi's case, have you sent over the budget estimate?

Director, isn't that Xiao Wang's responsibility? You transferred me here...

Whether it's you or Xiao Wang, get it done today, okay?

Okay.

Fei Fei.

Alright, I'm going, I'm going...

W-what? Director Li is staying to oversee as well?

Please, don't you think it's because there's something wrong with his personality?

Apart from being too strict, there's nothing wrong.

Fei Fei, if there's no big issue, just tolerate it a bit.